第4章 我妈想抱孙子

“我叫你小意啊。”

tangjinwenhedekanzheta,yanjingliliuluchujingyan:“haohaizi,nixianzaizhangdebiyiqiangengpiaolianggengyoulingqile,zheimepiaoliang,yaoshizailushangyudaoni,wokongpadoubutaiganrenni!buguo,nidaoshiyuelaiyuexiangnibabale,bixiaoshihouhaiyaoxiangni!”

linchuyizhangdebingbuxiangbaba,dantazhidao,“weihunfu”demamakendingyerencuorenle。

nandao,tazhendegenshengtingyuandeweihunqizhangdehenxiang?

chuangshangdenvrenbingruoerwenrou,kanzhetadeyangzimanlianciai,yanjingliliuluchugaoxingdeshencai,sihuweilaierxifulaikanta,rangtagewaikaixin,bingrongdouxiaosanlesanfen。

tazheimekaixin,linchuyiyouxieburenxingaosutazhenxiangle。

erqie,ruguoshuole,wanyibataqiyunguoqu,shengtingyuangujibuhuifangguota。

nvrenshentizhuangkuangjicha,shuolemeijijujiuqichuanyuyudetanglehuiqu,meiyouliqizaigentashuohuale。

shengtingyuanshuoleju“manihaohaoxiuxi”,ranhoujiudaizhelinchuyichulewoshi。

guanshangmenzhihou,tajiudao:“niyekandaole,womabingzhong,taxiwangwomenjinkuaiwanhun,suoyi,buyaozaidangele,mingtianqubazhenglingle,ranhoujinkuaishenggehaizi。”

suiranneigenvrenhenkelian,suiranzheigenanrenhenyouxiaoxin,danlinchuyimeidasuanxishengziji,tachengkendedao:“shengxiansheng,nizhenderencuorenle,wozhenbushiniweihunqi。”

shengtingyuanzhoumei:“bushiwoweihunqinigenwohuijiaganshenme?”

“我……”

linchuyizhangkoujieshe,cuoedekanzheta。

zheirenzenmehaidaodayipa?gangcaizaijingjumenkou,bushitaweixieshuoyaobatasonghuijingjutielongzi,bizhetashangchede?

taqixueyongdong:“wobushiniyaozhaoderen,mafanshengxianshengzaiquchazhengyixiaba!jintianxiexienibaoshiwo,wobuqianbierenrenqing,yihouruguoyouwonengbangshangnidedifang,nikeyizhaowo。”

“woxianzaixuyaojiehun。”

“zheigebuxing,huanyige。”

“我妈想抱孙子。”

“zheigegengbuxing。niyoumeiyoujiandanyidiandeyaoqiu,nizheixieyaoqiugennibangwodemangjiazhibuduidenga!”

linchuyichiyipianke,haishidao:“yaobu,wotinimakankanbing?”

shengtingyuanshenqingdanmo:“nixueyide?”

“对啊!”

“buxuewushuzhihuichihewanledediaomanda**yenengxueyi,yixuejiezhunrumenjianzhendi。nixianglianshouzhaobiedeyuandatou,womabukenengrangninalailianshou。”

“nizuibazheimedu,guaibudeweihunqiyaotaopaobugennijiehunni!”

shengtingyuanduitadefengciwudongyuzhong:“nikeyizoule,mingtianshangwujiudian,woqujieni,womenqulingzheng。huozhe,nizhuzaizheiliyexing。”

linchuyiyaoyaotou,meizaijixugenzheigenanrenjieshixiaqu。

zhuzheiershibukenengde,lingzhenggengshibukenengde,tagenbenjiuburenshita,tahaiyouyiduimafanshiyaojiejue,meikongzaizheiergentache。

taxialelouti,wangwaizouqu。

shenhou,chuanlainanrenlengmodeshengyin:“nizhunali?dizhigaosuwo。”

linchuyitouyebuhuideqiangta:“lianwozhunaerdoubuzhidao,nizhendeshiwoweihunfuma?”