第一章
wodezhaijianvyouturanaishanglehuwailuying。
wanggouleyiduiqixingguaizhuangdegongjugaosuwoshiluyingzhuangbei。
woxiangzhetaduochuquzouzouduishentiyehao，yiwufangudezhichita，shenzhijitabaoxiaolesuoyouhuafei。
moutianwoyiwaishoudaotajicuodizhidekuaidi。
「xiaobaitu，kangegebuyikouchidiaoni。」
qinniaimeikapianpeishangyixiangzidechengrenyongpin。
huaile，laozitoushangzhangcaole......
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「laogong~qianqianmaileyitaochaojishufudexiuxianzhuang，woxiazhouyouyaoquluyingle，renjiayeyaoma。」
nvyouchenyingzuijinaishangleluying，shibushijiuyaotianzhidiandongxi，meicitiaohaodongxijiuduizhewosajiao。
kewopianpianjiuchitazheiyitao，tingzhetaruannuodeshengyin，shoushangjiukezhibuzhudejiangqianzhuanleguoqu。
「mai，zhiyaobaobeixihuan，doumai。」
「xiexielaogong~ainiyo。」
「yaobuwojinikaigeqinshukaba，zheiyangnimaiqilaiyefangbian。」
yilaierquwojuedemeitianzhuanlaizhuanqudeyetingmafan，yushizhudongtichujitakaiyizhangqinshuka。
meichengxiangtaxiangyemeixiangjiujujuele，haimaiyuanwobudongqingqu，tajiushixiangmeitianzhaowoshuohualiaotian。
zheiyangyitingsihuqueshishiwotiantianzhiguzhemanggongzuo，hulveletadeganshou。
yinweitadetitie,yerangwogengjiajiandingleyaogentayiqidejuexin，shenzhikaishisisuoqiqiuhundeshier。
「xiongdi，fashenmedaini？yougehaoshigaosuni。」
jiuzaiwojiaojinnaozhisisuozhiji，yaohaodetongshizhoumingcouguolaidaduanlewodesilu。
wowentashenmehaoshizheimekaixin，nanbuchengshishengzhijiaxinle？
tabalaleliangxiashouji，shenshenmimidijiangyigeerweimadiaolechulai。
「jiaqun，zuijingemenfaxianyigehaodongxi，bao**de，dainiquzhuahuli，wantuzi！」
wokanzhezhidingdequnmingcheng“luyingbaobeiquan”shunjianmeilexingqu。
woxianglaijiushigejializhai，shicichumenjiucidoushiweilepeichenying。
「nishenmeshihouxihuanluyingle？wonvpengyougentade**meizuijinyelaoqu，wojiubucouzheigerenaole，haiburuzaijialedezizai。」
wobaiwuliaolaideshenlegelanyao，wanjulezhoumingdehaoyi，quemeizhuyidaotatingdaowoshuochenyingzuijinyezongluyingshibujingyiluchudeguaiyibiaoqing。
「linge，saozitanagequn......」
「zenmele？niyaojin？wokeyibangniwenwen。」
「meishi......meishi，yinggaigenwodebuyiyang，woxianmangqule。」
zhoumingcongmangshouqishoujiluohuangertao，xinbuzaiyandixianxiezhuangdaolesongkuaidijindeqiantainvhaizi，beirenjiabailehaojiyan。
「linjingli，nindekuaidi。」
快递？
wozheiliangtianmeitianzhishenmedongxia？
dengwokanqingshangmianmingzishi，shunjianmingbaiguolaile，chenyingneigexiaomihugujishitiancuoledizhi，caisongdaowozheili。
yuanbenwozhunbeixiabandaihuijiajita，kepengqiaoneiheziwaibaozhuangyouxieshile，wojiuxiangzhechaikaikankanlimianyoumeiyouposun。
zheiyichaibuyaojin，dengkanqinglimiandedongxishiwoshunjianjiudaizhule。
quanshiyixiedachidudeqingqufuzhuang，jikuaibuliaojiugenmashengyiyangtoufeng。
haiyouliangjiankuazhangzhijidechengrenwanju。
zuizhongyaodeshilimianneizhangkapian。
「xiaobaitu，xiazhoujidechuanjigegekan，kanwobuyikouchileni。」
henmingxianzheibingbushichenyingzijimaidekuaidi，dagailvshiyigenanrenmaijitade。
kanzhezheigeshuxidechengwei，woshunjianxiangqilezhiqianwuyizhongkandaodeduanxin。
yuqiruchuyizhe，kechenyingjieshishuoshiyiqiwandejiemeikaiwanxiao。
zheiyishunjiankanzheyanqianlinlangmanmude**，woduinvyoudehuaiyidadaoledingfeng。
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danfanshidoujiangjiuyigezhengju，danpingzheigekuaidi，woyebunengbaifenbaiquedingzijidanglehuowangba。
