kexiesinanzuihouhaishimeiyoujiewoqian，tazhenglebanshang，touyebuhuidizoule。
哼，小气鬼。
dantadezhangxianghexinggewanquanzaiwoxindongdedianshang，zhendehennanbuai，qingqinglengleng，kansijinyu，shizezhanyouyujiqiang，taidaiganle!!
nanzhuwodongbule，neijiudongdongnanerge。
geri，zaiwowanquanxiaohuawanzheishigexiaoshuoshijiedeshishihou，zhunbeizhidingyigechaoxiangxidegonglvenanerjihua。
yigedianhuahurandaleguolai。
wojieqi，yigejiaojiaoruanruandeshengyinxiangqi：“ruoruojie，woshixiatian，caixingguolai，zhendehenganxienizhaorenbawosonghuijia!”
“keqikeqi，neige，niyihoukeqianwanbiezaiwaimianhezuile，yudaohuairenjiuwanle……”wodingzhuta。
birumeijuexingqiandewo，zheiyangdehuairen。
xiatianfeichanggandong，shengyinxunsugengyanqilai：“hao，yexiexieruoruojieyuanyitingwoshuoneimeduo……haizheimeguanxinwo……”
xiatiancongxiaofumushuangwang，youwaipoyirendaida，jiajingpinhan，chilehenduoku。
jishitashenweixiaoshuonvzhujiao，yebunengqingyidedaoxingfu，jianghenanzhuxianrunvexinyounveshendenvelianzhizhong。
suansuanshijian，qianbujiuxiatianhenanzhugujingxunfashengyiyeqing，guojigeyuetajiuhuifaxianzijihuaiyun，ranhoujiushidaiqiupaodehuanjie。
tayigerenzaibiedechengshijiannanshenghuo，jueqiangyoujianqiang，jiushibukenshounanzhumuqinjidezhipiao。
tachiku，yeyaohaizigenzhetachi……tazhende，wokusi。
xianzai，worenbuzhufaleshanxin：“duilexiatian，yaoburannihaishibiejixudanggujingxundemishule，tadepiqitaicha。”
tayoudianweinan：“keshi……wohenqueqian……guzongtakaichudegongzihengao……”
wohaorenzuodaodi，jixushuo：“neinilaiwojiagongsishangbanba，gongzidaiyuhegujingxunkaideyiyang。”
tayaoshidaizaigujingxunshenbian，jiuyaoshishimianduilengchaorefeng。
yinweigujingxunyizhirenweitashichentabeixiayao，guyipashangtadechuang，erfeitakouzhongdeyiwaizoucuomen。
worenweigujingxuncirenni，chunchunnaotan，faxianbierenqifunvzhuhuihenshengqi，zijiyouyaobuyaoliandiqifuta。
danshizuirangrenqixiaodeshi，xiatianzuihouhaishiaishangleta，liangrenxingxingfufudihe。
erweilebaohuxiatianshiqushuangtuidenaner，gujingxunliankanwangdoubuyunxuxiatianqukanwang，meimingqiyue“nvrennizhinengshiwode”。
666。
woshizhenxinxiangyaobangzhuxiatian，suoyitichutayuanlinanzhudejianyi，zanshiyuanliyehao，zhishaokeyishaoshouyixieshang。
kexiatianyouyouyuyudijujuelewo。
wochenmobanshang，xuanzefangxiazhurenqingjie，zunzhongtarenmingyun。
gualedianhuazhihou，wozhiyouyigeniantou——ganjinbananernaxia，zhutatuolikuhai，biepeipaonannvzhukepadeaiqinggushi……
nannvzhuzheitiaozhuxianshimeibanfagaibiande。
woxiangzhe，huranlingguangyishan，linzhebaojiuchulemen，qufuzhuangdianmailejitaoqingchuntianmeidexiaoqunzi。
zanmennvzhujiuzouzheigefenggede，shuomingxiesinanjiuxihuanchunde。
erwozuoweiedunvpei，zhangzheyizhangmeiyandelian，meitiannongzhuangyanmo，kanzhejiuxinjiposhendemoyang，wubiqiherenshe。
shencaibiliwanmei，yuanbenaichuanxinggandexiaoqunzi，tiantianwangxianggouyinnanzhu，kenvzhuchuxianhou，woyoukaishichuchumofangta。
huranjuedeyoudianbeiai，wozheiyangdejiaosejiushiweiletuidongtamendegushicaichuangzaochulaide，sihumannaozizhiyounanzhu。
buguojuexingzhihou——shenmenanzhu，chishiquba。