第5章

shengyinbuda,quegewaideqingcui。

唰唰!

wushurendouzhuantoudingzhexiaobeichen。

gensuiyetianhuyiqilaidesanmingzhuanghan,cikedoudengshangsanlou,nuqichongchongdeweizhexiaobeichen。

yetianhumeimaoyitiao:“nishei?”

xiaobeichenlengdandetuchusangezi:“xiaobeichen。”

yetianhuyaotoubiaoshimeitingguo,lengxiao:“niyeyaohewoguoshou?”

萧北辰:“不。”

yetianhulengchao:“neinishuogechuizi,jiwobizui。fouze,wobujieyiyibazhangpaisini!”

xiaobeichen:“wobuheniguoshou,shiyinweinimeizigezuowodeduishou。ershi,woyaoshani!”

budengyetianhukaikou,muziyanlikeqishenzhiqian:“hudashiqingxinu,tanaozibutaihao,qingnibuyaohetayibanjijiao。”

唰!

muziyanyibazhuaizhuxiaobeichendeshoubei,yansuhechi:“xiaobeichen,zheilimeishuohuadefen,jiwobizui!”

xiaobeichenhendanding:“nizaiguanxinwo?”

muziyan:“wopanisile,wobuhaojiwobajiaodai。”

“bushinibarangwolaibangnideme?”

“xiaobeichen,yetianhudeqiangdaniyekanjianle,fangcaipiyunxiongtaideneiyituizhishaoqianjinzhili。shigenidoubushitadeduishou。bienaolexingma?”

“niyoubulejiewo,pingshenmeshuowobushitadeduishou?kuangqie,zuowanwodayinglechenguohua,weitaxiuliyetianhu。zuoren,bukeyanerwuxin。”

xiaobeichenbaikaimuziyandeshou,manmandezhanqishen,yingshangyetianhudemuguang:“yetianhu,nibugailaide。gengbugaitoulunishifushijiangbeiyecangqiong。”

yetianhuhahadaxiao:“jintianzaibeiningyujiandeqipazhenshiyigejiezheyige。wodaoyaokankan,niyigehuangkouxiaoer,youshenmezigeshuodahua。”

“yaozige?hao,wojini。”

hualuo,xiaobeichenqingqingtaiqiyoushou。

fangfotaiqileyibawuxingdeshenjian。

zai,binglongshizhizhongzhi,hanranwangqianyizhan。

轰隆!

虚空炸响!

youruyinbaoleyikezhadanside。

yidaotoumingsedejianqilingkongzhaqi,gaodasanmi,tiezhedimianwangqiankuangbiaotujin。

轰轰轰!

jianqi,qiekaihongmudiban,chazhuo,yizi……zaiwangqianhenggeyiqie,kuangbiaoshimizhiwai,huoranchongchusanlouhoujixuhenglvezhangkong,zhanduantingfengloushimiwaideyikebainiansongboshu。

dashuyaohuang,gulouzhendong,songyefeimantian!

yetianhusanmingshouxiashanbibuji,beiqiechengliangban,shunjianbaobi!

“zheigezige,gouma?”

静!

全场死静!

chenguohua,chenziheng,zhouya,muziyan……quanbushaleyan。

这还是人吗?!

tebieshimuziyan,kanxiaobeichendeyanshen,youruzaikanyigemogui。

tayeshijiangmenzhihou,cengjingcongrong。jingyinganbaojituanzhihougengshizhaolanlegezhonggeyangdeqirenyishi,keconglaimeijianguoxiangxiaobeichenzheimeqianghandecunzai!

zhei,jianzhiheshenmingyiyanga!

neijingwaifang,bingzhichengjian!

bierenhuoxubuzhidaozheiyishouyiweizheshenme,danyetianhuhenqingchu,zheishichuanshuozhongde……wudaozongshi!!!

噗通!

yetianhushuangmuyuandeng,hongranguizaidishangketouqiurao。

“xiaodashi,duibuqi!zhiqianshiwoyouyanwuzhu!!duoyoumaofan,haiqingdashishuzui!”