yushiwoyaxiaxinzhongdehuaiyi，jiaoleyigepaotuishansong，jiangkuaidisonglehuiqu。
meiduojiuwojiushoudaolechenyingdedianhua：
「laogong，woyougekuaidibuxiaoxinsongdaonineiliqule，shinirangrensonghuilaideme？」
「duia，wokanleyixiashinidemingzi，songcuoleme？」
woqingmiaodanxiedihuileyiju，sihaomeitoulouyidianhuaiyi。
「e，shiwode，neigepaotuixiaogebensile，bawodekuaidixiangzidounonghuaile，laogongnidetousuta，renjiahaixiangzaimaidiandongxi，laogongbaoxiaoma，ainie~」
yanjianwomeiyoudakaikuaidi，yuqiyemeiyourenhebianhua。
chenyingzheicaifangxiaxinlai，zhuantouyoukaishigenwoyaoqian。
zheinvrenhaizhenshitanxinbuzushetunxiang。
jirantazuodechulai，neixieshijiumeiwan，woderangtazhidaozheiqianbushizheimehaonade。
「xinga，denghuijiujinizhuan，woyeaini。」
zuishangshuozheaiwo，xinlibuzhidaoxiangdeshinageyenanren。
xianzaitingzhetadesajiaowozhijuedewubiexin。
wofuyandeyingfuletajiju，biancongconggualedianhua。
tanlianaizheijigeyuelai，woduitakeweishibaiyibaishun。
jiuliantadeguimiguoqian，yebuzhiyicishuo，nandejiandaohuaqianzheimetongkuaidenanren。
wogenchenyingderichangyeshifenrongqia，jihubuzenmechaojia。
jiuliantadepengyouquanyesuanshiwomenxiuenaideshipin。
keyanxiawoshenzhiyouxiehuaiyi，wokandaodeneixieshitaxiangyaowokandaode，shuobudingtalianweixindoubuzhiyigeni。
xialebanyihou，womabutingtidihuilejia，chenyingguangjiehaimeihuilai。
wojingzhizoujinwoshidakailetadeyimaojian，xianglaizheixiedifangwoshibuhuisuiyitazude。
yitongfanzhaoguohou，guoranzaiyichudezuixiacengfaxianlebushao“haodongxi。”
gezhongkuanshichicundett，haiyoushenmewenrelangyakuan！
shengxiadedoushiyixiewuhuabamendeyifu，tongyidetedianjiushibuliaoshaozhiyoushao。
shenzhiyoudejiujigenshengzi。
kandaozheilijiusuanwozaizenmebuxiangchengren，yebudebuchengrenzijidanglehuowangba。
wotaochushoujijiangzheixiedongxiquandoupailexialai，yuanbenxiangdadianhuazhaotaduizhi。
kezaiyixiangwanyitakukutitishuowoyuanwangleta，zheixieshijiwozhunbeide“jingxi”。
zhibudingjiudebeitadaodayipa。
jirantaxihuanyan，neiwojiupeizhetayan，wodaoyaokankan，zheigewawoqiangjiaoderenshishei！
wanshangchenyingzaozaojiushuixiale，shuoshiluyinghuodongtiqianledeyangjingxuruicaiyouliqiwan。
tashuozheihuadeshihoulianshangyangyizhechimidehongguang，kanyangzizhiqiandehuodongtaguodemankuaihuode！
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「laogongnidoubuzhidao，zheicihuodongleisiwole，haipengdaoxiayushuaileyijiao。」
「neixiedifangdoumeikaifahao，pashanleisile，haidewoyaosuanbeitongde......」
shangyicitahuilaishixigaishangmomingduolehaojituanyuqing，genwoshuoshishuaizhele。
nanweiwoxintengdeyoushi**youshijitamaiyaogao，gaolebantianshibeirenanzaidishangmochudeyuqinga。
haoyigeyangjingxurui，kanyangzizheiyiciyoushiyichang“yingzhang”yaodaa。
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banbaoyanchouwanchenyingyesuanshishuishule，wozuozulexinlizhunbei，zhandouzheshoudakailetadeshouji。
congqianwoduichashoujizheizhongxingweibuxieyigu，xianzaiquezhuyifenxi。
guorangenwobaitianyuxiangdeyiyang，tahaiyoulingwaiyigexiaohao。
made，zhendekaileyanjie！
yuanbenyiweizijishibeirenwaleqiangjiao，kedengwojiangneixienanrendetouxiangyiyidiankaihou，caifaxianhezhiqiangjiao？
wodedijidouyijingshiqianchuangbaikongle。
yixiangdaowoshiruozhenbaodenvrenbeidiliqueshirenjinkefu，wojiumeilaiyoudeyizhenexin。
zuirangwotongxindeshi，zaitadeyanliwobuguojiushiyigeyidongdeatmqukuanjieryi。
「yingying，nikedexiaoxindianbieranglinjiefaxianle，burandaoshihoujifeidanda。」
