“我叫你小意啊。”
tangjinwenhedekanzheta,yanjingliliuluchujingyan:“haohaizi,nixianzaizhangdebiyiqiangengpiaolianggengyoulingqile,zheimepiaoliang,yaoshizailushangyudaoni,wokongpadoubutaiganrenni!buguo,nidaoshiyuelaiyuexiangnibabale,bixiaoshihouhaiyaoxiangni!”
linchuyizhangdebingbuxiangbaba,dantazhidao,“weihunfu”demamakendingyerencuorenle。
nandao,tazhendegenshengtingyuandeweihunqizhangdehenxiang?
chuangshangdenvrenbingruoerwenrou,kanzhetadeyangzimanlianciai,yanjingliliuluchugaoxingdeshencai,sihuweilaierxifulaikanta,rangtagewaikaixin,bingrongdouxiaosanlesanfen。
tazheimekaixin,linchuyiyouxieburenxingaosutazhenxiangle。
erqie,ruguoshuole,wanyibataqiyunguoqu,shengtingyuangujibuhuifangguota。
nvrenshentizhuangkuangjicha,shuolemeijijujiuqichuanyuyudetanglehuiqu,meiyouliqizaigentashuohuale。
shengtingyuanshuoleju“manihaohaoxiuxi”,ranhoujiudaizhelinchuyichulewoshi。
guanshangmenzhihou,tajiudao:“niyekandaole,womabingzhong,taxiwangwomenjinkuaiwanhun,suoyi,buyaozaidangele,mingtianqubazhenglingle,ranhoujinkuaishenggehaizi。”
suiranneigenvrenhenkelian,suiranzheigenanrenhenyouxiaoxin,danlinchuyimeidasuanxishengziji,tachengkendedao:“shengxiansheng,nizhenderencuorenle,wozhenbushiniweihunqi。”
shengtingyuanzhoumei:“bushiwoweihunqinigenwohuijiaganshenme?”
“我……”
linchuyizhangkoujieshe,cuoedekanzheta。
zheirenzenmehaidaodayipa?gangcaizaijingjumenkou,bushitaweixieshuoyaobatasonghuijingjutielongzi,bizhetashangchede?
taqixueyongdong:“wobushiniyaozhaoderen,mafanshengxianshengzaiquchazhengyixiaba!jintianxiexienibaoshiwo,wobuqianbierenrenqing,yihouruguoyouwonengbangshangnidedifang,nikeyizhaowo。”
“woxianzaixuyaojiehun。”
“zheigebuxing,huanyige。”
“我妈想抱孙子。”
“zheigegengbuxing。niyoumeiyoujiandanyidiandeyaoqiu,nizheixieyaoqiugennibangwodemangjiazhibuduidenga!”
linchuyichiyipianke,haishidao:“yaobu,wotinimakankanbing?”
shengtingyuanshenqingdanmo:“nixueyide?”
“对啊!”
“buxuewushuzhihuichihewanledediaomanda**yenengxueyi,yixuejiezhunrumenjianzhendi。nixianglianshouzhaobiedeyuandatou,womabukenengrangninalailianshou。”
“nizuibazheimedu,guaibudeweihunqiyaotaopaobugennijiehunni!”
shengtingyuanduitadefengciwudongyuzhong:“nikeyizoule,mingtianshangwujiudian,woqujieni,womenqulingzheng。huozhe,nizhuzaizheiliyexing。”
linchuyiyaoyaotou,meizaijixugenzheigenanrenjieshixiaqu。
zhuzheiershibukenengde,lingzhenggengshibukenengde,tagenbenjiuburenshita,tahaiyouyiduimafanshiyaojiejue,meikongzaizheiergentache。
taxialelouti,wangwaizouqu。
shenhou,chuanlainanrenlengmodeshengyin:“nizhunali?dizhigaosuwo。”
linchuyitouyebuhuideqiangta:“lianwozhunaerdoubuzhidao,nizhendeshiwoweihunfuma?”