第1章 老婆的电话

“xiaoaotian,nishuochuqudapinweilai,rangwozaijiadengni!shuohaodesannianjiuhuihuilai,keshisannianyousannian,liunianle,nizainali?”

“suanle,wobuyinggaiduinibaoyouqiwang,niyebuyonghuilaile!mingtian……wojiuyaojiehunle!”

“xiaoaotian!nijiwotinghao,woliyuxindengniliunian,wuyuanwuhui,danshi……zanmennverdebingdengbuqile……”

shoudaozheiyiduanxinxideshihou,xiaoaotianzhengzaijinxingyichangnianyashidezhandou!

shijieshangzuidadedixiazuzhi——diyu,beitahuixiadeaotiandianrenma,yileitingsaoxuezhishi,liangenbaqi,wuyihuokou!

kanzhechongmanxiaoyandezhanchang,xiaoaotiandandandedianleyigenyan。

“gonghexiaoshuai,cifanfumiediyu,gongbitiangao,huiquhoubiranfenghaozhanshen!”

“xiaoshuaizhenyadangshi,aotiandianyounindetongling,detianzhixing!”

shouxiade“sidatianzun”、“badahujiang”qiqigonghe,yanyuzhongchongmanlexingfenhejingwei!

xiaoaotianweixiaodetingzhe,mengdi,taxiangdaoleshenme,nachushouji。

kanjianneijiyizhongdehaomashi,tadangjibianse。

zheishilaopoliyuxindeshoujihaoma!

erqie,shiliunianlai,liyuxindiyicizhudonglianxiziji,kendingchushile!

他连忙点开。

kanwan,taxinzhongyizhan,mouzhonggengshishanguotaotiannuhuo!

xiayike,tamengdizhajinjulizuijindeyueyecheli,neiyantouhaimeiyouluodi,yueyecheyijingfengchidianchebanchonglechuqu。

fengzhong,chuanlaitadenuhou:“jiwozhunbeizuikuaidezhanji!”

yueyechedesudukanbishandian,qingkejianjiubianchengyigexiaoheidianxiaoshizaiyuanfang,kande“sidatianzun”、“badahujiang”chengmujieshe。

发生了什么事情?

jibianshiyinianqiandiyuzuzhiqinfanbianjiangshahairenzhi,xiaoshuaidoumeiyourucidongnu。

tamenxinlibuyueertongdetirenqidao,xiaoshuaiyinu,liuxueqianli,cirenjianghuisidehencan!

yueyecheyilukuangbiao,xiaoaotiandexinquegengjiajiqie。

tabuzhidaoliyuxinfashengleshenme,danyidingyudaoletiandademafan,zuizhongyaodeshi,xinxizhongtidaolezanmendenver。

congjunliunian,xiaoaotianwanquanbuzhidao,zijijinghaiyouyigenver!

“nver,woxiaoaotianyounverle……kuaia,jiwokuaidian,woyaoqujianwonver!”

lubian,jilianggaosuxingshideqichezhijuedeyanqianyihua,jiubeiyueyechechaoguo,jiashiyuanjingkongdehandao:“ganggangshishenmefeiguoqule?!”

xiaoaotianjinjindewozhefangxiangpan,laopoliyuxindexinxirangtajizize,gengdanyou!

liyuxinzhangdehaokan,danjuebushixianpinaifuderen,tawuyuanwuhuidedenglezijiliunian,meiyouyijuyuanyan,ruguobushiwanbudeyi,tashijueduibuhuijizijifazheiduanxinxi。

youqi,xinxizhonghaitidaonverdebing。

“a……jilaozizaikuaidian!”

xiaoaotiannuhouzhe,henbudechashangchibangfeihuidaolaopoliyuxindeshenbian。

xianzaiyijingshiwanshangbadian,ganzhanji,zaiqujinghaishilijia,yebuzhidaoshijianlaibulaideji?

wulunruhe,tayidingyaozuzhineichanghunli!

“yuxin,niqianwanbuyaojia,woyidinghuijishiganhuidaonihenvershenbiande!”

“wocuole,wobuyinggaixiangzhedengdaogongchengmingjiudeneiyitiancaihuiqujianni,woyinggaishishikekedeshouzainihenvershenbian!”

yiluyoumencaidaodi,yueyechekaidaojibaimai,yuanbenxuyaoyigexiaoshidelucheng,tazhiyonglesanshifenzhong,jiugandaolejunyongjichang。

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“mingtianshangwushidianzhiqian,woyaogandaohuaxiajinghaishi!”

