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wokaixiaohaoyikouqijiaiboshenzhishushuale100gejianianhua。
zhibojieshuhoubuzhizenmejinletadexiongdiqun。
zhengxizizidasuankankanliaotianjilu，hurankanjianletadeshenqifayan。
“zhengtianweihuneiqunmeirenyaodelaonvrenfandoufansile。”
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“tajiwoshuaguojigeziera，jiuxiangyaowodelianxifangshi，jiwoshuagouyibaiwanlema？”
haoqiaobuqiao，woidjiujiao“xiaoyudi”。niwenwobeiaibobeicilezenmeban？
当然是大办特办！
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woneitiandequeshiyaolelianxifangshi。
wopingshibijiaomang，zhiboruanjianbuzenmekan。
ruguobushitahualihuawaidouzaianshiwojingchangshoubudaotadepkqiujiuxiaoxi，woyouzenhuiyaotadelianxifangshi。
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qiehuidahao，zhidingqun“ashuzuiaidejiejiemen”danchulaihaojitiaoxiaoxi。
“jiejiemendouzaiganmaya？jintiandouyoumeiyouhaohaochifanya？”
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“yudijiejiezaiganmaya？wojinidianlexiaodangaojidenae！”
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“you，jiangyumiannicongnagaodaodezheizhuozi？”
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yaowokaochachuanmeigongsishiba？woxiazhoujiuquduijie，xianzaiwokebudasuanrangtahaoguole。