第1章

machaopazaizhuozishang,danshouzhichengzhexiaba,dalegekeshuichadianshuiguoqu……

tanulizhengkaiyanjing,yishengtanxihou,jixutingpeixunlaoshizaitaishangjiangjie:

“muruhanyouyingerxuyaodequanbuyingyang,haoxiaohua,yixishou。erqiejingji、weisheng、wendushiyi,fangbiansuishiburu……

kaishiburuqian,muqinyaoqingxishuangshou,bingcashi**……”

machaozaijieshouyuyingyuanpeixunke,tagenzheigejiaoshilisuoyourenyiyang,doubuxianglaishangke。

danweileshunlilingqushiyejin,youbudebulai。qishimeigerendoushilaizuozuoyangzibale……

zaijiaoshilitingyitianke,xueyuanmendoukubukanyan,ganjuebiganyitianhuohailei……

zhongyuaodaozhongwuchifanxiuxideshijian,machaodasuangenwangchangyiyang,daolouxiademianguancouheyidun。

dantaochushoujiyikan,yonglewunianduodelaojiahuo,jingranguanjile。

tazuowanwangjijishoujichongdian,zaoshanglinzouqianchongleyihuier……

tazhinenghuijiayitang,zhongwuxiuxideshijian,dabufendouyaolangfeizailushang。

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machaobadianlvzitingzailouxia,zhuantoukandaoyiliangjiazhibaiwandebenchi。

renbuzhuxianmudedigu:“sheijiagangmaidedaben,**youqian。”

ranhoujiukuaibupaoshanglouti,nianqingrentuijiaoqingkuai。

tajingshengaoyimiqiba,tizhongliushiqigongjin。

busuanhenqiangzhuang,danyemeiyouduoyuzhuirou,shencaibilihenhao,suanshixiuzhangyunchengxingde。

machaokaimenjinwu,xishoujianguanzhemen,yinyuechuanchuhualaladeshuisheng……

“中午洗什么澡?”

machaoxiaoshengdunangyiju,tuoxiezouxiangwoshi。

tazhidaoqizizhoumobushangban……

machaodeqizijiaoliuyanyan,zaiyijiagongsizuowenzhi。

liuyanyanyoujifenzise,zhuyaoshishencaihenhao,erqiehenhuidabanziji。

youxienvrenbuyidingfeichangpiaoliang,danshenshangjiushiyougulangjing,zhaonanrenxihan……

machaozoujinwoshi,faxianchuangshangfeichanglingluan……

renbuzhumiandaiweixiao,ziyanziyu:“zheiniangmenzijizaijialigunchuangdanlema?”

huayingangluo,xiaorongjiubiandejiangying,biaoqingshunjianyansuqilai。

chuangbianbuguangyouqizideshuiqun,haiyounanrendeyifuhekuzi,erqiebushitade。

machaoshunjiannaodaiwengwengde,caijiehunliangnianjiudaishanglvmaozila!zheiyetaikuaileba!

suiranliuyanyanneigerenxinggebijiaokailang,danmeixiangdaonengkaidaozheizhongchengdu……

machaochongdaomenhou,tagangcaijinwudeshihou,meiyouzhuyidao。xianzaizixiyikan,guoranduoleyishuangnanrendexie……

zheishixishoujianlideshuishengtingzhi,limianchuanchunannvdexixiaosheng……

machaozhanzaixishoujianmenkou,wojinquantoushentirenbuzhuzhandou!

tacongxiaojiushigelaoshihaizi,zhangzheimedayezenmegenrendaguojia。feichangfennudeshihou,jiuhuirenbuzhushentizhandou!juedequanshenmeijing。

tabingbuhaipadajia,danqueshibushanzhanggenrendongshou,yinggaijiushiqueshaolilian。

danjintianzheizhongqingkuang,ruguoyongjiangdaolidefangshijiejuewentidehua,jiushuobuguoqule。

xiongxingdongwuzuijibendexuexinghaishiyaonachulai,duifangshizaiqirentaishen……

machaoniudongxishoujianmenbashou,yonglibamentuikai。neiduigounannv**zheshenzizaixixiaodiaoqing,yifuyiyouweijindezhuangtai。

kanyangzidasuanzaixishoujianlizaishishi……

erqieneijianfukanqilainianjibuda,dingduoyejiuershisui……

liangrenkandaomachaohou,hedequansuozaiqiangjiao,zhitupiankezhihuan,xianzaizhidaohaipale。

suiranmachaobushixionghanzhiren,danbijingliangrenlikui,erqietaiguofenle。

兔子急了还咬人呢!

“**gebide,nimenganzheizhongshi,liankaifangqiandouyaoshengma?”

machaozaixinlimaleyiju,chongshangquyibalakailiuyanyan,genxiaohuoziniudazaiyiqi……

liuyanyangubushanglajia,xianpaochuxishoujian,quwoshichuanyifu……

xishoujiandimiantaihua,machaogenxiaohuozisibajixiahou,jiaoxiayihuashiqupingheng。

hounaozhongzhongkezaidishang,shunjianyanqianyiheikaishifanbaiyan,yizhentianxuandizhuanhoubianshiquzhijue……

xiaohuozichenjipaochuxishoujian,chongjinwoshishouhuangjiaoluankaishichuanyifu……

liuyanyanyijingchuanshangshuiqun,jinzhangdewen:“wolaogongni!nibatazenmele?”

xiaohuozibiliuyanyangengjinzhang,genbenmeixinsijieshi。

chenmachaohaimeizhuiguolai,tahuangmangchuanshangkuzi,nazheyifujiuwangwaipao……

liuyanyanyemeiyouzulanta,zhidaozheizhongqingkuangjiumeibiyaozaiwanliule。

musongxiaohuoziduomenertaohou,liuyanyanmanmankaojinxishoujian,guanchamachaodeqingkuang……

kandaomachaodaozaidishangyidongbudong,taganjinchongguoqu,danzhanxinjingdehuhan:“laogong,nizenmele,kuaixingxingya!laogong……”

hanlejishenghou,jianmachaomeiyourenhefanying。

tacaihuanglihuangzhangquzhaoshoujiboda120……

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