第3章
“嗯？”
lizhendongkanleyanyejiutian：“nikanshangquhennianqing，youjinianxingyijingyan？”
“woqisuikaishigenwoshifuxueyi，daorujinyiyoushiwunian。”
“shiwunianjingyankongpabugou…”
lizhendongzhouqimeitou，zhongwuyajishinianxingyijingyandoushushouwuce。
这小年轻真能行？
“xiaohuozi，ganwennishichengheren？”pangbianzhongwuyalianseyijingchenlexiaqu。
yejiutianzaitashibaihouzhanchulai，jihushidengyuzaitiaozhantadequanweile。
这小子好大狗胆。
“尊龙道长。”
“e？wozhongwuyarenshijiangshengnaizhiyujiangshengzhiwaidezhuduoshenyidaneng，weihemeitingshuoguozheigeminghao？”zhongwuyalengxiaodao：“xiaohuozi，nishifugaibuhuishishenmexiangcunshouyiba？”
“哈哈哈。”
changzhongxiangqihongxiao，tamenyemeitingshuoguozunlongdaozhang，juedezhongwuyazheihuayouli。
lizhendonglianseqicha，lianyaowangzhitudoumeitingshuoguoderen，zenmekenengshishenmeniubishenyi？
估计就是个野医！
yeyidetudi，kongpayishuyeqiangbudaonaqu！
“nimenmeitingguohenzhengchang，yinweiyinimendecengci，haibugoulejiehejiechudaowoshifu。”yejiutianjifengdao，yaozhidaozunlongdaozhangkeshiyinshiduoniandewudaguoyizhishou。
shengyusidaguoyi，doushizunlongdaozhangdewaimendizi。
zuoweizunlongdaozhangdeqinchuandizi，yejiutiandeyishuqishiyijingshiyirenzhixia，wanrenzhishang，biqiyusigeguoyidouyaoqiangle。
“haolebuyaozaifeihuale，lizhendongninverzainali，woshilaituihunpengqiaoyudaozheishi，xiangzhebuchangyixiacaichushoujiuta，sududian，wohaiganzhequtuixiayizhuanghunni！”yejiutianyouxiebunaifan。
lizhendonglianseyibian，laituihunde？
jidelilaoyezizaishideshihou，queshishuoguojilixiaoxiaodingguoyizhuangwawaqin！
erqieshuo，lixiaoxiaodeweihunfu，weilaijueduinengchengweitianzhijiaozibandeqiangzhe！
mofeizheixiaozizhenyoubuweirenzhideniubiyishu？
“daimanle，nigenwojinlai。”lizhendongbayejiutiandaijinbieshu！
yizhongwuyaweishoudeyizhongshenyizouzaihoutou，tamenchuihuzidengyan。
yejiutiantaixiaozhang，jingshuotamencengcibugou。
tamendaoyaokankanyejiutianyoushenmezigeshuozheihua。
yiluzoudaolixiaoxiaodeguifang，kanzhechuangshangneiwuguanjingzhirutiangongdiaozhuo，shencaijuemei，pifuxinidanmianwuxuese，chuyubinsihunmizhuangtaidenvhai，yejiutianquedinglezijidecaice，lixiaoxiaobushihuanbing，ershizhongxie！
“xiaohuozi，youbanfama？”lizhendongmangwen。
“dangran，henkuaininverjiunengkangfu。”
yejiutianzheihuaranglizhendongyixi。
keyejiutianxiamiaodeyibocaozuo，ranglizhendongkanbudong。
zhijianyejiutianquchujizhanghuangsefuzhi，zaishangmianyouhualongyouhuaniu！
lizhendongmengbi：“yejiutiannizheishiganshenme？”
“画镇邪符！”
“lizhendong，ninverbushishengbing，shizhongledaxie！zheijianbieshu，zheijianfangjian，fengshuidoujicha，shejichulaihaoxiangjiushiweilekesininver！”
“lingwai，xieqizuizhongdeshininverpeidaideshouhuan，zhihoujinkuaibaneidongxirengfenhualushaodiao！”
yejiutianzheimeyishuo，quanchangdoushiyileng，ranhoubaoxiaoshengzhaxiang！
zheixiaozigaibuhuibushishenyi，ershishengunba！
guangtianhuaride，shuorenjialixiaoxiaoshizhongxie，zheibugaoxiaoma！
lizhendongbaonu：“yejiutiannijiwogunchuqu！”
“yaobushizheijianbieshushiwohuazhongjinqingrensheji，fengshuishiwozhaodashikantanguode，wokongpahaihuizhenxinlenideguihua！”
“danwogaosuni，fengshuidashigaosuguowo，zheigezhuangyuanshifuqihuijuzhidi！”
wenyanyejiutianfanlegebaiyan：“yaomenizhaodedashiyanxia，yaomeneidashichunxinxianghaini！”
“haiganzuiying！kuiwojuedenishiyoubenshideqingnian，sheizhishigejianghupianzi！nineishifushenmezunlongdaozhang，mingziyitingyeshigejianghupianzi！kuaidiandejiwogunchuqu！”lizhendongbunaifan，yejiutiantailangfeitaxinqing！
