第5章 搞笑,你是认真的

kanzhedaobalianzheigeyangzi,qinfengdagaiyemingbaitameiyoupianren。

“neigerenjiaoshenmemingzi,shuowannijiugunba。”

“wojiuzhidaotahaoxiangxingbai,shengxiadejiubuqingchule。”

shuowan,daobalianhaizixidedingzheqinfengdebiaoqing,yanjianhuanhelezhihou,tazheicaiganlikai。

erqinfengyemeiyouzulan,zhishiyouxieqiguai。

zheigexingbaidedaodishiganmade。

kanzheidaobaliandesongbaochengdu,kendingbushineihuoguojifeitupailaide。

hanqingruyanjianzheizhongqingkuang,caimingbaiqinfengbushigezheidaobalianyihuode。

suoyitadedanzicaidaleyixie,

“ta...tasharenle,nijiuzheimefangtazoulema。”

“杀人?”

秦风不由的笑了笑。

ranhouzhanqilaizoudaomenkou。

kanzhetangzaidishangyiliancangbaidebailingnanzi,yongjiaoqingqingdetileyixia。

“jiunizheidanzi,hainengsuanshijinanrenma?”

秦风都无奈了。

neidaobaliandeqiangmingxianshijiade,zidansuiranyoudianchongjili,dingduoyejiushitengyidianbale。

zheixueyeshitezhidexuejiangdan。

duoniandejunlvshengyarangqinfengduixueyetebiemingan。

suoyitalaideshihou,dayanyikanjiuzhidaozheiqiangtuotuoshigewanjuqiang,zhishinaihezheibailingnanzitaipeihele。

danzishizhendehenxiao,bujinhedeliansecanbai,shenzhiyidongyebugandong。

beitileyixiazhihou,neibailingnanzheicaihuanguoshenlai,yongshoumoleyixiaetou。

“wo...womeisima?”

“silechuizi,kuaihuijiahuanshenyifuquba。”

qinfengpoweiwunaidesongsongjianbang。

shuolaiyedaomei,zheibailingnantandaodedifangzhenghaoyouyitanwushui,neibaichenshangujishibunengyaole。

buguojiuzhei,neibailingnandoukaixinwubi,haiyoushenmenengbijiehouyushenggengrangrenxingfudeshiqingni。

suoyitaxunsudezhanqishenlai,chongqinfengjuleyigong,“xiexiedagejiumingzhien!”

shuowan,tajiuhuantianxididelikaile。

baqinfengdoujizhengmengbile。

jiuming?wokeshayemeigana,tingshuoguopengcide,haimeitingshuoguopengmingdeni...

zheirengaishuobushuoshibushinaoziyoudian...

qinfenganxiaoleyisheng,meiquduoxiang。

zheicaizouhuidaoledianlidangzhong,kanzhehanqingrukaikoushuodao。

“suanshangzheici,wokejiuniliangcile,buhuiyouyaopaoba?”

zheifashengdeyimuranghanqingrudagaimingbaileshizenmeyihuishi。

buguanzenmeshuo,yanqianzheirenyinggaibuhuai。

jiusuantashihuairen,yimuqianzheizhongqingkuangzhixia,taliangyeshijiaotianbuying。

“bupaole,danshinidaodishishei,weishenmehuiyouleizideguazhui?”

韩青茹有些疑惑。

ertingdaogegedemingzi,suxiaomanyeshibamuguangyidongdaoleqinfengdeshenshang。

yiyanjiukandaolebozishangneigenzijitongkuandediaozhui。

qinfengditoukanleyixia,lianggenshouzhinieqilaifangzaiyanqian,“o,nishuozheigea,suleilinsiqianjiaojiwode。”

shuohuajian,qinfengwoyanshenshanshuoguoyoushangdeqingxu。

suihoutacaijixukaikoushuodao,“tashuorangwozhaoguhaotameimei。”

tingdaozhei,hanqingruzheicaihuangrandawu,xiangqigangcaizijiduiqinfengdetifangyijibeirenjiajiuleliangcidoumeishuoxiexie。

tadelianshangfeiqileyimodanhong,ganjinqishenlaleyigedengzi。

“gangcaizhenshiduoxienile,dengyihou,wozaimanmanbaodani。”

