第3章 离婚,你在逗我

tingdaochenzifengzheimeshuo,yeyufanjiuzhidaole,shenannanshuodequandoushizhende。

zhishi,tameixiangdao,chenzifenghuiduitazheimecanren,rangtazaiyigeyuezhiqianshishenzhihou,youzheimelangbeibukandizhidaoshiqingzhenxiang。

yipangdeshenannantingdaochenzifengzheimeshuo,kanzheyeyufantongkudemianpang,yandishanguodeyi,jixiaodao,“yeyufan,zifengtashuoguo,taaideshiwo,dangchugennizaiyiqi,yebuguoshiyinweinishiyejiadeqianjin,weiyidejichengren,ruguonishenmedoubushi,nicai,zifenghaihuigennijiehunma?”

“jiranruci,chenzifeng,neiwomenlihunba!”

jirandebudao,neijiuxuanzefangshou!

“lihun?yeyufan,dangchuwofeijinxinsidejiangniqujinmen,weidejiushinimenyeshideneidiangufen,xianzaiwoshenmedoumeidedao,nicaiwohuibuhuigennilihun,ng?”chenzifengluchuyimolengxiao。

yeyufanshuangshoujinjindiwochengquantou,douguaixiangaideshihouzijitainianqing,shirenshigoufenbuqing,yaoshitazhidaochenzifengshizheiyangde**,dangchushuoshenmedoubuhuigenchenzifengjiehunde。kexi,zheishijieshangshenmedouyou,jiushimeiyouhouhuiyao,yeyufanjiushihouhui,yeweishiyiwan。

“chenzifeng,nidaodixiangzenmeyang?”genchenzifengjiehunyinian,zheishiyeyufandiyicilianmingdaixingdehanchenzifengdemingzi,yeshidiyicigenchenzifengdongnu。

“zenmeyang?haohaodangnidechentaitai,haohaodegenwoyiqixiaojingyuefudaren,zhidaotajiangyeshidegufenquanbuzhuandaonidemingxiaweizhi。”

yeyufanqideliansetieqing,“nizuomeng,nibuxianglihun,neiwojiuqisu,nizaiwaimianluanlai,benshenjiubuzaili,zaijiashangwomenjiehunyiniannidoumeiyougenwotongfangguo,womendehunyinmingcunshiwang,woyaoshiqisulihun,womenhenkuaijiukeyilihunde!”

“shima?”chenzifengtiaomei,mantiaosilidecongzijidexizhuangdoulinachushouji,diankaishipin,fangzaichajishang,yinceceshuodao,“yeyufan,burunixianhaohaokankanzheishishenmedongxi?”

kandaochenzifengshoujilideshipin,yeyufanliansecanbai。

jiushiyigeyueqiandewanshang,taheduolejiu,buzhidaozenmehulihutugenmoshengnanrenyouleyushuizhihuandeshipin,chenzifengzenmehuiyou?

yeyufanyizhidouxiaoxinyiyideyinmanzheijianshi,buganrangchenzifengzhidao,keshi,yeyufanbuzhidaodeshi,qishichenzifengzaojiuyijingzhidaole。

yeyufanqiangxiachenzifengdeshouji,xiangyaoshanchushipin,chenzifengxiangshizaojiuyuliaodaoleyeyufanhuizheimezuoside,tayebuzheji,youzaiyouzaideshuodao,“meiguanxi,niyaoshibuxihuannizijidebiaoyanneijiushanchu,wodiannaolihaiyoubeifen。”

tingdaochenzifengzheimeshuo,yeyufanyuanbenjiucanbaidelian,biandegengjiacanbai。

shouzhitingliuzaineili,quemeiyouzaiqudianshanchu。tazhidao,shoujilideshipin,tashanchuyufou,doushimeiyouyongde,chenzifengdediannaolihaiyoubeifen。

chenzifengkantashihunluopodemoyang,xintoubuzhizenmele,shanguoyisiburen。

danxiangdaoshipinlitawumeimeihuodeshenzi,quebeilingyigenanrenwanwanquanquanzhanyou,neisiburenhenkuaixiaoshibujian。

nileyeyufanyiyan,chenzifengsangyinsenleng,“yeyufan,womeixiangdaonizheimejian,jiuyinweiwobupengni,nijiuchuquzhaoqitananren。”