“chenguohuadeqianwobuyaole,tazhiqianpohaiwoqizideshiqing,woyebuzaijijiao。zuijinyiduanshijian,wodazachenjiachanyezaochengdesunshi,shuangbeifenghai,ruhe?”

jianxiaobeichenbubiaotai,yetianhuzaicikoushou:“woshifunaishiyecangqiong,neijingdachenggaoshou,zuoyongshushiyizichan,renchengjiangbeiwang。haiqingxiaodashijiwoshifuyigebomian。fangwoyima!”

xiaobeichenfushouerli,lengmokaikou:“benlai,keyi。dannishifushiyecangqiong,neijiubuxingle。”

yetianhujinghuangshicuo:“qingdashimingshi。”

xiaobeichenlenglengdao:“wunianqian,zhonghaixiaoshiyimen,beituludaijin。yecangqiong,biancanyuqizhong。wocifannanxia,bianyaoweixiaojiataoyigegongdao。”

yetianhufangfoxiangdaoleshenmehenkepadeshiqing,mudengkoudai:“ni,nishilongshanxiaoshideyizi?!!”

唰!

xiaobeichenyigehuabuchuxianzaiyetianhushenqian:“nizhidaodetaiduole。”

yetianhuhuranyishidaoxiaobeichenshenshangyongdongdeshaqi,jinzhangdahou:“bu,nibunengshawo。woshifushijiangbeiwang!!!”

“niyaoshishalewo,jiangbeidetianjiutale!zheihouguo,nichengdanbuqi!”

xiaobeichenlengheng:“jiangbeiwangyeganwangchengjiangbeidetian?kexiaozhiji!jinrinixianzouyibu,huitouwozaisongjiangbeiwangxiaqupeini!“

“wodaoyaokankan,shalenizhihou,jiangbeidetianhuibuhuita!”

hualuo,taishou,yishouzuodao,moguoyetianhudebozi。

咔嚓!

脑袋搬家!

叶天虎,死!

全场死静!

renrenjingsong,wubudanhan!tamenzenmedouxiangbudao,xiaobeichenjingranshaleyetianhu!

takeshijiangbeiwangdeaitua!

xiaobeichenjiubupajiangbeiwangbaofume?!

完了!

jiangbeidetian,yaotale!!

xiaobeichenbingweilihuitamendezhenjing,ershinaqipangbiandeyigexinglidai,xiaoxinyiyidebayetianhudenaodaizhuangjinqu,lashanglalian。

linqixinglidai,xiaobeichenchaozheloutikouzouqu:“chenguohua,wobangni,shiyinweihuayunfengkailekou。yuqitarenhe,wuguan。”

“jinrizhihou,niwozhijian,liangqing。”

luguomuziyanshenbiandeshihou,xiaobeichentingleyixia,daliangzhezheigejuemeidenvren:“nizongyiweiwomenjiehun,shiwogaopanle。keni,youhecengzhenzhengdelejieguowo?”

muziyandouhaimeicongzhenjingzhonghuanguoshenlai,jiciyuyanyouzhi。

xiaobeichendebiaoxian,taizhenhanle。

xiaobeichenkantazheiqijiyoubuganfazuo,xiangdaoqianyoubuhaoyisikaikoudeyangzi,shenshikeai,dangxiawanweiyixiao。

“nizheianbaojituan,ganzhemeishenmeyisi。yaobu,jiesanle,genwohun?”

liuxiayijuhua,xiaobeichenrenyijingzouxialoutile。

shenhou,chuanlaisuoyourenyikoutongshengdeshengyin。

“恭送萧大师!”

muziyanzhanzailoutikou,kanzhexiaobeichenlikaidebeiying,meimouliuzhuan,liangjiushuobuchuhualai。

……

renqunsanjin,tingfengloushang,zhishengxiachenguohuahechenzihengfuzi。

chenzihengtanruanzaiyizishang,sesefadou:“zhenmeixiangdao,zheijiahuodeshilijingrandadaolejingshihaisudewudaozongshi。nanguaihuayunfengjiangjunhuiqinzituijianciren。keshitajingranshaleyetianhu,takeshijiangbeiwangyecangqiongdeaitua。jiangbei,yaofashengdadizhenle。”

chenguohuazhangtan:“ershisuichutoujiudadaowudaozongshi,fangyanzhenggezhonghai,zhipadoushubuchudiergele。zhishi,henkexi……tashilongshanxiaoshideyunie。”

chenzihengnannandao:“longshanxiaoshi,hengbadaxiadongbushibaxingshengdedingjijiangmen。daxiadingguozhizhandekaiguoyuanxun!wunianqian,yiyebeimie,shangqianzidibeisha。zhei,daodifashengleshenme?”