第1章
“yulianshengong，huidaozigong。”
“xiongdi，wokannijingujijia，zhengshiwanlitiaoyidexiulianqicai，wozheiliyoujibenjueshijuexue，buruzheiyang，nijiwokegetou，woshouniweitu，zenmeyang？”
jiangchenghuochezhan，yimingtoufapengluan，chuanzhepolan，beizhefaheiyaobaodeqingniandunzaidishang，wubirenzhendiduiyimingdaxueshengshuodao。
neidaxueshengliangyanyideng，lianjiaozhichouchou。
zijibendasuanjizheigeqigaishikuaiqian，dangzuojide。
meixiangdaogangyifangxiaqian，zheiqigaijiuyaozijizigong？
“呸！”
“wocaibulianshenmeshengong。”
“nikendingshidingshangwobaolidejiwankuaixianjinle，neikeshiwodexuefei。”
yelinbaibaishou：“wocaibuyaonishenmexuefei，woshikannirenpinhao，jinguyouhao，ei......”
huahaimeishuowan，neidaxueshengjiukailiule。
“nijiwozhilu，benxiangzengnijiyuanhainigerenqing，kanlaihaishiwuyuana！”
kanzhetajianjianliqudebeiying，yelintanlekouqi。
“滴滴滴！”
jiuzaizheishi，dianhuashengxiangqile。
yelincongpobeibaolitaochufangaishouji：“wei？shifu！”
lingyiduanchuanlaiyizhenjiaomasheng：“chouxiaozi，nibalaozitaofanshinianzandeguancaibennazouleshibushi？”
yelinbuhaoyisididiandiantou：“shifu，duibuzhua，woxianghuijiakankangandiehemeimeile，shoulimeiqian，xianjieninyidian。”
“nigegoudongxi，nibaqiannazoujiusuanle，nizenmelianwodebaobeiyenale。”
“haiwoguiguqishiergenyinzhen。”
“haiyouwoneidiaolingguigushanmendezhangmenlingpai。”
“nixinbuxinwoxianzaijiuranglongguotianmensanshierjingangchudongbanijizhuahuilai。”
“zhenyiweidangleguigumenchuanchengdizi，nijiuwufawutianleshima？”
yelinheiheiyixiao：“shifunibieshengqia，woshizhenxiangjiale，wodoushinianmeijiantamenle，nindarenyoudaliang，hongfuqitian。”
tingdaozheihua，lingyiduanzhengzuozaimoushatanshaizheyangguangyudelaoqigaiqiaozheerlangtui，wunaiditanlekouqi：“suanlesuanle，laozibugennijijiao。”
“qishilaozizaojiuzhidaonilikaile。”
“ciqujiangcheng，banglaozibandianshiqing，woyijingtongzhiliujiayesunquchezhanjienile，nihaohaodengzhe，qianwanbie......”
“dududu！”huameishuowan，dianhuaguaduan。
tingzhedianhuaneiduandemangyin，laoqigaiqidechadianmeijiangshoujishuaichuqu。
“goudongxi，xuewanlebenshijiujiwoshanglian。”
“我......”
laoqigaitanlekouqi：“balebale，sheijiaonishiwozuizhongyidedizi。”
taqiazhisuanlesuan：“yi?wuai，zheixiaoziheliujianeiqianjindeyuanfendaoshitingshende。”
xiangzhejieguowuyi，laoqigaiyemeizaizhuijiu，jixulouzhelianggejinfanvlanghengzhexiaoqu。
eryelinzaiguaduandianhuahou，yebuzaidouliu，chaozheyuanchudechuzuchezhaolezhaoshou。
kejiuzaizheishi，erbianquechuanlaihuhansheng。
“zhuaxiaotou，zhuaxiaotoua！”
yelinhuitouwangqu，zhengshiganggangliuzoudedaxuesheng。
tongshihaiyouyimingshounabeibao，benrufenggoudexiaohunhunchaoyelinerlai。
下一秒——
neidaxuesheng，zhijieshayanle。
tazhijiandao，ganggangneimingqigaizhishidanledanshouzhi，neixiaohunhun，jingranzhijiefeichuleshijimiwai！
shuadeyixia，tazhangdalezuiba！
“zhei......zhei......”
