第1章:第99次表白被拒,失心疯了?

“qianqian,nidetouhaonaocanfenyoulaile!”

“haotua,haibaozhemeiguihua,buhuishijiushijiuduoba!”

shiyouyijinmen,rehuochaotianditaolunqilai。

baiqianqianzuozaiyizishangwanzheshouji,meiyoucanyuhuati。

louxiachaochaorangrangde,tazaojiucaidaoyinggaishilinmoyoulaile。

“qianqian,nijintianzenmechuandezheimepiaoliang,gaibuhuishiweilelinmoba?”

“hushuo!woyoubuxihuanta!”

zhidaolixinyuebankaiwanxiaodishitanta,baiqianqianshengqidifanbo。

“nilianhongle,kendingshirangwomencaizhongle!biebuhaoyisima,nidoushangdasanle,tangelianaihenzhengchang!”

“buguoqianqian,nikebunengfanshajiuneimedayingtale,bixuyaojitayidiankaoyan!”

chenyurouzhoulezhoumei,“nimenbiechusouzhuyile!”

“shenmekaoyan?”baiqianqianquexiaoshengwendao。

“nikankan,linmozhangdeyiban,youmeiqian,yagenpeibushangni!”

“duia!chulehualexieshijianzhuini,keshitadeshijianyoubuzhiqian,nikebiebeibaipiaole!yaoshiqingyidedaoleni,zhihouyoubuzhenxi,nishayemeilaozhe!”gaorongganjinfuhe。

“nidenghuixiaqu,buyaozuixialiuqing,bixuyaoduojueqingyouduojueqing,yaoshitamingtianhainengjixujianchi,neicaishizhendexihuanni!”

chenyuroujiehuadao,“yaoshilinmofangqilezenmeban?”

“neishuominglinmobugouxihuanzanmenqianqian,tadeaitailianjiale,wanyiyihouzaiyiqichaojiale,nvhaizirenxingshuotaliangju,tajiushoubulele。”

“xiaoqidenanrenbupeidedaoaiqing!”

chenyurouwunaidiyaoyaotou,daishangerjijixuxiezuoyequle。

lixinyuehegaoronghaizaiquanshuo。

baiqianqianjuelejuezui,“nimendejiashebuchengli,wobuxihuanta,jiushibiaobaiyiqianciwoyebuhuidaying!”

shuozhe,fangxiashoujichulesushe。

“我们陪你去!”

gaoronghelixinyueganjingenshang。

lieridangtou,nvshengsushelouxiarentouzandong。

renqundezhongxinquekongchuleyipianweizhi。

linmozhanzaizhongjian,tayijingdenglebangexiaoshi。

shangyizaoyibeihanshuijintou。

zairenshibaiqianqiandejiunianli,zheibangexiaoshiweibuzudao。

tashouhuzaibaiqianqianshenbian,chuzhongsannian,gaozhongsannian,daxuesannian……

suirantapingshizongshixiaoxixi,yifutianbupadibupadeyangzi,qishidiaoerlangdangzhishitadebaohuse。

yizhidaosangeyueqian,tazhongyuguzuyongqixiangbaiqianqianbiaobaile。

日复一日。

daojintian,ganghaojiushijiuci。

tadexinnianyouguodongyao,shiyouyibianchuqianchulibangtashejigezhongbiaobaichangmian,yibiangulita,shuobaiqianqianzongyougandongdeyitian。

zhishilinmoxinli,yijingyouxiedaqiletuitanggu。

jiuniandoubugougandongyigerenma?

kuangqie,zijixuyaodezhendeshibaiqianqiandegandongma?

linmoxinzhongdemangrangengshen。

“校花下来了!”

renqunzhongbuzhisheiyishenggaohu,shashijianrenshengdingfei。

“chadianyiweidengbudaole!”

“lailailai,xiazhuxiazhu,woyalinmodijiushijiucibiaobaibeiju!yaerbai!”

“我五十!”

“八十!”

……

baiqianqianxialelouti,renqunzidongrangchuleyitiaolu。

tachuanzheyitiaobaiqunzi,zhangjijiaohuai,queyirankanqilaigaotiaojile。

zhangfapijianerxia,faweijuanqiaodehudushanyaozheyangguang。

ranerlianshangguazhebingshuang,chuandizheshengrenwujindexinhao。

kanzhexihuandenvhaikuankuanzoulai。

linmozhenglileyixiayiling,zanshifangxiarouchengyituandesixu。

tayaoyongzuihaodezhuangtai,mianduibaiqianqian。

linmoweixiaozhe,“qianqian,nizhongyuxialaile!”

baiqianqianbiaoqingyoulenglejifen,daizheshengqideqingxu,“shenmejiaozhongyu,nishishuonidenglehenjiuma?”

