第3章 文明人不动粗(2162字)

“nishishenmeren?”zheishiqinglongxiangwende。

“zheigedongxi,niyinggairenshi!”zhouyiconghuailitaochuyikuaijinselingpairengjiqinglong,qinglongfanguolaiyikan,lingpaishangjingrankezhe“yishen”erzi。

医神令?

bucuo,zheikuailingpaizhengshiyishendianzhigaowushangdexinwu,yishenling。

jianyishenling,rujiandianzhu。

dianzhudezhize,suqingyishendiansuoyoupantu,zhongzhangyishendian。

“kanlainirenshizheikuailingpai!”zhouyidandandao,neilaozheshuodeguoranshizhende。

“yihuangdianzhanglaoqinglong,canjiandianzhu!”“putong”yisheng,qinglongshuangxiluodi:“duoxiedianzhujiumingzhien!”

“zheixiedoushishenmeren?”zhouyisaoshiyiyandishangdeshiti。

“ninganggangshadeshiyishendianbadazhanglaozhiyidecanghai,qitasanrendoushixiuluotangderen!”

qinglongkaikoudao:“ziconglaodianzhushizongyihou,sidadianwangzhishoudeqinxiaozhangkongleyishendian,xuduozhongxinlaodianzhuderen,dabufendoubeiqinxiaoshale,zheiwunianlai,woyebeiyishendianzhuisha!”

“dianzhu,laodianzhushibushisile!”

zhouyiyaotou:“meiyou,tazaibeihaijianyu,buguotadexiuweibeifei,zheikuailingpaishitajiwode……”

qinglongmingbaile,ranhouduizhouyishuoleyixiejinwunianguanyuyishendiansuofashengdeshiqing。

jutajieshaozuijinwunian,yishendianyijingbianzhile,zaiyebushineigejishiweihuaideshenmishilizhiyile。

erqie,ziconglaodianzhushizongyihou,yishendiannitiandeyishuduanlechuancheng。

甚至,改为西医。

zheiyidian,daoshirangzhouyiyousuoyiwai。

takaikoudao:“nixiananzhongshoulongqitayixieduilaodianzhuzhongxinderen,dengdaiwoxiayibujihua,jizhu,qianwanbunengqingjuwangdong!”

“mingbai!”qinglongdiantou,saoshiyiyandishangdeshiti:“zheixieshitini?”

buchulidehua,kenenghuirelaimafan。

“yijinglaibuji,nixianlikaiba!”zhouyibaishou,zheilifashengmingan,bujiuhouhuiyouxunbuguolai。

……

zhiyuhuidaozijifangjianhoudeqinmengqiu,zhijieshale,yinweizhendeyouyigenanrenguangzhebangzi,zaifangjiandengzhetani。

“guoshaocong,nizenmehuizaizheili?”qinmengqiuyilianchijing,zheiguoshaocongbujinzaitafangjian,haiyishanbuzheng,erqieyishuangmouzizhengzaitanlandekanzheziji。

“zaidengzheniya!”guoshaocongcongchuangshangqishen,chaoqinmengqiupuqu。

qinmengqiudajingshise,lijishankaidao:“guoshaocong,nixiangganshenme?”

“bangnijiedua,wokeshizaizheifangjianlidengleniyiwanshang,meixiangdaonihaitingnengkang,juranyiyebuzhaowohehuan!”guoshaoconggengjiasiwujidandedaliangzheqinmengqiu。

“guoshaocong,nishenmeyisi?”qinmengqiudeliandouqingle。

“woshenmeyisinandaonihaibumingbai?woxihuannihenjiule,erniguzhuanggaoleng,duiwobuxieyigu,wozhihaoyongyidianshouduanle!”

guoshaocongweisuodexiaodao:“qiuwoa,guitianwobangnijiedua,wohenxiangkankangaolengwubideniguitianwodeneizhongyangzi!”

“nigunkai,buranwohanrenle!”qinmengqiujinghuangshicuo。

“nihana,nihanpohoulongyebuhuiyourenlini,yinweizheibinguanshiwojiakaide,haiyou,niburangwojiedu,nihuidufashenwang!”

wozhendezhongdule?qinmengqiukaishihaibutaixiangxinzhouyidehua,jingguoguoshaocongzheimeyishuo,taxiangxinle。

“duibuqi,wodeduyijingjiele!”qinmengqiulenghengyisheng。

“nishuoshenme,nideduyijingjiele?”

guoshaocongtanlanqinmengqiudeshenquyijiu,yankanjiuyaodeshou,queyoubiedenanrenjiezuxiandengle。

zheijianzhiduiguoshaocongshitiandadedaji。

guoshaocongwendao:“choubiaozi,shuo,shisheijinijiededu!”

