第6章 新婚成了笑柄

“nibufangguoshei?”liangrenshuohuajian,yishenxizhuangdelujinyizoulejinlai,tadechuanzhedabantongwangribingwuchaju,duodebuguoshixiongkoubiezhedeyiduolihua,shangtoukezhe‘xinlang’xianyandebiaozhi。

xixibuzaihangsheng,momozhanzaiyipang。

“xixijie,huayejiangle,zanmenchuquba。”suyimuhenyouyanlijian,tashangqianlazoulexixi。tazhidao,rujinzaihunlishangchushenmezhuangkuang,zuihoudaomeidehaishitajie。

jiuzheiyang,bugaoxingyehaokaixinyeba,xixibeiqiangyingdelalechuqu。

liangrenyizou,wulijiuzhishenggunuanhelujinyi,gunuanxileyikouqi,youxiejinzhangdepingzhuhuxi。

“nikushenme?”lujinyikaojingunuan,gunuanxiayishidihoutuiyibu。tameitouweizhou:“hunlishangku,shixiangjidajiakandao,niyouduobuqingyuanjiajiwo,youduoweiquma?”

“gunuan,nibiewangle,zaochengjintiandejumian,doushinijiuyouziqu。”tahaobulianxiangxiyu,dalizhuaizhuletadeshouwan。

gunuansileyisheng,tongdeyaojinya,danshizhongburenshu。

“heng,wozuihaojiwoanfenshouji,biejiworeshi。”lujinyijiantaluchutongkudeshenqing,fanzaodishuaikaitadeshou,xianqibancalecashou,ranhoujueqingliqu。

dengtalikai,gunuancaiganfangshengku,tarouleroushouwan,ditoukandaohongtongtongdeshouwan,xinyoushiyitong。

ruguoshibaijiaoyue,tayidingbuhuixiazheimezhongdeliqiba,bu,tacaibuhuizheiyangduita,tahenbudebatapengzaishouxinhanzaizuili。

说到底,还是分人。

gunuancaquyanlei,neixinmaixiachouhendezhongzi。tahenlujinyi,yetaoyanbaijiaoyue。

“baijiaoyue,baijiaqianjin,he。”

neitianhunlijieshuhou,dajiadousanqu,xiangwangchangyiyang,zhibuguogunuansuanshichedizhujinlelujia。

dankenengshixinhun,youxushilujinyijilelujiayaojinggao,xinhunguohoudejitian,douxianganwushi。lujiayaomeiyouzhaogunuanmafan,yemeiyoudalita。

erlumu,tabuxihuangunuanzheigeerxifu,canjiaguohunlihouliuxiayigeguanjiajita,dangrizhijiefeihuilemeiguo。

zhiyulujinyi,tacongjiehunneitianwanshang,tajiumeiyoukandaota。

因为。

baijiaoyueneitianwanshang,xinzangyoubingfale,lujinyibufangxinta,duitacunbubuli。

hunlineitianlaicanjiaderenbushao,danzhenxinsonglijigunuandequezhiyouxixi。

shiyigemobuchulaishiwudejinnang。

xixishuo:zheishijiumingjinnangyeshisongjinidexinhunliwu,dannidewanbudeyishicainengdakaishiyong。

zheifanhua,lingyixianghaoqixinzhongdegunuanxinyangyang,tabuxiashicixiangyaodakaiyiqiaodaodi,daozuihouhaishirenxiale。

“jiranshijiumingjinnangneijiuliuzhejiumingba。”youfumolejixia,gunuanjiangjinnangsaijinlexiaoxiaodemuxiangli。neishitanainailiujitadeweiyijinian!

lujinyizhengzhengyizhoudoumeiyouhuijia。

congxinhunneitianzouhoubianzaiyemeihuijia。gunuanyishijianchenglezhenggeashidexiaobing。

napatajiguansuanjinjiajinlujia,tanengdedaodeyebuguoshidushoukongfangeryi。

“shaonainai,jidemingzaoyaoquyiyuan。”

lujinyiliuxialeyigefuzezhaogutadezhangyi。

danzhangyibuxihuanshuohua,henduoshihoudouchenmoguayan,weirenkebanzongshibanzhelian。

gunuanmianduitashi,youxiejujin,fangfotashibeijuliukanyaqilaidefanren!

