第1章
“laotouzi，nifeijinxinsibawopianhuilai，jiuweilerangwoxiashangenyigemoshengnvrenwanhun？erqiehaishiruzhui？！”
yunyinshanshang，yizuopobaixiaoyuannei，lintianchadianbeiqixiaole。
他是谁？
takeshishendianzhizhu，guozhishaqi！
quanzhangwanyicaituan，huixiashiwantieqi！
zhiyunvren，tagengshiconglaidoumeiyouqueguo！
xiyunvwangweitanuanguochuang。
dongdaoshengnvweitajieguoshang。
huangshigongzhuweitakuduanchang......
shiwenxiangtazheiyangdeshijianqinanzi，haiyongdezheweileyigenvrenerruzhuime？
laotouzishuangyanyideng，“chouxiaozi，wozheimezuoziranyouwodedaoli，niyaoshibudaying，xinbuxinwosijinikan！”
“hei！yisixiangbishiba？xiangrangwoquyigemeirenyaodechoubaguai，meimen！”
lintianyilianjueran，haobutuirang。
zheishi，shenhoudeyuanmenturanbeirenyibatuikai。
yimingshenzichuoyue，fenghuajuedaidemeimaonvziyingrulintianshixian。
nvzibingjiyugu，meimuruhua，kanchengjuese！
lintianyanqianyiliang，lianmangxiaozhecouleshangqu，“meinv，nisheia？”
lishiyumuguangqinglengdekanzhelintian，“wojiushinikouzhongneigemeirenyaodechoubaguai！”
cihuayichu，lintianzhenggerenchadianyuandiliekai。
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yixiaoshihou，yiliangyinsebaomaqixitingzaiyunhubieshuquqian。
lishiyucongbaoliquchuyizhangyinxingkadiujifujiashishangdelintian。
“tingzhe，niwohunyuequxiao，huiquwojiugenyeyeshuomeijiedaoren。”
“kaliliangbaiwansuanshiduinidebuchang，nixianzailikexiache！”
sichouyibanhuanendejifu，manmiaodongrendeshencai，yipinyixiaodouwanmeiderangrennuobukaimuguang。
林天心里那个恨啊！
tayaoshizaozhidaozijideweihunqizhangderuciqingguoqingcheng，nahaiyongdezhelaotouziyisibita。
genghekuang，zheihaishichuzhoudiyinvzongcai，bingshanmeinvlishiyu！
lintianyicazuijiaodekoushui，“laopo，zaiwoxinlinishiwujiazhibao！”
“bieshuoliangbaiwanle，jiushiquanshijiedeqiandoubaizaiwomianqian，doubibushangni。”
“呵！”
李诗语一脸冰寒。
“buzhidaogangcaishisheizaishanshangshuolijianeinvrenbujinchoubaguai，erqieyoubing？”
“neishilaotouzishuode，bushiwo。”
林天表示很无辜。
“zaolaotouzihuaidehen，pawoxiashanlemeirensihouta，guyishuonidehuaihuahehuwo，xiangrangwodanshenyibeizi。”
“哦，你单身？”
lishiyuqixiaole，“wohaizaiyuanziwaimiantingjianyourenshuozijishuibianlequanshijiedemeinv？”
“nibiexin，zheilaotouzichuiniubudacaogao！”
lintianmamalielie，“woshoushenruyuershisinian，nijiushiwodequanshijie。”
“恶心！”
lishiyuzaiyeshoubulezheigewuchizhitu，dakaichemen，“naqianxiache，biezanglewodeyanjing！”
“lintian，niyaoqingchu，nigenbenmeinengliquwo！”
lishiyujintianyizaoanzhaoyeyededingzhu，qinzikaicheliangbaiduogongli，laidaoyunyinshandeyigexiaoyuanzilijiezijideweihunfu。
tanenglijieyeyedekuzhong，yishiyouhunyuezaixian，ershilijiazuijinyudaoleweiji，jixuwailixiangzhu。
lishiyuyezuohaolexishengzijixingfu，huanqujiazuliyidexinlizhunbei。
dantameixiangdaozheigeweihunfujingranzheimebukaopu，budanmanzuipaohuochebushuo，haihaosewuchi，yidiannanrendedandangdoumeiyou！
xiangdaoyeyeqiandingwanzhu，lishiyumeiyoudangchangfanlianzouren，youguanchalelintianyilu。
zuizhongrending，lintianyagenjiuzhihuichuiniu，jiushishancunlideyigexiaohunhun。
yeyedangniankendingshibeipianle，xilihutudedingxialezheimenqinshi。
weilelijia，yeweileziji，lishiyuyiranzaidaojiazhiqianxuanzeletingche。
ruguoyoubiyao，tabujieyiyijiaobalintianchuaixiaqu。
“de，nishiwolaopo，xiaoyewobugennijinjinjijiao！”
lintianjianzheinvrenyilianshaqi，buyoudeyaoyaotou，shifengancuidekaimenxiache。
lishiyuyileng，gangcaihaihouyanwuchidenanrenzenmeturanjiuzheimehaoshuohuale？
“laopo，woxianqujiyeyeqingan，nihoumiankuaidiangenshanglai。”
shuowan，lintianyiliuyandepaojinyunhubieshuqudedamen。
zheicibeilaotouzihuojihuoliaodecongguowaijiaohuilaijilijiadangnvxu，benlailintianyiqiangeyiwangebuyuanyi。
