第四章 别做傻事

qinyuezelianseyizhihendan,tajieguoyigehuatong,lingyizhishoubahuoqingyuqiandaoshenbian,dandandishuo:“zhidaozhenxiangshizaiyigeyueqian,zheiyangdedaji,woxiangbuxuyaowoguoduodemiaoshu,zheiduanshijianyilai,xinghaoyouqingyupeiban……”

wokanzhetadezuibadandingdixidong,huranshenshou,henhenjiletayigedazuiba。

yexushiwodedongzuotaiguoturanxunji,tajingranmeiyoubikai,zhikexiwoyigerouruonvzi,jibianshiyonglequanshendelidao,yebuguoshijiangtadelianjiadachujidaozhihen。

wohuranxiaole,naguoyigehuatong,yongzuidadeshengyinshuo:“duide!wobaqinyuezelvle!wolvlezheigewangbadan!woxiwangsuoyouheqinyuezeyoushengyilaiwangdedalaodoukanqingchule,zheigewangbadanshigedididaodaobeixinqiyidebaiyanlang,tacaizhewomenbaijiashangwei,rujinyouxiangpangenggaodezhi……”

huoqingyuyibaqiangguowodehuatong,dashengshuo:“goule!baizhi,nijiwozhuzui!zheixienianyuezeduinineimehao,dannibuzhiganen,jingranrenxinghuwei,hesirenyishenghutong,nixianzaihaiyoushenmelian,zaizheilihedajiashuorenyilizhi!”

“hesirenyishenghutong?”wonaoziwengwengde,tamenpolewodezangshui,haiyaocheshangwugudelibin?

renqungengjiafeiteng,qinyuezelouzhehuoqingyudejianbang,baohuzhetawangtadechechetui,jingguowoshenbianshi,hailenglengdishuaixiayiju:“nigoule,jizijiliudiantimianba,buyaoxiangshenmebaofu,jidanpengshitoudeshiqingbuyaozuo,ruguoyourenduinihao,jiuheneigerenhaohaodeguoriziquba。”

“gun!”woxiesidilidahou。

qinyuezedaizhehuoqingyuchele,erwoquehaiwuzhudibeijizhemenbaoweizhe。liuchanhoutixu,jiashangbeitongguodu,zaibaihuanghuangderitouxia,wohuranganjuetianxuandizhuan,erbianxuanxiaozhujianyuanchu……

woganjuedaoyourenbaozhuwole,wotouguoyanfeng,kanqingtashilibin。

zheigeshihou,talaijiuwo,zhendeshirangqinyuezetamendewushuibianchengshichui,wobuxianglianleita,danwoyiwulizhengtuo。

daiwosuxinghou,wohuidaoyiyuanle,yiranguazheshui。

sangziruhuoshaohuoliaoyiban,wokesoulejisheng。

“baixiaojie,nixingle!”libinguanqiedeshengyinchuanlai。

“liyisheng,mafannijiwozhaogehugong……”woshayadishuo,“nibangwokankan,xinglixiangliyoumeiyoushenmezhiqiandedongxi,mafannibangwonaquhuanle……”

libinxiaoxiao,shuodao:“nizuowangaoshao,yizhizaishuohuhua,xianzaizhongyutuishaole,wozaizhaoguniliangtianba。”

“bie,jintiantamenshuolexieshenme,niyetingdaole,nibuyaolaitangzheitanghunshui,nihainianqing,liannvpengyoudoumeiyouba?zheiyangduinibuhao。”woshifenkuijiudekanzheta。

“zheipenwushuidouyijingpodaowotoushangle,woduoyemeiyong,fanzhengwoxinlitanran,wobuzaihubierenzenmeshuo。”libinjiwoxueleyigeli。

tabaliqiechengxiaokuai,songleyikuaidaowozuibian。

wokoulihenku,yaotoushuo:“wochibuxia。nitinghua,bangwozhaogehugong,nihuiqushangbanba,yihoubuyaozaiguanwole。”

libinwenyanshuo:“baixiaojie,bierenyueshiqilingni,niyuefagaiqiangda,erniyaoqiangda,zuiqimadeyouqiangjiandeshenti,nishentiruoshikuale,nihainengzuoshenme?nimingbaiwodeyisima?”