「pashenme，dabulejiufenshou，tayemeijigeqianjiwohua，nikanshangcineigeliulaoban，diyicijianmianjiujiwodailegebao。」
就冲一个包？
zheiduanriziyilaiwojitamaileduoshaodongxi？shenzhiwolianhunfangdouzhunbeijiashangtademingzi。
wanwanmeixiangdao，zaitadeyanliyouqiancaishiwangdao。
buguoshuoqineigebao，tahaizhenshiyouyanwuzhu，neibaojiushigegaofang。
shangciluyinghuilaijiuqujiantazongtizheneigebao，wopachuochuanmaidaolejiahuohuirangtananguo，jiuyizhibiezhemeishuo。
zhunbeidengdaoguoqingchuquwaner，zaizhongxinjitamaigexinde。
dankanzhekanzhewojiufaxianlebuduijing，tasihubudandanshichuguineimejiandan。
yigexiaohaoshangshijigequnliao，daizheyansedeaimeitupianhecabianshipincengchubuqiong。
ertadepengyouquanquanshizijidegezhong**。
congyikaishizhengchangderichangzhaopiandaohoumianbijiniyongzhao，banluobeiyingzhao，shenzhihaiyoulouchu**deduanqunzhao。
jianzhibuyayuchungongtule。
erqiezheixierenshenzhidouyougezidenichenghedaihao。
chenyingjiaoxiaobaitu，ertadeguimiguoqiantouxiangshiyizhimeihuodehonghuli。
“linge，wodainiquzhuahuli，wantuzi。”
jiuzaiwotounaofengbaozhishi，turanxiangqibaitianzhoumingdehua。
nanbuchengzheigesuodeluyinghuodong，jiushizheiqunrenzuzhideyigejudade**pa？
woxiayishijiuxiangbaojing，zheixiedongxijueduigoutamenheyihude。
kejiuzheiyangjiufangguota？qibushitaibianyitale。
dangzhewodemianlaogongzhang，laogongduan，beidiliquezuozhezheizhonggoudang。
sisuozaisanhouwozhijiejizhoumingdaledianhua，rangtalawojinqun。
「mingzi，bushibao**me？daigeyici，woyexiangzhuazhuatuzi！！！」
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「ge，nidouzhidaole？」
「你觉得呢？」
「去几回了？」
zaiwodepanwenxia，zhoumingzheicaijiangshiqingyuanyuanbenbendejiaodaiqingchu。
tayeshigangjiaolehuifeibeirenlajinqude。
zuijingongsixiangmuzhuadejin，yijinghenjiumeiyouxiujiale。
womenchabuduodoushijiazhebanganjindu，tashenzhidouhaimeichouchukongquluying。
zhishizaiqunlikanlebushaorenfachulaideshipin，goudetaxinyangnannai。
youpashigetao，suoxingzhunbeilawoyiqi。
「ge，woshizhenbuzhidaoshizheimegeshi，woyiweijiushiputongde......」
worangtafeihuashaoshuo，xianlawojinqu，dengwomangwanlezaizhaotasuanzhang。
zheixiaozisuanshiwoyishoudaiqilaide，buhaohaotangenvpengyou，tiantiangaozheizhongwuqibazaodeshi。
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jinqunhouhenkuaibianyourenlaijiawo，shuoshiweilehuiyuandeyinsianquan，meigerendouxuyaojiaobaozhengjin，yejiushihuifei1999。
woerhuabushuojiubaqianzhuanleguoqu，henkuaineibianjiufalaileyigewenjianjia。
shuoshiluyingbaobeidexiangxiziliao，keyigenjuzijidexihaotiaoxuanheshideren。
「laobankeyigenjuzijidexihaotiaoxuan，kanzhongdebaobeijianghuigenninyiqiluyinge，fuliduoduo，baojunmanyi~」
dakaikefufaguolaidewenjianjia，woyiyanjiukandaolechenyingdezhaopian。
shuoshihua，zaiyiqunnvrenzhijian，tadeyanzhiqueshishishuyishuerde。
erqiezheijizhangzhaopianxuandeyouqihaokan，jiaoerbumei，poyoudianbailianhuadeganjue。
kexia，tazijijiushiyituoyuni，dangbuchenglianhua。
kewoliulanlesuoyou，queyoudianeryiwaideshi，bingmeiyoukandaochenyingguimiguoqiandezhaopian。
nanbuchengtameiyoucanyuzheigeshi？
kemeicichenyingdoushigentayiqichufadea？
zheihaizhenyoudianerzaiwoyiliaozhiwaile。
wojikefufaquxiaoxishuoshishijiananpaibuguolai，huitoutiaodaoheshidezailianxi。
chenyingyijingzuleju，zaidiantazuduikendingbuxianshi。
jirantamenluyingzongshiwangyinbidedifangpao，neiwojiupianyaotamenbaoluzaigongzhongshiyexia。