“我不饿。”

waitouxiaqileqingpendayu,yushuishuashuashengbansuizhezheneryulongdeleisheng,gunuanhaipadeduozaichuangshang,yongbeizizhezhulenaodai。

zhiyouzhangyijinlaishi,tacaigannaxiabeidan,touyankanta,“zhangyi,nikebukeyi——badengdakai?”

“tingdianle。”zhangyilengmodao,tanazheyibashoudiantong,ziruodezaishuodadebieshulizoulaizouqu。

丝毫不见怕!

gunuanyouheiankongjuzheng。heianjiuxiangshigejudadeyuwangjiangqiwangzhu,jiangqitunshidiao。tahaipajile!

“zhangyi,wohaipa,ni,kebukeyi,buyaozou?”gunuandisheng,zaiciqingqiudao。

tazaimoshengdelujiajiuxianggeyinxingren,meiyourenguanxintadesihuo,gengshimeiyourenzaihutadeganshou。

zheilingtazhengrifangfoshenghuozaishuihuozhizhong。

“shaonainai,wohaiyoushizuo,bunengliuzaizheier。”

zhangyijiuzheimezhanzaimenkou,yesetaian,gunuankanbuqingtadeshenqing,gujiyeshibuxiede。

xiangdaozheier,gunuanyaoyaoya,buzaiqiangqiu:“ng,neiniqumangba。”

‘peng——’huiyinggunuandeshixiangliangdeguanmensheng。

gunuanyanleishuayixialiuxia,tacengyiweijiajilujinyi,huishixingfudekaiduan,sheichengxiang,huishirucichujing。

“chesheng,mingdisheng。”guoleyihuier,leishengjinglexialai,gunuantingjianlechedeshengyin。

tajidongdechexiabeidan,chijiaopaodaochuangqian,yibalakaichuanglian,kandaoleyuanqianmingliangdenuanhuangsedengguang。

“tahuilaile。”zaihaipazhixia,daitideshixingfen。lujinyihuilaile,tade‘zhangfu’huilaile。

lianshangyixi,gunuanbuguansanqiershiyi,naqiweiruodeshoudiantong,chuanzheshuiyijiupaolexiaqu,danpaodaoerlou,tajiaobufangman,huranxiangdaoshenme。

tazheimetaoyan,zheimexianqita,tazheimexingchongchongdipaochuqu...“dui,tataoyanwo,woshangganzhequ,jiushireliantielengpigu。”gunuandixiatou,wuheidezhangfazhezhuletashengdongdeyanjing。

“tashuilema?”jiuzaigunuanzuoyouweinanshi,lujinyideshengyinhuranxiangqi。

gunuanheleyitiao,mangguandiaoshoudiantong。

kongdangdebieshudunshiheianyipian,zhiyouwaitouhushanhushandeshandianzhaoyaoguangmang。

kazhi——damenbeituikai,gunuanzhanbushizouyebushi,jiuxiangshibeichouqulinghundemuou,daidaidezhanzhe。

‘honglong——’xiangleizhener,chijiaodegunuanheleyitiao。tongshibeihedaodehaiyoulingwaiyigenvren!

“ayi,wohaipa。”baijiaoyuejiaoruodeshengyinchuanlai,gunuanshenziyizhan。

“biepa,wozai。”lujinyiwanyaobaozhebaijiaoyue,yanyuwenrou,roudexiangshinengdichushuilai。

gunuanzuijiaoweiweichedong,tahuanhuanzhuanshen,xiangerlouzouqu。tamamudeshenying,luozaibuyuanchulujinyideyanzhong,tayanshenhudong,bochunweimin。