“bujiubujiu,wodeyisishiwozongshipobujidaidexiangkanjianxinyitiandeni。”

“biegenwoshuozheizhongtuweiqinghuale,zhihuirangwoganga。”

林墨面色一僵。

weiguanqunzhonglimazhakaileguo。

“zenmeganjuexiaohuabizuotiangengqiangyingle!”

“wojiushuotiangouyingtianfanerhuirangrenfangan!”

“zaozhidaojiumailinmobeijujuele!”

linmopingfuleyixiaqingxu,guazhejiangyingdeweixiao,jiezheshuo,“duibuqi,wozhishixiangjieshiqingchu。”

“nibuyongzhuangkelian,linmo,shinizijiyaozhanzaizheidengwode,woyoumeiyaoqiuni,nilaoshizuoyixieziwogandongdeshiqing,duiwolaishuo,nijiuxiangzaidaodebangjia。”

baiqianqiantoupianxiangyibian,shuohuahaobuliuqing。

tadequeshicainaleshiyoudejianyi。

yiqiantazongshiweiwandejujuelinmo,haijitayisixiwang。

ruguolinmonengtongguojintiandekaoyan,neimemingtiandiyibaicibiaobai,zijijiudayingta!

“haohaohao,qianqian,bushuozheige,doushiwobuhaorenibukaixin。”

林墨有些慌。

jianbaiqianqianmeizaijixufanan。

林墨做了个深呼吸。

zhuantoukanxiangshenhoubizijihaijinzhangdeshiyou。

咬咬牙。

huanhuandanxiguidi,jiangshouzhongneipenghongmeiguijuqi,xiangzhebaiqianqian。

“qianqian,woxihuanni,niyuanyizuowonvpengyouma?”

huiyingtadezhiyoufengsheng,herenqunzhongxixisusudeyilunsheng。

“haokeliana,renjiadouyijingshuohuaneimezhongle,tahaiyoulianjixubiaobai!”

“zhongsuozhouzhi,tiangoudelianpiherendelianpibunengyigaierlun!”

banzhangliyunkaiyexihuanbaiqianqian,jiandaolinmochibie,bietiyougaoxingle。

“qie,sheijiaotabuzilianglide!”

……

errenxiangduichenmodeshijianli。

baiqianqianxintiaoxunsujiakuai,lianshangdelengmoyouxiezhuangbuxiaqu。

tabendasuanjintianjiudayinglinmole,dantingleshiyoudequanshuo,yexiangxiangshiyouzhengminglinmoduizijishizhenxinde。

buzhidaoliangrenchenmoleduojiu。

baiqianqianzhuanguotoulai,jugaolinxiadekanzhelinmo。

linmoyanshenzhongdeshenqinghewenroutazaishuxibuguo。

guoqujiunian,zheidoushitadezhuanshu。

ruguolinmozugouxihuanziji,tayidingnengtongguokaoyan。

baiqianqianyaoyaoya,shuodao:“linmo,wobuxihuanni,gengbuhuihenizaiyiqi。”

林墨的心跌入谷底。

果然,还是这样……

tazaidutanlekouqi,qiangrenzhexinzhongkuse,wenheshuodao,“meiguanxi,bujieshouwo,jiujieshouhuaba。”

shuozhe,linmojiangneipengmeiguixiangqiandiledi。

“nizenmelaoxihuanziqiqiren!linmo!woshuolebuhuihenizaiyiqi,nisongshenmedoumeiyiyi,biaobaiduoshaocidoumeiyiyi!”

“meiyiyi……”linmodeshouyijiang,manmanshoulehuilai。

tadehuxikongzhibuzhudejicuqilai,shengyindourantigaolejigedu。

“qianqian,zheimeduonian,woduinidexihuanzhendemeiyouyiyima?wofuchudeshijian,jingli,ganqing,duinilaishuozhendehaowuyiyima?”

baiqianqiankanzhelinmoshunjiantonghongdeyankuang,xinliyouxiehaipaqilai。

danbiaomianshanghaishizhigaoqiangdeshuodao,“nibushixihuanziwogandongma?”

baiqianqianyibaduoguolinmoshouzhongdepenghua。

linmozuichunweiweizhandouqilai,xiangshuoshenme,quebeibaiqianqiandaduanle。

“我成全你!”