yejiutianyouxiebuyue，zijizheishireliantieleleng**？
xunsuhuawanfuzhi，rengdaoyipangzhuoshang，tashuodao：“zongzhifuzhiwoliuzaizheili，niyaoxiangrangninverhuoming，jiubazheishiershengxiaozhenxiefutiezaichuangtouchuangwei，chuangweixialiuxiao，chuangtoushangliuxiao，qizhonglongfunaihaolingshengxiaoquxiezhifu，xutieninvertouding！”
“wanshizhihou，zaiyongzheijiweiyaocaiaozhiyiwannongtangjitafuxia！”
“rucifangkeyaodaobingchu！”
yejiutianyoujichuyizhangyaofang，xuanjinachuhunshu，rengdaolelajitong！
仁至义尽！
wanshitatouyebuhuidilikai！
“kuaigun！jianghupianziyeganzaizheizuoe！”yejiutianyizou，lizhendongjiubasuoweizhenxiefuquanburengjinlajitong。
zhongwuyarenkelizhendong：“neixiaozishuodeyitaoyitao，shijishangwanquanshigoupililun，queshibuyongxin。”
geluyishengmenyeshikanzheyejiutiandebeiying，yizhenchaofeng。
zheixiaozizhuangshennonggui，tamenhaiyiweiduolihai。
谁知只是个神棍！
zheishishangnalihuiyouzhongxiedeshiqing，gengbietilizhendongtiqianqingrenkaochaguozhuangyuanfengshui。
lizhendongxinqinghencha，nverbenlaijiuxingmingkanyou，jieguohaiyouzheimegeshengunlangfeishijian。
jiuzaizhongrenxinzhongchaofenghetuomayejiutiandeshihou，huranlixiaoxiaoxingle，mengdiyixiadanzuoleqilai，erqiemiansehongrun！
“xingle！？xiaoxiaonizenmeyang！”lizhendonglianmangfawen，qingxujidong：“zhongdaren，gaibuhuishinizhiqianjixiaoxiaozhazhenqilezuoyong！”
“zheizheizhei......woyebuzhidaoa，buguoyoukeneng！”zhongwuyayanqianyiliang：“yiqianyeyourenhuanbinghoujieshouwozhenjiumeiyoushunjianhao，ershiyanchihuifu！shuobudinglixiaojiejiushizheizhongqingkuang！”
buliaohuayingangluo，lixiaoxiaolianshangdexuesexunsutunqu，kouzhongkuangpenheisedexueye，heixuejianmanzhenggefangjian，bushaohaipendaoleyishengmenshenshang！
heledajiayidatiao，lizhendonglianshangjidongzhiseyejiangzhu！
“tabushibeijiuhaole，tagangcaishilinsiqiandehuiguangfanzhao！huashuohuilai，tatata......takanshangquzenmezhenhezhongxieyiyang！”zhongwuyadengdaleyanjing。
zhijianlixiaoxiaopenwandakouheixuehou，xiangshiyimingwuhubanmengdidaohuichuangshang，shenshangxuesexunsutunqu，xuanjishentikaishichouchu，sizhikaishiniuqu，shengmingqixikuaisuliushi！
“zenmeban，zheikezenmebana，wodenver，nimingtaikule！”lizhendongjideyaokuchulai！
zheishirenqunyougeyishengguishishenchadedao：“yaobu......yaobujiuanyejiutiandefazishiyixia？”
“meibiyaoba。”zhongwuyayingzhetoupidao，yaoshiyejiutiandefazizouxiao，tazheigeyaowangtudiqibushidiudalian。
xianzaimeibanfa，zhinengsimadanghuomayi，lizhendongzailajitongyizhenfanzhao，bashierzhanghuangsezhenxiefuzhongxinzhaochu，zaixunsuanzhaoyejiutiansuoshuodefangshi，bafuzhizhangtiezaichuangtouchuangwei！
qizhonghuazheyitiaolongdezhenxiefu，tiezailelixiaoxiaotoushang！
ranhoushenqiyimujiufashengle，lixiaoxiaosizhidangchangtingzhilechouchuniuqu，shenshangxueseyehuifuleyidian！
“wokao，zhenyouyong！！”suoyourendadieyanjing，buganxiangxinzijikandaodezheiyiqie！
lizhendonglengleyixiahoukuangxi，bayaofangjixiaren：“kuaidian，anzhaozheigefangzizhuayaoaoyao！！”
buyihuieryaoaohaole，taqinzijilixiaoxiaoweixia！
suihoulixiaoxiaojuranzhendezhengkaileyanjing，yanjinghuifuqingming，hainengyongxuruodeshengyinshuohua：“ba…ba，zenmehuishiwomeisi？wogangcaidouganjuezijiyaosidiaole！”
“youshenrenbanicongguimenguanlalehuilai！”
lizhendongzhongyuyishidaoleyejiutiandebupingfan，duomenerchu！
fengleyibanzhuixiangyejiutianlikaidefangxiang！
此刻，全场震惊！
neixiaozibushishengun，neixiaozishiyouzhenbenshia！