正所谓装逼遭雷劈。
shulansuimeibeileipi，dannaodaibeiqiaomengun，youshualeyiciweifeng。
daijiajiushi，shangmachejiunianle。
hunhunchenchenshuileyitianyiwan，zheicaiganjuehaolexie。
jiushizaimengli，budanjieshouleyuanzhudequanbujiyi，yemengjianletadejiarenmen。
jiantamenzhanzaizijidemubeiqiantongku，xinlinanshoudebuxing，zhixiwangtamennenggouzhongxinzhenzuoqilaicaihao。
“**meishiba？”xiaocuideshengyindaduantadesixu。
zhijianzheiyatouyanjinghonghongde，xianggeyuanliantuzisideguizuozaineili。
“meishi。”shulanshengyinyouxieya。
xiangzhebixudechiyao，fouzegenzhedabuduiganlu，busiyedediubantiaoming。
haoburongyihuoxialai，takebuxiangshouzheizhongzui。
xianglexiang，lingguangyishan，duishenbianyahuandao：“xiaocui，bangwoquzhaoyixiahedajiangjunhuozhetashenbianneiweimoyangjundedaren，shuowoyouhenzhongyaodeshizhaotamen。”
xiaocuisuihaipa，danhaishidianlediantouqujiaoren。
meiyihuier，chenmaduanzhezhouguolaile，manliandetengxi。
shulanguaiqiaodao：“xiexiechenma。”
chenmashigejiweiguayandefuren，zuibanierulejixia，zuizhonghaishirenbuzhudao：“**yaohaohaoyangshenti。”
“fangxinbachenma，wohuihaohaode，nimenyedehaohaode。”
jieshoulequanbujiyideta，bingmeijuedeyuanzhuwugukelian，fandaozheiduimunvrangrenxinteng。
yinyuanzhumuqinduichenmayouen，taweilezhaoguenrenzhinv，daolenianjibingmeiyouchufu，jiajixiefuyigejiapu，weiyisuoqiujiushinenggouzhaogu**。
jinianqianzhangfuweijiuxiejiaxiaoshaoyeersi，gengshiyongxiefujideneixieshangyinyizhibutiezheyuanzhu。
keyuanzhudaohao，danzixiao，naoziyebutaihaoshi。
haipachuanshuozhongsharenruma，meitianyongrenxuexishoudedajiangjun，zhengtiankukutitiquebufankang，zhiyinmengjianxinyidemenglangshuoxihuanta，limajiuguqiyongqixiangyaotaozou。
lianainaojiusuanle，haiwanquanmeixiangguodaishangchenmamunv，zhixiangzhenashangjinyinzijitaozou。
zheiyangderen，beiqiaotouyehuogai。
taweiyixiangbumingbaideshi，xiejiayuhejiagenbenshilianggejieceng，bushuoshisiduitou，kexieshilangxianzaideyuefuyouxiang，yuhefengmiandefuzuhelaojiangjun，yijitadelaoyoudangchaozuoxiangwanfenzheng，neikeshisiduitou。
zheiyangmenbudanghubuduideqinshi，huangdiweihehuicihun？
gengqiguaideshihejiajuranshenmehuadoumeishuo，jiutongyilezheimenqinshi？
xianbushuohefengmiandezufuhelaojiangjun，jiushichuanshuozhongneiweihelaofuren，yeshishifenbaqiyouruizhideyiweilaoren，weihehuitongyisunziquzheimemeiyongyoumeicunzaigandexieshulan？
menwaixiangqixiaocuideshengyin：“**，liudouweilaile。”
shulanshouhuisixu，huanhuandexiamache。
gangsiyuedeqingchen，shanjianyouxieliang，xiaocuilimatiexindejipileyijianhoupifeng。
liumoyangxingli：“jianguofuren。”
shulanlonglelongpifeng，dao：“bubiduoli，wojintianqingliudouweiguolaishiyouyishixiangqiu。”
liumoyangkanzheyanqiandanmo，wanquanxiangshihuanlegerensidexiejianv。
xinxiangjiunizheizitai，buzhidaoderenhaiyiweishiwomenyoushixiangqiu，erbushiniqiuren。
dantashizhixiaomianhuli，yijiuzhishiyoulidao：“furenqingshuo。”
“fanqingliudouweipairenbangwoquchengzhongyaopuzhuajifuyao，dangran，zuoweixieli，wokeyijiangyigexiaowanyiersongjidouwei。”
zhishiquzhuajifuyaoeryi，ziranfangbian。
liumoyanghaoqideshi，zheiweifurenhuisongshenmejiziji。
quezhijiantayidunxiaqu，naqipangbianyigexiaoshizi。
