wofuyandao:「duiduidui,nishuodemeicuo,wosuiranyikanjianjiroujiuexin,danwoyinggaichilemajiwozuodejituifan,jiusuanbachangzituchulai,yebunenggufumadeyipianhaoxin。
「suiranyishengzhirangchiliushi,danshimabijingxinxinkukuzuochulaile,woyinggaibutingyishengdeyizhu,chengquanmadexinku。
「chilejituifanyounengzenmezheni?zaiyiyuanduozhujitianyounengzenmezheni?wufeijiushizaijinyiciicu,shentizaizaodianzuibei。danmayaoshishangxinle,neikeshidashi。」
tingjianchiwanjituifanhuiyouzheimeyanzhongdehouguo,laogonglianshangmanmanyouxiexiukui。
woyueshuohuoqiyueda,zhengyaozaiyinyangjiju,popoganjinlanzhuwodehua,yilianweiqudikanxianglaogong:「shuodaodi,zheishierquanguaiwoa。」
talianshuodaiku,yiliankuqing:「zhenzhen,nizenmecainengbushengqi?nibuyaohepengpengchaojia,doushimadecuo?macuole,majiniguixiahaobuhao?」
popoxigaigangwan,pengpenglikefuzhutadegebo,bataladaozijihuaili:「zhenzhen,nishizaishiqirentaishen。」
poposhunshipajinlaogonghuaili,manlianyinren:「douguaiwobuhao,doushiwodecuo。」
haojiahuo,wojuranyoureleyishensao。
popokelianxixidilazhewodeyijiao:「zhenzhen,wonanidangqinshengnveryiyangya。wojiushijixingbuhao,aiya,renlaolejixingjiuchajing。」
naozizaichajing,yemeiwangjitaerzixihuanchijituifana!
kanlaizheichudaxitahaixiangzaichangjijie,danwokebuxiangzaipeihetayanchule。
wolandetingpopodexiabai,wuyudijinleshufang。
laogongzaihoumianyouxieshengqi:「nizheirenzenmezheiyanga?magennishuohuani,niyishengbuhangdijiujinwule!youmeiyoudianlimao?youmeiyoudianjiaoyang?」
popozaihoumianlazhelaogong,quantayinrenyixie:「haola,zhenzhenjiushizheigexingzi,suiranpiqichajing,buhuizuoshi,danmazuoweiyigezhangbei,zenmenenghetajijiaoni。shaoshuoliangjuba,rangzheishierguoquba。」
我索性戴上耳机。
manghuodaowanfandeshihou,poponiuniunienieyoujinlaile:「zhenzhen,nixinlishibushiduiwoyouyijianle?mabushiguyide。」
woyouxiexiqidikanzheta,buzhidaotayouyaoganshenme。
meiliaodaoxiayimiao,tajurancongkudoulitaochuyizhanglvsedezhibi:「zhei50kuaiqianninazhe,zijimaidiandongxi,haohaobubushenti。」
这下我彻底无语了。
wozhendehenyihuo,tajizhei50kuaixiangganma?
50kuaiqianlianyixianghaopinzhiniunaidoumaibudaoe。
woniezhezhei50kuaiqianfanzaodao:「ma,buyongle。zheiqianninazhezijimaidianshuiguoba。」
popolianlianbaishou,baqianwangwoshuzhuoshangyirengjiupaochuqule。