第1章

heguzhianjiehundiwunian,tayuchuliannvyourewendezhaopiandengshanggedaxinwenhao。

tongri,wobeiquezhenleaizhengwanqi。

dadianhuajiguzhianshi,tazhengpeiwenyuezaiyoulunshangfangyanhua,errenshizhijinkou,shenqingyongwen。

我死心离开。

guzhianyibianbianjiwofaxiaoxidebudaohuifu。

taqiji:“naogoulemeiyou?zainaoxiaqujiuyongyuanbiehuilaile!”

keshi,woyijingsilea,yongyuanhuibuqule。

1

quezhenaizhengwanqihou,yishengrangwotongzhijiashu,wozhanzheshoujiguzhiandadianhua。

zhidaolingshengxiangwanzidongguaduan,tadoumeijie,wodasuanzhongboshi,shoujituisongyizexinwen,mougemeitihaofachude。

wodianjinqukan,peitushiyiduinannvzaijiewen,kanqingtamendelianhou,woxiayishizuanjinshouxin,zhijiaqianrurouli,youbuganxinzinvebandiankaipeituxiadeshipin。

guzhianqingjuanjunyidecelianzaijingtoumianqianxianluwuyi,wenyuezhengjiaoxiaobaozhetasajiao。

heguzhianjiehunwunian,tacongweigongkaiguowo。

xianzai,taquedazhangqigugaodiaodidaizhewenyuezaiyoulunshangfangyanhua。

yanhuozhanfangneiyike,guzhiandixiatou,kouzhuwenyuedehounaoshaowenlexiaqu。

wotuichushipin,kanxiangchuangwai,houheideyesexiangzhizhangzheliaoyadejushoutunmeiyiqie。

woquezhenaizhengzheiri,wodezhangfumangzhehongchuliankaixin。

多讽刺。

2

woshidaxueshixihuanshangguzhiande。

houlaigujiaweilechaisanguzhianyuwenyue,buxijiangwenyuesongchuguo,bangdayuanyang。

guzhiantuifeilesannian,wopeiletasannian。

disannianmo,womenzaiwaitankuanian,daojishijieshuzuihouyimiao,guzhianzhuanguotoudingdingwangzhewo:“yuxi,womenjiehunba。”

“好。”

hunhou,guzhianbingmeiyouxiangcongqianneiyangduiyiqieshiwudoubaozhewusuoweidetaidu,lengmozhiji。

xiangfan,takaishixuezuofan,meizhouhewoyiqiquchaoshicaigoushicai,huizaiwoshengliqitongjingshibangwowuduzi,jiwoaojiangcha。

kewohoulaicaizhidao,tazuozheixieshi,yanshentouguowozaikanzhebieren。

erxianzai,neigerenhuilaile,tajiushiwenyue。

qiguaideshi,cirizaoshangsuoyouzuoyeyouguanguzhianyuwenyuedexinwenxiaoshideyiganerjing,lingxingjiantingdejigeyebeidashanghouzhongdemasaike,genbenrenbuchule。

bukuishigushizongcai,shouyantongtian。

wozuozaicanzhuoshangchizaofanshi,guzhiantuikaimenzoulejinlai。

kanjianwodeshihoutamingxianlengleyimiao,suihouxiangmeishirensidezuoshangcanzhuohewoyiqichizaocan。

woyixiangxiguanshidianrushui,erzuowanxinwenchuxiandeshijianshishierdian,guzhiandayueshiyiweiwomeikandaoba。

ruguobushiyinweiguanjietengdexiangbeidaopiangua,suoyiquyiyuanzuojiancha,yexuwojiuzhendebuhuikandaole。

guzhiandaoleyiwantangzaiwomianqian,meitouweicu:“yuxi,nideliansebuhao。”

womeishuohua,piantouqukantabozishangneikebanyuanzhuangdehonghen。

tabuziranditilexiayiling:“beichongziyaoleyikou。”

womeiyoubiaoqing,ditouhelekoutang,dandanhuidao:“zhuyianquan。”

woyinggaixianggezhengchangdeqiziyiyangzhiwenta,xiesidilitongma,xiaosadiqianxialihunxieyishu,ranhourangtamengunchuwodeshenghuo。

可是我没有。

因为我累了。

因为我,快死了。

wanshang,wotangzaichuangshang,beiduizheguzhian,tingzhetajiaoleyishengwodemingzi:“yuxi。”

“嗯?”

woyoutingdaotashuo,“meishenme,shuiba。”

guzhianjuranyeyoubuganhewokaikoudeshihou。

keshi,woshuibuzhea,tenga。

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jiannanaodaoguzhianqugongsihou,wosonglekouqi。

yishengquanwozhuyuanzhiliao,wolengjingwenta:“yisheng,wohainenghuoduojiu。”

tazhouzhemeitou,youxieburenxingaosuwojieguo,shenqingjiujiewenwo:“songxiaojie,nindejiashuni?”