第6章 奇葩母子

guchibeidadeyigeliangqiang,dengshiyelailehuoqi。

“worenzha!?”tayibazhuazhusuxindenaodai,henhendewangbangongzhuoshangzhuang,“nitamacaibiaozilipaifang!zhenggehaichengsheibuzhidaonishibeiyansijuewanlandepoxie,daowomianqianfanerkaishijiaxingxing,shuoshenmehunqianbuxianggenwoqinmi,wokannigenbenjiushikanbuqiwo!”

shuozheguchiyixiayouyixiadehenhenzhuangsuxindenaodai,suxintengdeyaofengle,yibayaozhutadegebo。

“啊啊啊!”

suxinzheiyiyaoyongjinhunshendeliqi,guchizheicaitengdefangleshou,suxinlikejiupaochubangongshi。

suxinhuidaojiajiandanchulileyixiaetoudeshangkou,jiulaidaoyiyuanzhaomama。

shidaorujin,zheihunkendingshibujiele,dantayaoxianshuofumama,wenzhutadeqingxu。

kemeixiangdaolaidaoyiyuan,taquekanjianguchihetamamajingranyijingzaibingfangli,kutianqiangdi。

“zaoniea!suiranwozhidaosuxinzhiqiandeweihunfushitangtangyanshizongcaiyansijue,womenjiaguchishibibushangyansijue,keyeshigehaohaizia!nimenjiasuxinzenmenengzheiyangwangwomenjiaguchinaodaishangdailvmaozia!”

suxintingjianzheihuaqihuaile,chongjinqulihe:“nimenzaihushuobadaoshenme!”

mamakanjiansuxinchuxian,dunshizhengzhadezuoqilai,yigebazhangluozaitalianshang。

“wozenmehuishengchunizheizhongtianbuzhichidenver!douheguchidinghunle,zenmehaiheyansijuejiuchanbuqing!”

suxindaizhu,kanzheyanqianguchihegumudeyidebiaoqing,jiuzhidaotamenshierenxiangaozhuang,xianmoheizijile!

“ma!nibietingtamenxiashuo!shiguchitaxianchugui!beiwozhuojian!tamenzheishiguyimoheiwo!”

tingjianzheihuadeguchitiaoqilai,zhizhesuxinbizidama。

“suxin,nishuowomenmoheini?hao,neiniganbuganyongnimademingfadushi,shuonihuiguohouconglaimeijianguoyansijue!”

suxinbiaoqingyouyishundeninggu。

tadangranshijianguoyansijuede,suiranbingbushitaqingyuandeqingkuang。

zheiyishunjiandetingge,dunshijilegujiamuzifahuidekongjian。

“nikankannikankan!wojiushuoba!wojiushuotajiwomenjiaguchidailvmaozi!”

sumukanzhesuxindebiaoqing,yechongmanleshiwang。

“duibuqi。”sumudixiatouqu,xiukuibuyi,“shiwomeijiaohaonver。”

“ma!”suxinjile,kepangbiandegujiamuziqueshilikedecunjinchi。

“daoqianyoushenmeyong!niruguozhendejuededuibuqiwomenjiaguchi,jiunachudianchengyilai!”gumuyanlishanchutanlanedudeguang,“burujiurangninverbaneitaofangzishangdemingzinadiao,bazhengtaofangzijiwomenjiaguchipeizui!”

“nihushuoshenme!”suxinjianzhiqifengle。

guchijiadaoxianzaidoumeinachucaili,xianzaijingranhaixiangtuntamenjiafangzi!

就连苏母都怕了。

“buxing,neifangzishiwoyibeizidexinxue,shiwojixiaoxindejiazhuang,meilezheifangzi。xiaoxinweilaijiehunpojiahuikanbuqide!”

“wopei!jiunizheigepoxienver,nihaizuomengjiadechuqu!”jiansumubutongyi,gumulikehuanshanglezuichouedezuilian,“hao,nibukenbafangzijiwomenduiba?neiwojiurangquanshijiezhidaonimenjiasuxinshigeqianrenqiwanrenchangdejianhuo!”

shuozhegumujiuzhijiechongchubingfang,zaizoulangshangdahan。

“zaoniea!womenjiachengxinchengyiquxifu!kemeixiangdaoqueshigefangdangdejianhuo!jiwoerzidailvmaozihaibugou,xianzaihaitantuwomenjiadefangzi!dajiadoujizhulea!zheigebuyaoliandenvrenjiaosuxin!sheijiatanshangzheiyangdexifuershenghaizidouyaodezangbingdeyo!”

“nizhukou!nijiwozhukou!”sumuyemeixiangdaogumujingranhuihendudaozheigedibu,dangchangjiujuedetouyunmuxuan,zhengzhadexiangqilaizuzhita。

kegangqishen,shentijiuyijingzhichengbuzhu,yanqianyizhenfahei。

“妈妈!