“yaoniguan!”qinmengqiumanlianyanezhise,zhengyulikai。

“pa!”quebeiguoshaocongyibazhangshanzailechuangshang。

“nigechoubiaozi,nidediyicibujiwo,quejibieren,kanwobuhaohaoshoushini!”

guoshaocongpuleshangqu,shuangshouenzheqinmengqiu:“jishinixianzaishicanhuabailiu,laoziyebujieyi!”

“guoshaocong,nifangkaiwo!”qinmengqiuzhengzha。

“fangkaini,zuomengquba!”guoshaocongmanliandoushitanlanzhise:“jiwojinlai!”

huayinyiluo,xuduojizhechongrufangjian,shouzhongdexiangjiduizhechuangshangdeqinmengqiuyidunluanpai,zheixiejizhedoushiguoshaocongqinglaide。

“hahaha…wodaoyaokankanbanibaguangzhihoudengshangbaozhitoutiao,nihaihuibuhuihairuxianzaineimegaoleng!”guoshaoconghahadaxiao:“jiwopai,shijingdepai,meiyigehuanjiedoubuyaojiwoloudiao!”

qinmengqiuliansecangbai,pinmingzhengzha:“guoshaocong,nizhen**!”

“**dehaizaihoumianni!”guoshaocongheiheiyixiao:“nijiaoa,nidaoshijiaoa,wojiuxihuannineijuewangdeshengyin!”

erzaicishi,zhouyijinlaile。

“kanlaizheifangjianlihaiguairenaode!”zhouyilaidaochuangbian,dandanxiaodao:“lianjizhedoulaile!”

guoshaocongtaitoulengshizhouyi:“nishishei?”

“e,woshilaijitasongshenfenzhengde,buhaoyisi,daraolenimen,nimenjixu!”zhouyiyilianqianyidebaqinmengqiudeshenfenzhengfangzaichuangtoujushang,zhuanshenyaozou。

“nige**zhitu,haibujiuwo!”qinmengqiuzhuazhuleyigenjiumingdaocao。

zhouyisongsongjianbangdao:“nibushishuonijibianbeirenwuruyebuguanwodeshiqingma?”

zheikeshiqinmengqiuqinkoushuode。

keqinmengqiugenbenmeixiangdaofangjianlizhendehuiyouren。

erqie,haishiguojiashaoye。

guojiazaiyunchengshimingmenwangzu,poyoudiyun。

“xiaozi,nizuihaobieguanxianshi!”guoshaocongyilianweixiezhise,jintian,qinmengqiuzheigenvren,takendingle。

“woganggangbushishuolema?nimenjixu!”zhouyisongsongjianbang,youxianglikaifangjian,qinmengqiunanengrangzhouyilikaia,fouzetahaibudebeiguoshaocongzheigeeshaojidianwudengbaole。

ruciyilai,hairuhejianren?

yushi,qinmengqiujiaohedao:“nijiuyanzhengzhengkanzhenidenvrenbeiqifuma?”

“guangdang!”zhengchaomenkouzouqudezhouyi,chadianyipi.guzuozaidishang。

我的女人?

shenmeshihou,zheinvrenchenglewodenvrenle?

yucitongshi,guoshaocongdelianbianle,yuandudekanzhezhouyi:“tashuotashinidenvren,niduitazuoleshenme?”

“qishiyemeishenme,jiushizuowanshangbangtajieleyixiashenshangdedu,buguonibiewuhui,wohezheinvrenmeiyouguanxi,zhishidanchundebangtajiedu,genbenmeidasuanjinidailvmaozi!”zhouyirenzhendeshuodao,tashishihuashishuoeryi。

renzaifangjiandeng,lvmaotianshanglai。

guoshaocongyizhirenweiqinmengqiushitadenvren,suoyiyouzhongbeidailvmaozideganjueyeshihenzhengchangde。

bijingdushitaxiade,shouyizhequeshizhouyi。

他能饶了周易吗?

yushiguoshaocongsongkaileqinmengqiu,chaozhouyizouqu。

“dajiadoushiwenmingrenbudongcu!”zhouyiliangshouyitan,luchuyifuwoshiwugudeyangzi。

“wodongcuzenmele?”guoshaocongyiquanchaozhouyidemianmenzaqu。