第二章 天王老子我也揍

“你父亲?”

zhangbaochayidekanleyiyanlintian,erhouningxiaoleqilai:“nizheiquetuifuqinqianlaoziqianbuhai,wojiusuanzhendasita,younengruhe?”

“nixiaozihuilaidezhenghao,nilaozihaibuqideqian,nilaihai!”

tingdaozheige,linyangbianrenbuzhujidong,fennudedao:“wozhijielenimenyiwan,benjinlixi,yedouanshihaile,shinimen,sizigailejietiao!”

“nipingshenmeshuolaozigailejietiao?”

zhangbaolenghengyisheng,ningxiaozhenachuyizhangziju,“shangmianbaizhiheizi,xiedemingmingbaibai,nizijiyeanleshouyin,nandao,haixianglaizhangbucheng?”

林天看了一眼借条。

henmingxian,zijifuqinzheishibeirenkengle。

“yitianyiwan,nimenzenmebuquqiang?”

林天讥讽道。

“hei,laozijintianjiushiqiangle,zenmedi?”

“shixiangdian,jiuguaiguainaqianchulai,tinizheiquetuifuqinbaqianhaile,sanshiwan,yifenyebunengshao,yaoshimeiyou,heihei,jiuxiannazheixiaoyezhongguolaidizhai!”

shuozhe,zhangbaokanleyiyanxiaonvhai,xiaodehenshixiaozhang。

fangfochidinglelintiantamen。

“我抵你妈!”

mianduizheizhong,qifuzijiyijialaoxiaoderen,lintiankemeiyoushenmehaohuakejiang,yinchenzhelian,yigejianbu,shangqujiushiyiquan,zhijiezazaizhangbaolianshang。

砰!

zhangbaocanjiaoyisheng,dangchangjiubeidadebixuehengfei。

zhengzhanglian,haosidoutalexiaqu。

看起来,十分可怕。

rengengshiyanheitouzhuan,fenbuqingdongnanxibei。

haozaitadeshouxia,yanjishoukuai,jishifuzhuleta,zheicaimeiyoudaoxia。

“老大!”

zhongrenweilai,kanzhezhangbaoneizhanglian,dunshidaoxileyikouliangqi。

huanguojinglaidezhangbao,moleyixiazijitadiaodebizi,lianseyinchen,erhuabushuo,jianqitiegun,bianfennudexiangzhelintiandabuzouqu。

“给我打死他!”

yishenglingxia,lintiandunshijiubeizhangbaodengbageren,heweizailezhongjian。

“小天!”

kandaozheiyimu,linyangmanlianjinzhang。

lintianhuitouchongtaxiaolexiao,yishianwei,ranhoulenglengkanxiangzhangbaodengren,youxiebuxiedegoulegoushou。

“找死!”

kandaozheiyimu,zhangbaodanu,dunshijiurenbuzhuchongleshangqu,kehaimeidengtachushou,yimianyouheidexiedi,bianyingleshanglai。

砰!

budengzhangbaoduoxiang,tazhenggerenjiubeilintianzaicichuailechuqu。

“好快!”

zhangbaodeqigexiaodi,xinzhongyijing。

dengtamenhuiguoshenlaishi,lintianyeyijinglaidaolemianqian。

砰砰砰!

zhishisanquanliangtui,qigexiaohunhun,bianzhijiebeifangdaozaidi。

congtongjuezhonghuanguoshenlaidezhangbao,lintianbashouxiaqingsongfangdao,ranhouchaozijizoulai,shenseyihuang,selineichadehandao:

“nizhidaowojiefushisheima?gandawo,nisidingle!”

lintiantingxiajiaobu,buyiweirandewendao:“e?nijiefushishei?tianwanglaozima?”

“hei,nicaidemeicuo,zaizheijiangzhoucheng,wojiefuhaizhenjiushitianwanglaozile!”

tidaozijijiefu,zhangbaodiqizhujianyoushanglaile,xiaozhangdedao:“chenwansan,tingguomei?”

“陈万三?”

lintiangangxiangyaotou,houmiandelinyang,bianrenbuzhujinghulechulai:“heihuhuihuizhang,chenwansan?”