danjiuzaijiandaolishiyudeneiyikeqi，lintiangaibianzhuyile，zuorenzenmenengyanerwuxin？
zheigeshangmennvxu，bixudedang！
“混蛋！”
lishiyuqideqingjinbaotiao，zheijiahuozenmezhidaolijiajiuzhuzaibieshuquli。
yunhubieshuqushichuzhouzuigaodangdehaozhaiqu，zhiyouzuidingjiandejiazucaiyouzigejuzhuzaici，lijiazhengshiqizhongzhiyi。
lishiyuqiansuanwansuan，meisuandaolintianzailushangduanduanjixiaoshijiuyijingduitadexinxileruzhizhang。
jiranlaopohaixiubuganjinmen，lintianjiuzijixianjinqujianyuefuyuemule。
cishi，bieshuqumenkoudebaoanyilianmengbidewangzhelubianneiliangyinsebaomache，manlianwenhao。
lidazongcaidezuojiashangzenmehuitiaoxialaiyigexiaohunhun，haikaikoujiaolidazongcailaopo？
zheiniantou，youqianrendouwandezheimehuale？
李家。
jishilianghaochepaichengzhangdui，tingzaimenkou。
jinri，jiazusuoyourenyuanjujiyiqi，shengzhuangdaban，zhiweiyingjieyigenianqingnanzi。
“ba，shiyumeimeizhaodeneigeweihunfuzhenyouneimelihai？”
lihaorancacaetoushangdehan，zheidoudengbanxiaoshile，renhaimeilai？
lijiashichuzhoupaimingqiansandejiazu，tayoushilijiadashao，haiconglaimeiyourennengrangtadengzheimejiu。
lixuewenmeitouyizhou，“bulihainiyeyenengrangwomenyidajiazirendengbantian？”
“laoshidian，nizheigeweilaimeifufeifujigui！fouzelaoyezijuewukenengjujuezhengjiadetiqin，zhiyiyaobanitangmeijiajizheigenianqingren。”
lixuewenxinlisuiranyebushuang，danbuganbiaoluchusihaobuman。
“wotingshuotashijiangnanshengshoufudeneizhi，ershichutoujiuzijikailejiagongsi，yinianyingshouchaoguoshigeyi！”
erguliyiyunqingshengdao：“shoufutangtianhao，neikeshiyiduojiao，zhenggejiangnanshengdouyaodousandoudecunzai！”
tingdaozheihua，zaichangzhongrenbujindaoxiyikouliangqi。
“wodedaodexiaoxigennimenbuyiyang，wotingshuolishiyuzheigeweihunfubingbushishoufutangjia，ershichuzhouhuashirendeerzi。”
“tingshuotayizhizaiguowailiuxue，buzhidaozenmebeilishiyujigoudashangle，zheicaiteyihuilaichengqin......”
lixuewendenverlishimancumeishuodao，yuqineijiaoyigesuan。
tongyangdoushimeinv，pingshenmelishiyujiunengjiadezheimehao？
“neiyebubitangtianhaodezhizichaa！huashirendeerxi，neizaichuzhouhaibushiyaofengdefeng，yaoyudeyu？”
yigeyuanfangbiaoyizantanbuyi，yilianxianyanzhise。
“buguonimenyigeshuoshijiangnanshoufudeneizhi，yigeshuoshichuzhouhuashirendeerzi，daodisheidexiaoxicaishizhende？”
lishiyudefuqinlixuehanliezhezuixiaodao：“yousheiguidingzheiliangbunengshitongyigeren？nandaojiubunengjishishoufuneizhi，youshihuashirendeerzi？”
“shuodedui，wodaoshijuedezheigetuiduanheqingheli。”
lishiyudemuqinjidongdemeifeisewu，congzaoshangdaoxianzai，gaoxingdejiumeihelongguozui。
“yiqiannimenminglianlidouhewomenjiashiyuzheng，yihouwokannimensheihaiganzheng？”
“qie！qiaonimenneixiaorendezhidezuilian！”
lihaoranyijiarenqideyaoyaqiechi，erguliyiyunyefenfenbuping，quedoubuganzaiduoshuoshenme。
lishiyuyiqianjiushilishijituandezongcai，shendelaoyezixinren，yadeqitajijiataibuqitoulai。
xianzaiyouyouleshenfenxianhedelaogongzuokaoshan，lijiachizaoshilishiyudeyiyantang，jianglaitamendoudekanlishiyudeliansezuoshi。
“ge，kanlaiwomenyihouyaotaohaoshiyutangjiele......”
lishimanjianfubeimendourenqitunsheng，yezhinengwunaiditou。
“唉......”
lihaoranqingtanyisheng，neichuitousangqideyangzixiangjileshuangdadeqiezi。
jiuzaizheishi，yidaojingxideshengyinturanxiangqi。
“yuanlainimenjiushiwolaopodejiaren？”
zhijianyigeshenchuancumayifu，jiaocaiheisebuxie，kanshangquheqigaimeiliangyangdexiaohuozichuxianzailijiazhongrenmianqian。
“zheiyikanjiuzhidao，ninkendingshiyuemu，shiyuwanquanjichengleninzheigaoguideqizhi！”
“neipangbianzheiweiyinggaijiushiyuefudarenle？”
“yuefuyuemuzaishang，xiaozilintianyoulile！”
这......
lixuehanshayanle，lijiazhongrenyeshayanle。
“zheiyaofande，nisheia？”