womomodiantou,shenshoujielelizi,saijinzuilijujiao。

woyaojinkuaihuifushenti,woyaobaochou!

libinkanwoyanxiali,luchuweixiao,tanaguobaowentong,shuodao:“zheishijitang,louxiayoujiacanguan,woteyizhufulaoban,rangtabaoleyizhimuji。”

“xiexieni。”woyanzhongmimanshuiqi。gukuwuyidewo,xinghaoyudaotazheigehaoxinren。

chilebanwanjitang,wodetilihuifulebushao。woranglibinbawodexinglixiangjiwo,qingdianyixialimiandedongxi。

ganxiebaomuzhangma,chunxiaqiudongdeyiwudounalejitao,haiyouyixiewopingshibijiaoxihuandesijinheshipin,zaixiangzidixia,jingranhaiyouyigeshoushihe。

zhangmaxindishanliang,meiyouzaiwoluopodeshihoucaiwo,tayidingshixintengwo,suoyitoutounalexiezhiqiandedongxi,haorangwolikaiqinjiahou,buzhiyushenwufenwen、liuluojietou。

kexixiangzilimeiyoumingyudeyiwu,woxiangliuliangtaohaizideyifuzaishenbian,zuogenianxiang。

yixiangdaohaizi,wodexinbianyouruzhenzhabantengle。wonachumingyuhuadeneizhanghuaxiang,yanleidiluozaizhishang。

wobaqinyuezesilexialai,zhiliuxiawoqianzhemingyuhemeimei。

zheigechougaizenmebaoni?babameile,mingyumeile,taieryemeile,woxianzaixinhuiyileng,haowuduhuodeyuanwang。woyaozheya,xintouyujizheyituanhuo,yueshaoyuelie!

我想让秦月泽死!

“白小姐!”

libinhuranhanwo,wozhengleyixia,huiguoshenlai。

“baixiaojie,nideyanshenhenkepa,wocaicenizaixiangshenme,niqianwanbuyaozuoshashi!”

woganmangyaotou:“meiyou,wonengzuoshenmeya?”

wonachushoushihelideshoushi,zheilimiandedongximeiyiyangdoujiazhibufei,wobaituolibinqubangwoduixian,ranhoujiwozuyijianfang,maiyiliangche。

yizhouzhihou,wochuyuanle。wojianjueburanglibinzaipeizhewo,taduiwoyuehao,woxinlifudanyueda,zongjuedeqiantahendaderenqing。

libinbangwobazufangdeyiqiedoudadianhao,qiandingningwanzhufuhou,zhongyuhuiqushangbanle。

talikaihou,womashangchuqule。wokaichezhibenqinzhai,bingqiezoudehoumen。

zheigeshihou,tianyijingkuaiheile,wobachetingxia,zaihoumenbuyuanchudengdai。

yizhidengdaotianquanheile,wocaikandaozhangmacongxiaomenchulai,xiaosuibuchaowozheibianzoulai。womangxiache,hanzhuzhangma。

“啊!太太!”

“zhangma,woyijingbushitaitaile。”woyaran。

zhangma“ai”leyisheng,jingtiwanghouqiaoqiao,xiaoshengshuo:“baixiaojie,ninbiewenwohaizideshi,woshenmedoubuzhidao。”

wohaimeiwenhaizi,tabianzheimeshuo,woganjueyoudianerxiqiao。

“zhangma,ninyidingyoushenmeshimanzhewo!ningaosuwohaizidezhenxiang,wo……woganjininyibeizi……”wobaozhuzhangmadegebo,guilexiaqu。

zhangmahenweinanhenzheji,shijingxiangyaofuzhewoqilai。

wojueqiangguizhe,kudao:“zhangma,ninyeshiyouhaizideren,zhidaoshiquhaizi,duiyigemuqinlaishuo,shishenmeyangzhuixincigudetong,woqiuqiunin,gaosuwozhenxianghaoma?”

“ai,taitai,ninrangwozenmeshuoni!ninyezhidaoxianshengdepiqi……”zhangmajideduojiao,buduanwanghoukan。

qinyuezedewuqinghecanrenwojianshile,woyebuxianglianleizhangma,zhidehanleizhanqilai。