第四章 我妈可是跆拳道八级。

disizhangwomakeshitaiquandaobaji。

【4】

tingzhetaneihua,womaogusongran。

zheiyangderen,zenmehuishiwojieni。

liangrenmeizaizheigehuatishangduoliao,henkuaijiukaishidiao-qingle,neixiehuawoguangshitingzhejiujuedesaodehuang。

bujinruci,wohaijuedehenexin。

wojihushitaosidequdaowomafangjian。

wogangdaowomafangjian,jiukantabaozhewomeicishuijueyaobaodeneizhizhangertuwanou,tashuangyantonghong,moulihanzheguntangdeleishui,“shushua,maxiangni。”

kandaowomazheiyang,woshoubuzhule,yanleigungunerxia,woganjuewomahaoxiangzhidaoleshenme。

dangetian,taqinnidewanzhezhounuandeshoushi,woyouganjuezuowanwomabiaoxiandefanchang,zhishiwodecuojue。

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“xinwenbushishuoxiaoyunzongcansilema?”

“xiongshouzhijinhaimeizhuadao。”

“neiwoxianzaikandaodedaodishirenhaishiguia!”

womahexiangzhoutingdaozheihua,liansedabian。

daoshizhounuan,gengemeishirenyiyangxiao,“woshirenshigui,niyaobuyaoshanglaimomoya。”

neigeyuangongyiting,liandoubaile。

womajianchangmianzhujianhunluan,jiandanjieshileliangju。

“dajiadouxiananjingxialai,yunshutachuquxundiandequeshichuxianledianyiwai,dantabingmeixiangxinwenshangshuodeneiyangyuhaile,zhiqiandouzhishiyigewuhui。”

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zheishihenkuaijiubeijingfangzhidaole。

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woma,zhounuan,xiangzhoudoubeidaiqujingjuwenhua。

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jingjingfangjianding,zhounuanzhenjiuchenglewo。

wokanzhediannaoshangdeshuju,buganzhixin。

这到底是怎么回事!

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danxianzai,tahaoxianglezaiqizhong。

zhounuanshenzhidaizhewomaqujiubabengditiaowu。

womaqushi,daoshiwenleyiju。

“shushu,nixianzaizenmexiangshibianlegerenside,nizhiqianbushizuitaoyanjiubazheizhongchaonaodedifangma?”

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jiubazheizhongyulonghunzadedifang,henrongyiyuhaide。

woxinlipashenme,haizhenjiulaishenme。

womagangdaowuchili,yigeshouruodenvhaituranjiuzhuangdaoletashenshang,nvhaimanlianleihendeqiujiu。

“ayi,yourenyaoshawo,qiunijiujiuwo。”

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maa,niyidingbuyaotaishanliang!

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jiuzaizheishi,wokandaorenqunlidezhounuanzuijiaoqinzheedudelengxiao,huoxiangshiyitiaodushe。

wozhidao,zheichuxishitaanpai。

dangji,wohenbudesileta。

jiuzaiwoqituzuzhineigenadaodenanrenshi,“peng”deyishengxiang,nanrenshuailegesijiaochaotian。

womolemobizi,caolvle。

womakeshitaiquandaobaji。