“xiaoshuaifangxin,aotiandianyijingzhaohuigeguo,kongyubuhuiyourenhezulan!”

jizhangjiangzhanjiyituidaodi,tayishidao,nengrangxiaoshuairucijiqiede,yidingyoutiandadeshi,buganyoupiankededange。

xiaoaotianzuozaizuoweishang,mochuyizhangfanhuangdexiangpian,qingqingdemosuozhe。

zhaopianshanglaopoliyuxinjuemeiwushuang,xiaoaotiandesixuyeyixiazihuidaoqinianqian。

neishidexiaoaotianshijingchenghaomenxiaojiadeyangzi,zaijiazuchuchubushoudaijian,dantazilibuxi,meiyoufangqi,zhongyudazaochuyijialongtouqiye—aotianjituan。

waijieguzhizhishaoyiqianyi!

raner,jiuzaiaotianjituanmianlinshangshizhiji,zaoyijingjidubuyidexiaojiazhongyuluchuliaoya,shaletadeyangfumuzaizangxianhaidaodetoushang,weiyinengbangtazhengmingdeweihunqibudanzhikongtashixiongshou,haizhuanshentourudafangzhangsundehuaibao。

xiaoaotianbuganxin,tayaobaochou,keshidangtaquxiangweiyidehaoxiongdiqiuzhudeshihou,dengdaitadequeshimaifuduoshidexiaojiashashou,tadehaoxiongdi,weileqian,beipanleta。

tapinsitaolechulai,danshenshouzhongshang。

dangshidetayangfumuyinweizijiersi,duoniandexinxuebeiqiang,weihunqizhuantouchourendehuaibao,zaodaozuihaodexiongdidebeipan,zhongpanqinli,yishijian,xiaoaotianwannianjuhui。

tatangzaijinghaishidejietou,zaixingrenxianqidemuguangzhong,momodengsi。

shiliyuxinchuxianzaitademianqian,bujinjiangtadailehuiqu,haijiqingleyisheng,qinzijitashangyao。

“zhiyaohuozhejiuyouxiwang,niqianwanbuyaofangqiya!”

zheijuhua,rutongshamozhongdeyiwangquanshui,jihuolexiaoaotiandeqiushengyizhi,tahuolexialai,bingzailiyuxindebangzhuxia,zhaolefensongwaimaidegongzuo。

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beiguandeneixietian,xiaoaotianjiujifufa,shenzhishichangbuqingxing,danouerqueganjuedaozijifangfozaishuizhongchangyou,shufudemeigemaokongdouzaiqueyue!

xinghao,zuihoutaheliyuxinbeijiulechuqu,raner,guanyutaheliyuxingongchuyishideyaoyansiqi,bingqieyuemiaoyuehei。

yigeyuehou,liansefuzadeliyuxinzhaodaotawen:“xiaoaotian,niyuanbuyuanyigenwojiehun?”

这还用考虑吗?!

wenroumeilishanliangdeliyuxinjiushitashengminglideyidaoguang,jiangtacongdiyulaleshanglai,jiletahuoxiaqudexinnian,entongzaizao。

yushi,tachengweilelijiashangmennvxu!

sangeyuehou,xiaoaotiantoujunruwu。takaolvguole,tabunengtuoleiliyuxin,yeweilefuchou。

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bingqie,taheliyuxinyueding,dengtasannian。

sannianhou,tayidingchurentoudi,rongyaoguilai,burangtabeirenzhizhidiandianxiaohuajiajileyigeqigai!

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zheiduanxinxi,rangtayishidaotaduibuqiyigenvren。

“xiaoaotian,nijiwotinghao,woliyuxindengniliunian,wuyuanwuhui……”

“keshi,womennverdebingdengbuqile……”

liunianlai,liyuxinwuyuanwuhuidengdai,cikejiujingshizaishenmeyangdejuewangxiajitafachuzheiduanxinxi?

shenhuanjibingdenver,shifouzaibingchuangqianhuhuanzhebaba,qidaizhetazheigefuqindechuxian?

xiaoaotianshuangmuchihong,chongtiandeshaqihandongyunxiao。

ta,dangshizuiqiangshiliaotiandiandewuditongshuai,shilicuigulaxiunianyabiangeguodezhizunzhanshen,jingyourenyongtadenverqiangpotadelaopogaijia……

“wulunshishei,qifuwodelaoponver,wodouyaorangniwansibuzuxi!”