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banjiangdianqianxi，wobeishijigewenshennantuojinmianbaochejiezou。
beijiuhuilaishizigongyanzhongtuochui，yanqiupoliezangqishousun，lianyebeihuadexibalan。
hunbangpaidebamaqidexialejianghuzhuishaling，buxidongyongsuoyouheibailiangdaodeshiliyeyaozhaodaoxiongshou。
yixuedanaweihunfulianyezhaojiguoneizuiquanweideyixuetuanduiweiwozhiliao。
ranershoushuqian，woquetingdaobabaheweihunfudeshuohuasheng。
“jiangyu，weilerangyuqingdingtiwanyideshenfen，jiuzheimezhaichutadenaoyebaizhishibushibutaihao，taxinglaiyaochengleshazibunengzilizenmeban？”
“傻就傻了。”
weihunfushengyinbingleng：“yuqingyinweitabeiguaimaineimeduonianchijinkutou，tamingmingyijingyongyouneimeduo，queyidianbugujiyuqingdezizun，chuchubajianrangyuqingdiulian。wanyimeilerongyujianglaihaiyoujiangtaitaizheigeshenfen，yuqingyaoshinabudaozheigejiang，huiyiyuyibeizi。”
“fangxinbashushuayi，jishishoushushibai，wohaishihuiquwanyide，muqianquebaoyuqingshunlinajiangzuizhongyao。”
mamarouruodiantou，“hao，fanzhengtamenshishuangbaotaizhangdedouyiyang，zheixienianwomenduiwaiyezhishuoyouyigehaizi，dabuleyihouwomenqingrenzaijiahaohaozhaoguta。”
wodexinshunjianxiangshibeitongjinleyibadaozi，yuanlaibabamamaduiwodeai，weihunfuduiwohao，doushijiade。
jiranzheiyang，neiwobianshenmedoubuyaole。
......
“jiangyisheng，zhaichunaoyebaizhishoushuduonianqianjiubeijinzhile，erqienihaijizhebuzuoshuqianjiancha，yidanshoushushibai，songxiaojiebudankenengbianchengshazi，haihuishiqudabufenxingweinengli，zaiyebunengzuoyanjiule。”
“genghekuangzheixieshangyijingdaozhitashuangmushiming，quanshentanhuanzaiyebunengshengyu，genbenfangaibuleyuqingxiaojie，niyouhebizhiyi......”
“takeshinijianglaideqizia！”
shoushuqian，zhushouyishengyuxinburen，zaiciquanshuojiangyufangqizheitaishoushu。
jiangyubainongqixiedeshengyinhencier。
“tatanle，haiyouwozuotadeshoujiao，bunengshengyu，jianglaiyuqingdehaizijiushitadehaizi。keruguobuduanletazhengqianghaoshengdexinsihebenshi，yuqingyongyuandouhuibeitaqifu。”
“zhiyoutachedichenglefeiren，yuqingcainenganxin。”
zhuliyishengshenshentanlekouqi，buzaiyanyu。
mayaoqizuoyongqian，wozuihoutingjianjiangyufenfuxiaqu，shuhoujiwoyongzuihaodezhitengyao。
真讽刺啊。
dinghunshi，jiangyufashizheibeizidouhuibaohuwobushoudaoshanghai，dengwonaxiajiqirenshejidasaijiangxiang，womenjiujuxinghunli。
kerujintajingweilesongyuqingbawonongchengyigefeiren。
tawangledangchuzijixiangzhiliulanggouyiyangbeixiaohunhunzhuizhaidasha，shiwodairentitabaiping，bingzizhutadaorujinbeishouzhumudeweizhide。
ertazhijidejisongyuqingdabaobuping。
第二天。
wozaihunshenjutongzhongxinglai。
“xiaoyinixingle？nihaijidemamama？zheibangtianshadehundan，dengnibazhaodaoxiongshou，yidinghenhenjiaoxuntamenjinibaochou！”
mamachouqideshengyinyayidichen，fangfoduiwoxintengdaolejidian。
babadeguanxinjiezhongerzhi，“shiaxiaoyi，nixianzaishenmedoubuyongxiang，yanghaoshangzuizhongyao，nishibabazuiaidenver，yiqiejiaojibaba。”
suihouyizhiwenrededazhangwozhuwodeshou。
shuxidesangyinshayagengyan：“wanyibiepa，youwozai，jiusuanbuxiyiqiewoyehuibanizhihaode，daoshihounihuishiwozuimeilidexinniang。”
“miyuewomenjiudingzaixila，nibushizuixiangqukanaiqinhaile......”
tamentengaichongnidekouwenyiruwangxi。
haoxiangzuotianwotingdaodezhenxiangzhishiyichangmeng。
woruleruganliedezuichun，“nimenshishei？”
“wozenmeshenmeyekanbujianle？”
mamalengleyishun，dunshiqibuchengsheng。
babayebuduandiaishengtanqizhihuzuonie。
jiangyuzhandouzhefumowodenaodai，shengyinjiduposui：“ni、nibujidewomendeshengyinlema，tamenshinidebabamama。”
“woshinideweihunfu，jiangyu。”
“niquanshendezangqidoushoudaoleyidingdesunhai，yanjingye......nifangxin，jishijianglainidongbule，woyehuiainizhaoguniyibeizide。”
wominleminzui，chenmoliangjiu，“woshenmeyexiangbuqilaile。”
qingkejian，wotingdaotamenzhangzhangyulekouqi。
xiangshidudingwoyijingshiyi，mamakaishibiankubianhewoshuojialideqingkuang。
zhishitabaheideshuochenglebaide。
songyuqingqudaiwochenglesongjiayouxiudedaxiaojiesongwanyi，erwo，chengleneigebeiguaiduonian，zuihoubeibaibanzhemojiuhuilaidemeimeisongyuqing。
shenzhilianneixiedaituhaiwodehuanjieyeshenglvele。
“neijiejieni，tazenmemeilaikanwo？”
kongqifangfozaishunjiantingzhi。
mamayuqiyouxiehuangluandao：“zuowanjiuchunideshihou，yu、wanyizaihaichengganbuhuilai，dengguojitiannikanqilaihaoyixie，wozairangtaguolaikanwangnihaobuhao？”
“tapingshizuitengnile。”
“nikendingyebuxiwangtakandaonishangxinnanguo，danwutadegongzuoduibudui？”
我能猜到的。
zuowansongyuqingyijingdingtiwo，zaiwanzhongzhumuxiajieguozhinengjiqirenbisaidejinjiang。
xianzaitarenyinggaizaihaichengjieshouwushumeitidecaifang，yijihouxugezhongchanghexuanchuan。
tazhishizaitamenmianqiankuyiku。
jiuqingeryijuduozoulewosuoyoudenulihechengjiu。