第1章
wodenanpengyouhewodemeimeishanglechuang，beiwopaixialeshipin。
ranerzheiyiqiedoushiyouyumoude。
yigexingqiqianwochucha，yushizailuyujializhuanglejiankongshexiangtou，yinweichucha，wodemaokakazanshiyangzailuyujia，benlaishixiangpaimaoderichangqingkuang，jieguomaohaimeipaidaoshenme，jiupaidaolewodemeimeiqiaoyuehewodenanyouluyuchuguideshipin。
**zheshipinzhongzaiwodechuangshangchitiaotiaodefangundenannv，woyizhenexinyongshanglai，woyixiazimeirenzhu，zhuanshenjiutuzailelubianshuxia。
“xiaojie，nimeishiba？xuyaobangnijiaojiuhuchema？”luguodeluren**wotudebuxingkaikouwendao。wochengzheshu，baibaishoushuo：“meishi，wojiushigangxiacheyoudianyunche。”
woheluyuqishidaxueshihoujiurenshile，tayizhianlianwo，wozhidao。biyehouwojinrugongsigongzuo，faxiansuozaigongsijingranshiluyujiadejiazuqiye，yushitaduiwozhankaimengliezhuiqiu，meiguoduojiuwojiudayingletadezhuiqiu。
yinweigongsibuyunxubangongshilianqing，yushiwodongshidehuanleyifengongzuo，daozhimingchubansheconglingkaishi，manmanzuodaolezhuguan。yeyinweizheishi，luyuyizhidoujuedeyoudianduibuqiwo，suiranwojuedemeiguanxi。
wodiyicidailuyuhuijiadeshihou，qiaoyue**tadeyanshenjiubutaiduijing，buguowomeiyouxijiu，xianzaixianglai，doushiyoujikexunde。
“weiwei，nizenmexiangde！genwoshuoshuo！kebunengfangguozheiduigounannv！”wodeguimilinranfenfenbupingmadao。womeihuijia，zuozailinranjiali，ceshouchengzhuetou，nieleniejincudemeixin。
“nanrenma，zongyouzuocuoshiqingdeshihou，cuonenggaijiuhaole。”woshuodao。
“？？qiaowei！nimeishiba？zheihuanengcongnizuilishuochulai？zheiluyunibuzoutawodouxiangzouta！”linranbukezhixinde**zhewo，fangfowoshuoleshenmebudeledeshiqing。
“duia，nanrenbudouzheiyangma？”wonaqizhuoshangdenaicha，manmanheleyikou，youbuchongdao：“dangran，xiangluyuzheiyangchuguidenanren，zhinengsuanzuojiantaijian，busuannanren，yinweinanrenzaichuguideneiyishunjian，zaijingshenshangyijingyangediaole。”
“hahahahahaideshinia！neinidasuanzenmezuoa，zhengsitamen！”linranhahadaxiaoqilai，lianmangnachushoujisousuo“zhengsizhananhexiaosande100zhongfangfa”。
womeishuohua，chuixiayan，dandandehezhenaicha，yanlishanguojilvanguang。duiganqingbuzhongderen，bupeiwuyouwulvdehuozhe。
wolaidaoluyujia，tamenzaojiuyijingbaxianchangshoushihaole，danshiwohaishizaijinmendeyishunjianzhoulemei。
ze，wangbadandeweidao，youdianexin。
“weiwei！nihuilaile！”luyucongchufanglichulai，xiang**woyigeyongbao，jiuxiangwomenyiqianneiyang。woceshenbudongshengsededuoguo，jiazhuanghuanxie，dizhetoushuo：“shenmeshihouhuilaide？”luyulianshangyijiang，shuodao：“zuotianhuide，nielemei？wozuolefan。”
woanzihaoxiao，zuotianhuide，hewoneihaomeimeizaichuangshangdoufangunleliangtianle，yebupashentouzhi。“woxiafeijiqianchiguole，xianzaibue，nizijichiba。”
wozoujinluyudefangjian，**kakashoushidongxi。luyujinzhangdegenzaiwoshenhoujinlai，xiangshipawofaxianshenme。
“weiwei，wobakakazhaogudetinghaode，rangtayizhizhuzheyexing。”
“meishi，woxiandaitahuiqu，tayetingnengnaotengde。”wobakakazhuangjinmaobao，zhuanshenjiudasuanchumen。
“weiwei，nizheijiuzoulea，buchidiandongxima？”luyuyilianweiqude**zhewo。
“woyihuihaiyaokaihui，xianbuchile，guai。”
“duile，mingtianwanshangnigenwohuiwomaneichifan，youdianshiqingyaoshuo。”wozoudaomenkou，saoleyiyanluyu。
“oo，hao，shenmeshiqinga，dashima？”luyudiantoushuozhe，yihuodiwen。
wotongkongbujingyideweiweiyisuo，yandishanguoyisilinglideguang，gouqizuijiaoqingxiaoyishengdao：“suanshidashiba，keshinidedahaoshie，mingtiandengzhe**ba。”
shuowanwolinzhemaobaojiuzoule，diantiguanmenshi，wo**zhehaizaimenkoumusongwodeluyu，xiangdaotadangchushuodehuiyongyuanaiwo。
xianzaixiangxiang，nanrendenuoyanhaimeiyoukouhongdebaozhiqizhang。