“zhenduibuqi,gangcaishigewuhui,kuaiqingzuo。”

suihou,tacaizuodaolesuxiaomandeshenbian,tanxileyisheng,“ai,zhiguailaotianbugong,zenmehuichuzheizhongshiqing。”

suxiaomantiqizheishi,yankuangfanqilehongrun,“gege...”

qingxudaozheile,yidayixiaolianggenvrenchadianmeibaozaiyiqiku。

qinfengnalinengjianzheizhongchangmian,lianmangkaikoushuodao。

“xianzaibushiganshangdeshihou,gangcaineiershazisuiranshilaigaoxiaode,buguozheiyezhengmingledequeyourendingshangnimenle,suoyizheidifangnimenbunengdaile。”

neidaobalianjiranbushineibangguojifeitudailaide,jiuzhengmingzheilihaiyoudierhuoshilidingshanglesuxiaoman?

yishizhijian,qinfengyeyouxiehuanghule。

zheisuleidaoshijiwozhaolegejishoudehuoa。

buguoqinfengyejiushixinlitucaojiju,zuoweiduoniandezhanyou,linsiqianzheiweiyideyiyuantajiushipinsi,yeyidingyaowancheng。

tingdaozheihua,suxiaomanyouxieyouyu。

“keshiwomennengqunalini。”

zicongsuleisihou,taganjuezijijiuxiangshiwugenfupingyiyang,zaizheishijianpiaodang。

ruguoyaoshimeiyouhanyidehua,suxiaomangujizijidoubuxiangzaihuoxiaqule。

hanqingruchensileyihui,kaikoushuodao。

“dequeshizheiyang,wobenlaiyiweigangcainagedaobalianshileizidezuideneihuoguojifeitu,xianzaikanlailingyouqiren。”

shuowan,tayoudao,“buguanneiguojifeitudaodihuibuhuibaochou,womendouhuangedifang,kaishixindeshenghuoba。”

秦风也是点了点头。

“ng,zheihuahaisuanshigerenhua。”

benlaixinzhongduiqinfengfeichangganjidehanqingrutingdaozheihuazhihou,dunshijiuqiangshengdao,“nizheihuashishenmeyisia。”

qinfenghuilehuishou,“meishenmea,zimianyisi。”

“你!”

suxiaomankanzhemashangyaochaoqilaidelianggeren,lianmangchushengdiaojie,“jie,woxiangbawogeliuxialaidedongxishoushiyixia。”

gangzhunbeigenqinfenglilunyixiadehanqingruyitingdaozheishengyin,xindunshijiuruanlexialai。

ranhoupoweixintengdekanzhesuxiaoman,“ng,hao,dengxiajiebangniyiqishoushi。”

suihou,tademuguangyouzhuanxiangleqinfeng,“nishileizidezhanyou?”

qinfengdianlediantou,“ruguoyoushenmexuyaowozuode,wohuijinquanli。”

hanqingrudianlediantou,suihouhuanhuandekaikoudao,“nizaishilizhuma,womenyaozhunbeibanjiale。”

qinfengdao,“womeiyoujia。”

shuowan,tadeyanshenshanguoyisiwunai,naohaidangzhongfuxianchubaiqiandeyingzi。

ranhoulikebatapaochunaohou,zheizhongnvren,buzhideweitaganshang。

tingdaoqinfengdehua,hanqingruhenlimaodemeiquduowen。

youchensileyihui,tacaishitanxingdekaikou,“neiniyemeidifangquma?”

“ng,jintianganghuilai。”

hanqingruyouxiejiujiele,tayoudianbuzhidaogaizenmebancaihao。

lixingshang,tashixiangyaoyaoqingqinfenggentamenyiqide,bijingjialiyougenanrenhaobanshi。

erqiejiuzaizhiqian,zheigeshuaixiaohuoliangcijiuletamen,rangrenhenyouanquangan。

不过......

congganxingshang,bijingcaidiyitianrenshi,jiuyaoqingyigedananrendaojialilaizhu。

wulunzenmexiang,haoxiangdoutingbieniude。