bianzaidishanghuazhe，bianyuqiqingdandao：“wozhiqianjianguobushaorenshoushangnazhenu，suiranweilida，danhendahenchen，xingdongqilaibufangbian，tebieshitouxidiyingshi，xianglaibingbushilixiangwuqi。
suoyiliudouweimeiyouxingqujiangzheinubianchengkeyidanbeizuozhanzhiwu？jijianqingleshibingmendefudan，qishashangliyebucha。”
benlaizaixiaodeliumoyang，cishishoulianlexiaorong：“furenshiheyi？”
takanxiangliumoyang，zhiyan：“liudouweirucicongmingzhiren，ziranzhidaowoshuodeshiheyi。”
jiezhexiaodeyangguangmingmei：“biejinzhang，wozhishixiangzhe，jiranshuoguoyudajiangjunhezuo，neizirandedaizhechengyi，rangdajiangjunyuliudouweizhidao，woxieshulanbushishenmewuyongzhiren。”
tajiajiujiu，chuleshisandaguanjun，haishigelengbingqikuangreaihaofenzi，kuaisishilehaimeichengjia，yiwuziquanshigezhonggeyangdelengbingqi，yangyanyaohetadebingqiguoyibeizi。
congxiaogenzhetaxuesanda，lengbingqiziranyebeitaxuandegougoude，burangzijimotadebaobei，dantiantianzaizijierbianniantao，niandetalianjiegoutudoushuxidehen。
yuanzhuwuyijiantingguoyougeshibingzaibaoyuanshuozheinutaiguoyuchenzhong，shulanzhenghaoxiangjiezheigehaojihui，ranghefengmiantamenkandaozijideyongchu。
liumoyangkanzhedishanghuazhedeneigeshifenchouxiangdehua，dankeyiyiyankanchuyuxianzaitamendenubutong。
yanshenzhujianbiandebuyiyang，kezhideshuodao：“furen，qingwenzheigenenghuadegengxiangxiyixiema？”
语气多了诚恳。
shulandiantou：“keyi，danwoxuyaobimozhiyan。”
dafengchaoduiyunvzibingmeiyouneimekeke，meiyounvziburunandechuantong，chongbaidedoushiyoucaiyoudezhiren。
xiefurensuibuxiyuanzhu，danhaozaiweilebudiuxiejiadelianmian，huirangtagenzheqita**yiqidushushizi，xueqinqishuhuayucixiu。
suibushuoyangyangjingtong，dandouhuiyixie，chuqubuhuidiurenxianyan，rangxiejiadiulian。
liumoyangganjinrangrenquzhunbeizheixie，shulanzhandeyouxiejiu，lianseyuelaiyuebai。
tanandeguanxindewen：“furenkexuyaoqingdafu？”
shulanjianrenjiangbimozhiyannaleguolai，shenzhihaitiexindenaguolaiyizhangzhuoziyutiaodeng，xiaocuikaishimomo。
baibaishou：“wolvedongyier，zhixuyaoanwodeyaofangquzhuayaojike。”
shuowan，naqibizhanshangmohaodemo，kuaisudexieleyizhangyaofang。
tamenjiaderen，congxiaokaishidouhuilianmaobizi，yilaishiweilemoxinxing，erlaijiushiweilexiefangzi。
tingshuoshizuzongmenyaoqiude，yidaichuanyidai，tayeyebuxiangdaotamenzheiyidaijiushichuan，shujiadehaitongcongsansuikaishijiuhuinamaobilian‘yi’zi。
dengxiehao，liangganmozhi，zheicaidao：“anzheifangzizhuaqifujike。”
shuowan，kaishizhuanxinhuaqileshenbeinu。
zheidangranbukenengshitazichuangde，ershilaozuzongliuxialaide，youjiaoshenbeigong，shisongchaoshiqifamingdeyizhongdanbingnu。
gongshenzhangsanchisan，xianzhangerchiwu，shechenggaodasanbaimi，jiankeyisheruyumubangan，shidangshisongchaokangjidaliao、xixia、dajindeyuansheliqi。
jiranzheigechaodaimeiyou，neizhenghaorangtafahuiyixiaxiaocongming，jiehuaxianfo。
dangran，zheizhonggongtajuedehaitaidale，tasuohuade，shihouxiandaimengailiangdezuixinbanben，shineizhongjiusuanshiziji，yenenggouyongshuangshoushejidenu。
jiushizheimaobiguoranburuqianbihuadeneimexiangxi，zhinengjinliangbatamiaohuichulai。
tahuadezhuanzhu，wanquanbuzhidaoyouyigegaodaxiuzhangdeshenying，tingdaoxiaoxihou，wushenglaidaoletamenshenbian。
kanzhetahuadeshenbeinu，lengruideyanzhongshanguoyisiyayizhihou，xuanjishifangbeiyujingti，shenzhiqileshaxin。
ershulanzhijueboziyiliang……