baiqianqiannazhehua,zouxianglesushelouxiadelajitong。

dangzhedajiademian,jihushijiangneimeiguihuazalejinqu。

“nimanyileba,huawoyejiele!biezaifanwole!”

baiqianqianshuowan,touyebuhuidelikaile。

tayepazaiduoyimiao,zijideshengyinjiubugoujiandingle。

linmozuanjinleshou,ganjuexinyefangfojiuzaiyiqi。

jiuniandefuchubeiquanpanfouren。

zheijiushizhenxinbeijiantadeganjuema……

shenbiandeyilunshengjianjianmohu。

zhiganjueyizhentianxuandizhuan,linmochadianmeizhanwen。

jigeshiyouganjinchongguolaifuzhuleta。

“momo,neizhongnvrenbuzhide!”

“nijiudangzheijiunianweigoule!”

liyunkaibokairenqunxiangquzhuibaiqianqian,tingdaozheihualimazhuantoujifeng,“zhenyouyisi,tiangoujile,mazhuzigou!”

jiangjieshigemangzhuangdejixingzi,youchoudangchangjiuyaobao。

taniejinquantoujiuxiangchongshangqujiaoxunliyunkai,sunfenglazhuta。

“xianbamomodaihuisushe!”

jianzheijigerenbudaliziji,liyunkaiganjinzhuishangbaiqianqiandebufa,xiaoxinyiyideyaoqingtayiqichifan。

baiqianqianyijuhuayemeijita,niutouyuezouyuekuai。

haimeizouyuandelinmokanzhebaiqianqiandebeiying……tafangfolianbeiyingdoushigaoaode。

shenpanggenzhedeliyunkaixiangyitiaohabagou,yexiangyiqiandeziji。

“meishidemomo,babawanshangqingnichifan!”

“xinzhongwunvren,badaoziranshen!chiwanfanxiaguxiangju!”

kanzheshihunluopodelinmo,shiyouzhixiangkuaidianjiangtadaihuisushe,zheiyangtayenengshaotingdaoyixiecierdeyilun。

【ding!biaobaixiaohuabeijujiushijiucichengjiudacheng!shenjixuanzexitongjihuochenggong!】

linmobeinaozhongturanchuxiandeshengyinheleyitiao。

zuoyougupan,shiyoumianseruchang,sihumeitingjianshenme。

jinjiezhe,naozhongyoutiaochusangexuanze。

【xuanxiang1:chizhiyiheng,jixubiaobai,jiangliyouleyuanxiaochouxianliangtaozhuang*1。】

【xuanxiang2:dangzhongfanu,lunweixiaobing,jianglijiuyangdoujiangji*1。】

【xuanxiang3:fangqidiyibaicibiaobai,jiangliyiqianwan。】

神级选择系统?!

林墨有些愣神。

shixiaoshuolicaihuichuxiandexitong?

tayizhenxinxi,beijujuedebeishangchongdanledaban。

beibaiqianqianguanyihaowuyiyidezheijiunian,hainengbideshangyiqianwanma?

很显然不能。

linmojiangxinzhongdemangranzanqiefangdaoyibian。

果断选择选项3。

wanchengxuanzehou,zaitabanxinbanyizhiji,koudailideshoujizhendonglejixia。

linmozhengkaishiyoudechanfu。

拿出手机点开。

danchuyitiaoduanxin:“zunjingdekehu,nindezhanghuzhuanruyibizijin,jinewei10000000yuan,qingjishichashou。”

一千万秒到账!

林墨惊得合不拢嘴!

jigeshiyoucouguolaikanleyan。

weixiaodongfenfenbuping,“made,zhapianduanxinyeqifuwomenmomo!”

林墨没接话。

tamomodishuzheshuzi1houmiandeneiyichuan0,renbuzhumanmanliekaizui,zhongyudaxiaolechulai!

“nimeishiba!momo!”

“shangxinguodulezheiyidingshi!”

“快快,送医院!”

三人手忙脚乱。

lurenyeyouxiebeilinmodefanchanghedao。

“linmozheishifenglema?”

“aiyenenglijie,woyaoshibeixihuanderenneiyangxiuru,wodouhuobuxiaqule!”

“kelianrenbiyoukehenzhichu!jiutaneizhongqiongb,zenmekenengpeideshangbaiqianqian!huogai!”

林墨仰天大笑。

疯就疯吧!

tianjiangyiqianwan!sheitemebufenga!!