“meicuo,jiushita,zenyang,paleba?”

kanzhelinyangmanlianzhenjingdemoyang,zhangbaohenshimanyi,kemeidetadeyiduojiu,yibiandelintianbianyaotoudao:“jiusuantashitianwanglaozi,wojintianyeyaozouni。”

“nidashanglewofuqinyitiaotui,woyebuweinanni,shuangbeifenghaijiuxingle……”

声音落下。

lintianjianqiluozaidishangdetiegun,jiuchaozhezhangbaodetuishangzaleguoqu。

“砰”的一下。

zhangbaoliandoubaile,tongdeyangtianzhanghao。

kelintiansihaomeiyouliushou,youshiyixiazalexiaqu。

zheici,zhangbaozhijietonghunleguoqu。

lintianmeiyouguan,kanzheneixieluxupaqilaidehunhun,lenglengtudao:“daizhenimenlaoda,gun!”

tingdaozheihua,neixiehunhundunshiruhuodashe,jinghuangdekanlelintianyiyan,ranhouxiaoxinyiyidebazhangbaocongtajiaoxiatuokai,taizhejiuzou,toudoubuganhuiyixia。

xiaonvhaiduozailinyanghoumian,kandaozheiyimu,yanjingfangguang,chongbaidehuizhequantoudao:“shushuhaolihai,xinxinyihouyeyaoxuegongfu,baohuyeye,dapaohuairen!”

林阳也是满脸震惊。

meixiangdao,wunianbujian,zijizheigebuzhengqideerzi,jingbianderucilihai。

不过很快。

他就变得担忧起来。

“xiaotian,zheicinireshangdamafanle。”

linyangjiandaolintianzoulai,tandao:“neichenwansan,wozailinjiadeshihou,jiutingguotadedaming,jushuoshizheijiangzhoudixiashijie,zuihendeyigedalao。”

“reshangtaderen,meiyouyigerennenghuo!”

shuodaozheili,linyangyanliyouxiejingkong,erhousihuxiadingleshenmejuexin,jiangxiaonvhaituidaolelintianhuaili,yaoyadao:“nikuaidaizhezheihaizizou!”

“zhiyuwohenimuqinzheiliangbalaogutou,sileyejiusile,buyongguanwo。”

“zhiyaonimenlianggenianqingrenhaihuozhejiuxing。”

tingdelinyangbahuashuodezheimebeican,lintianrenbuzhuxiaolexiao,anfudao:“ba,yigehunhuntouzibale,zanbupa,nierziwoxianzaikeshiyouchuxile。”

shuozhe,tahaizhuangmozuoyangdexiulexiujirou。

redexiaonvhaigegedaxiao,paizhebazhangdao:“shushuhaolihai。”

“嘿嘿。”

lintianchongzhexiaoyatouxiaolexiao,haipafuqinjixudanxin,lianmangchakaihuati,haoqidewendao:“duileba,zheigexiaoyatoushi……”

tingdaozheigewenti,linyangguoranbuzaiguanxinchenwansandewentile,ershihenhendenglelintianyiyan,yaoyaqiechidedao:“zheihaibushinigesixiaozidangnianzaodenie!”

“啊?”

“我造什么孽了?”

林天有些懵逼。

jiantasihushenmedoubuzhidao,linyangtanleyikouqi,niaidekanzhexiaonvhai,dao:“tashiyuechanhenidehaizi,zheixia,nimingbaileba?”

“shenme?woheyuechan?”

tingdaozheihua,lintianchadiantiaoleqilai。

qiuyuechan,tadechuniannvyou。

liangrenqingtouyihe,zaibeixideneiyiwan,lintiancaihetachangdaojinguo。

meixiangdao,jingranyiqiangzhengzhong。

这也太……

lintianrenbuzhukanxiangxiaonvhai,zheicaifaxian,tademoyang,jinghetajiyizhongneizhangqiaolian,xiangchawuji,tongshihaikezhejifenzijideyingzi。

“我有女儿了?”

“wolintianyeyounverle?”

lintianshoumangjiaoluan,jidongdeyouxiebunengziyi。

buguohenkuai,tayoumengdixiangqilelushang,xiaoxinxincengduizijishuoguodehua,lianmangwendao:“duileba,yuechanni?”

“xiaoyatoushuotabeihuairenzhuazoule,zheidaodizenmehuishi?”