这是绝顶高手！
kedengdaotafanyingguolaishi，yelinyiranzuoshanglechuzuche，xiaosaliqu。
daxueshengbuganyouyu，jimangpaoguoqubazijidebeibaoduohuilai，henhentizheixiaohunhunshijijiao，youzaianzihouhui，cuoguoleyigetiandajiyuan。
dengtachuwanqizhunbeilikaishi，yilianghaochetingzailetamianqian，yiduiyesunnvhuangzhangdixialai，lazhuta。
“xiaoxiongdi，ni......nijianguoyigeyuemoershiduosui，zhangxiangqingxiudexiaoqigaima？”
laorenbaifacangcang，quebunuziwei，yishenxizhuang，mingxianjiazhibufei。
daxueshengdunshirenlechulai，zheibujiushijingchangchuxianzaidianshishangdejiangchengzhumingqiyejia，liujiajiazhu，liurushanma？
tayanleyankoushuihuidadao：“neixiaoqigai......tagangzou！”
柳如山：“什么？”
taqidezhiduojiao：“laiwanyibu！”
“wozhenshi......gaisi！”
——
wangzhezheifantianfudidechengshijianzhu，zuozaicheshangyelinduobangankai。
ershinianqian，tahemeimeiyeqionglongnianjinsisuibeiganchujingdouyejia，zaorenzhuisha，ruguobushijiangchengdegandieshouyang，kongpatamenzaojiuesile。
ershinianqian，tazaizheizuochengshiyudaolezijideshifu，xiangdaoershinianqiandeshi，tajuexinxuebenshi，bianyugandiehemeimeigaobie，genzheshifuyuanzoutaxiang，youlisifang。
shinianyouli，tayijianxiuyiwumifa，chengjiulefeifandexiuwei。
cifanguilai，jishibaogandieyangyuzhien，yeshiyaodiaochadangnianbeiganchuyejiadezhenxiang，tayaogaosuneibangyejiadezhangbei。
tayelinxiongmei，jiusuanmeiyouyejia，yenengguodehenhao！
henkuai，chetingzailelaochengqudeyichujiedaomenkou。
waibiandegaoloujianqileyizuoyouyizuo，weiyouzheilidefangwu，yufapoluo。
“xiaolong，gandie，woyelin——huilaile！”
“你们好吗？”
meiyouduoxiang，yelinbiankuaibuzoujinqu，anzhaojiyizhongdeluxian，zhaodaolezijijia。
haimeijinmen，biantingjianlibianchuanlaiyishengshengcanjiao。
“qishaotian，nizheigehundan，nifangkaiwo，fangkaiwo。”
wunei，yimingzuozailunyishangdeshaonvfengkuangzhengzhazhe。
zhijianyazaitatuishangdexizhuangqingnianyangqiyizhishou，henhenchouzaileshaonvlianshang。
“yinianmeijian，yeqionglong，nideshencaifengmanlehaoduoa，lai，jishaoyeworourou。”
“zaifankang，xiaoxinwobujinigandieyiliaofeia，hahahaha。”
shaonvleiliumanlian，haizaipinmingzhengzha：“qilong，nigechusheng，nimenqijiahaidewogandiechenglezhiwuren，pairendaduanlewodeshuangtui，xianzainihaiyaolaixiuruwo。”
“shanyoushanbao，eyouebao，zongyouyitiannihuizaobaoyingde。”
shuohuajian，shaonvzhegaibanshendewaiyibeiqinshousikaiyidaban。
qishaotianxiaodezhangkuang：“baoying？”
“yaoshiyoubaoying，wozaojiubeichezhuangsile。”
“yeqionglong，nibieyiweiwobuzhidaonimenjiajiunihenigandielianggeren。”
“nigandiedongbule，zhaogunidelinjudamayequshangbanle，xianzainishijiaotiantianbuying，jiaodidibuling，haiyousheinenglaibangni？”
“谁能给我报应？”
shuozhe，qishaotianjiutuodiaozijideyifu。
yeqionglongjuewangzhiji，naohaizhongfuxianchunianshaoshineidaojianyidebeiying。
“还有我哥叶临！”
“他会回来的！”
“yelin？”qishaotianxiaosile：“jiushineigegenzhelaoqigaichuqutaofandefeiwu？”
“hahaha，yeqionglong，nixiangxiaosiwoma？nineiqigaigegeniyiweiwobuzhidaoma？womenqijiashoushinihenigandiedeshihoujiudatingqingchule。”
“tajiushigemeiyongdedongxi，dushudushubuxing，ganhuoganhuobuxing，tianshengjiushiyaofanming，tajiusuanhuilai，yezhishigeyaofande。”
“benshaoyejialideyitiaogoudoubitachidehao。”
“nirangtalaia，rangtalaidawo，nihana！”
huayinluoxia，qishaotianduqizui，duizheyeqionglongdelianpangjiuqinlexiaqu。
kanzhezheizhangchouloudezuilian，yeqionglongbengkuiwanfen，ruzhuidiyu：“ge......nizaina？”
“peng”deyisheng，damenbeiyijiaotikai。
budengqishaotianqindaoneichuidankepodejifu。
yijixiangliangdeerguanghengkongerlai，zhijiechouzaileqishaotiandelianshang，jiangtachoufeichuqi，zhuangjizaiqiangbishangshuaixia！
唰的一下！
wunei，suoyoubaobiaolikezhuanguotoulai，liansedabian。
zhijianyeqionglongshenbian，zhengzhanzheyidaojianyiershuxi，yanshenrudaobanfenglidenanren。
叶临——
“动我妹妹！”
“nimen——buxianghuole？”