第1章
“huge，youganjuelema？”
chunhexianlantiandajiudiandekefangli，tangfandunzaixuhukuaqianxiaoxinyiyidiwendao。
tangfanjinnianershisui，daxuemeikaoshang，gaozhongbiyehoujiugenzhejialixueyi。tajialiyouyibugulaodeyishu，qizhongyouyitaozhenfaduinanrenbujufeichangyouxiao。
xuhushidangdiyoumingdehunzi，nianjiqingqingjiuxuleshenzi。yebuzhidaotacongnaertingshuotangfankeyizhizheibing，bianbatajiaoleguolai。
“bucuo！haha......”
jizhenxiaqu，xuhubianyouleganjue，xinqingdahao。
“huge，nimenxianzairongyibeirenwuhuia，haha！”
xuhudeshouxiacongcemianpailezhangzhaopian，manlianweisuodeyangzi。
tangfanxinzhonganma，youxinrangtabazhaopianshanchu，keyoubugankaikou。
tacishihaimeiyishidao，zheizhangzhaopian，chadianhaidetajinhoumingshengsaodi。
tangfanqiangrenzheexin，baxiagangzhenzhanleqilai，peizhexiaolianshuo：“huge，ninzheibushibing，zhishixiaohaotaida，xiuxiliangtianjiuhaole。
“ng，nazheba！”xuhujiantahuishuohua，manyiditaochujizhangbaiyuandachaoshuaileguolai。
“谢谢虎哥！”
tangfanxinzhongyixi，zhongwukeyidainvpengyouchidunhaodele！
“woxianzaijiujiaoweixiaoneigemaziguolai，shishixiaoguo！”xuhushuozhejiunaqiledianhua。
tangfangangzouchufangjian，haimeidengguanshangmen，jiutingxuhuduizhedianhuashuodao：“wangjing，nimashangguolai。ganshenme......nishuoni？haha......”
tangfanxinneiyitiao，tadenvpengyoujiujiaowangjing，yezaiweixiaoshangxue。tabudongshengsedituilechuqu，qiaoqiaozangzaileloutijian。
tangfanniezhexiongqiandelongxingyupei，xinlihenbuan。
yupeishiheneibuyishuyiqichuanxialaide，tacongxiaojiudaizaishenshang，meicixinqingbuhaodeshihoujiuhuibawan。
henkuai，yimingchuanzhehuoladenvlangzouleguolai。tangfankanzhetaneifanglangdebiaoqing，xinrudaoge。
王静，真的是她！
tangfanyixiangdaozhihaolexuhu，shiweilerangtashuizijinvyou，youzhongbeirenqidaobozishangdeganjue。
太窝囊了！
wangjinggangzuanjinxuhudefangjian，jiuchuanchuleliangrendewuyanhuiyu。menshixuyanzhede，tangfanchongdaomenwai，qiangrennuhuobashoujitanjinquluxialeliangrenwuchidehuamian。
jiutingwangjingdeyidishuodao：“neiqiongxiaozisuiranmeibiedebenshi，danzhibinghaishikeyide！”
tangfanwanwanmeixiangdaohaishiwangjingjieshaoxuhuzhaodeziji，taiguofenle！
tahewangjingshigaozhongtongxue，zaiyiqiliangnianduodoumeiyouyueleichiyibu。taquweixiaoshangxuehou，zongshibianzhefayaoqian，tazheiliangnianzhuandeqianjihuquandoujileta。
tangfanzaiyerenbuzhule，shouqishouji，yijiaotikailefangmen。
“wangjing，nizheigejiannvren！”
tangfanfennudiwangzheta，shengyindouzhandoule。
“tangfan，ni......nimeizou？”
wangjingxianshiyijing，suihoumadao：“qionggui，nipingshenmemawo！”
tangfanbeiqideshuobuchuhua，meixiangdaotazheimetianbuzhichi。
“chouxiaozi，wojinilianle！”
xuhuyiquanjiangtangfandadaozaidi，chongshangquzhaozhetadeleigujiushiyijiao。tachangnianzaijianghushangxingzou，darenjingyanfengfu，yijiaobianjiangtangfandeleigutizhele。
“lairen，jiwohenhenzouta！”xuhuhaibuguoyin，biandabianhanren。
tabenlaizhenggaoxingzheni，meixiangdaotangfanchuangjinlaidaraoletadehaoshi，zheirangtamanduzihuowuchufaxie。
waimiandexiaoditingdaoshengyinlijipaojinlai，weizhetangfanyidunluanchuai。tangfanqichuhainengshuangshouhuzhutou，kehoulaigeboduanle，meiyouzhaojiazhili，zuizhonghunsiguoqu。
“renghoujieweigou！”xuhuchuanzhecuqi，haijuedebujiehen，yibacheguowangjing，fennudihoudao：“haohaosihoulaozi！”
tangfanxiangsigouyiyangbeixuhudeshouxiarengdaolehoujie，xianxueliuleyidi。kedangxianxuezhanshangneimeilongxingyupeideshihou，guiyideyimufashengle。
suizheyupeifengkuangditunshizhedishangdexianxue，yuanbendahaodeqingtian，turanyinyunfangun，jidaoshandianfengkuangdihongzaitangfandeshenshang。
“dongdong......”
tangfanquanshendoubeileidianbaoguozhe，sanfachucimudejinguang。
“嗖......”
neimeiyupeituranbianchengyidaojinguangzuanjintadenaohai，zaitanaozhonghuazuolediandianxingban，meigeshanguangdiandouyunhanlexuanmiaodechuancheng，budanyouyishudandao，haiyouxiuxinghuafuzhifa......
suihou，tashenshangdeguzhe、shanghenfeikuaidiyuhe。
tiankongfangqing，jiuxiangshenmeyemeifashengyiyang。
tangfanmengdizhengkaiyanjing，tadeshentibudanhuifuruchu，haiqiangzhuanglexuduo。jiulianrongmaoyeyouhendabianhua，muruoxingchenshuaiqifeifan！
tangfanzhenglileyixianaozhonglingsuidexinxi，gangcaineiyishunjian，tajiuxishouleyibushangbaiwanzide“yiyaodadian”。
yuanlaineikuaiyupeimingjiaolongjing，shishanggudanengliyonglongdidehunpochuangzaochudechuanchengkongjian。
tangfanjingchabuyi，xiangqizhiqiansuoshoudequru，tafennudiniejinlequantou，ruguozijixiulianchenggong，jiukeyizhaoxuhubaochoule！
tangfanananfazheshiyan，turan，naohaizhongxiangqiyidaokonglingdeshengyin：
“nitairuoxiaole，haiwufajieshouquanbuchuancheng，wuxianjiangshenmusongni......”
tangfanzhijuedeshennianyidong，liangdaozisedeguangxianbianshejinletadeyanjing。
“a！”tangfanshuangmuyitong，lijishenshouroulerou。
“nishishei！”tangfankanxiangsizhou，jieshangliangerenyingdoumeiyou。
zheitiaojiebijiaopijing，chuleqianfangdeguwanshichangyouxierenying，pingshihenshaoyourenguolai。
“woshiqiling，yeshinidechuanchengdaoshi......”neikonglingdeshengyinzhujianxuruo、xiaoshi。
tangfanxingfendicongdishangpaqilai，zhenmeixiangdaohuiyouruciqiyu，yexushilaotiankelianzijiba！
tazhengyaoyanjiuxianaozhongneixiexiqiguguaidechuancheng，turantingdaoyuanfangchuanlaiyigenvrendehuhan：“zhanzhu，haiwobao！”
yigezhangfaqingnianlinzheyigenvshikuabaoxiangtangfanpaolai，tadeshenhouzhuilaiyiweijuesemeinv。
zheinvrenyejiuershisuichutou，yishenxiuxiandabanqueyanshibuzhutadeqingchunxiumei。suizhetabenpao，gengxianchuxiongqiandebolanqifule。
liangdaobenpaoderenyingyiqianyihou，zhujianzaitangfanyanzhongbianmanbianda，jiuhaoxiangfangdalejingtou。
“wodeyanjing......”
tangfanheleyitiao，suihoumingbaiguolai，shenmukeyijiangyuanchuyidongdewutifangdabingqiefangman。
“kuai......kuaibangwozhuazhuta！”
meinvyijingshangqibujiexiaqile，tataitoukanjiantangfanzhanzaiqianfang，lianmangqiujiu。
tangfanbuzaiyouyu，jiuzaixiaotoupaodaoshenbiandeshihouchutuiyiban，duifangzhijieshuaidaozaidi。
“你找死！”
xiaotouzuichundoukechuxuele，tayanzhongshechuxiongguang，taochuyibashuiguodaocixiangtangfan。