第1章 天上掉下个女婿

“kuaigun,yebusapaoniaozhaozhao,nizheigeyangzibenxiaojiehuikanshangni?”

shuohuadezheigenvrenkechengdeshangshi“youwu”,moguiyiyangdeshencai,tongsudiandeshuofajiushi**,qiyaodeyitoujinse**lang,shenvlingdeyitiaohongselianyiduanqun。

ruoyinruoxiandeheise**,jiangneiliangtiao**chentuodeqiadaohaochu。

neishuangshigongfendegaogenxie,gengshichangrenwufajiayu。benjiureyandemeinvzheiyishengnuhegengshiyinlaijiubaliwushutou“elang”dezhumu。

“buguannikanbukandeshangwo,fanzhengniwoshiqudingle!”

yefengyilianrenzhendeshuodao。

jiangxueyilianheixian,zheihuozenmezheimeguzhi?

bantianzhiqian,zheigejiaoyefengdeqiongxiaozi,turanzhijianchuxianzaizijideshijieli,nazheyizhihunshushuoshifengminglaihezijiwanhunde。

zheibantianshijian,jiangxuegezhongfangfadoushiguole,yihuierbanchengdiaomanbahudexiaojiexingge,yihuierzhuangchengxiaojiabiyudewenrouguniang,haiyouzheicideyaoraofengchennvzi。

kebuguanzenyang,yefengjiuzhiyouzheiyiju:woyaoquni!

“dage,daodizenyangnicainengfangguowo,niyaoqiandehuawokeyijini,yaomeinvdehuawoyekeyijinizhao,zhiqiunibuyaozaichanzhewole”

yefengyaoleyaotou,wubirenzhendeshuodao:“woshiweinihao。”

“nitianshengchunyintizhi,shenglaijiutihan,meifengshiwunibiangenghuiquanshenfaleng,bulundongtianhaishixiatian,nidouxuyaozaijiagaizhebeizikaizhenuanqi!”

“erwozeshitianshengdechunyangtizhi,jiajiwoshiniweiyidexuanze。”

“ruguonibujiajiwo,juehuobuguoershisisui!”

yefengcicifengshifuzhimingxiashan,bujinshiweilelvxinghunyue,gengshiweijihuozijitineidezhengangzhiqi。

jushuoyidankaiqizhengangzhiqi,neimetajiuhuichengweizheigeshijiedianfengdecunzai。

zaozaizijixiaoshihou,shifubianyijingkanchulezijihejiangxuedeteshutizhi。

bingqie,weizijiliangrendingxialehunyue。

tingdaozheihua,jiangxuexinliyouxiehuyi。

zijishiersuineinianyinweizijitihandabing,gedayiyuandouwunengweili,weilejizijikanbing,yeyedaizhezijiquleyigeshenshanlaolin,quqiuyigeyinshigaoren,bingqiezaineiliyudaoleyigexiaonanhaier。

zhihouzijidebingjiumomingqimiaojianqingle……

dangshiyeyegaosuziji,dengzijizhangdayihouhuiyougenanrenchuxian,chedigenchuzijidebing。

难道,就是他?

chensipianke,jiangxueyaoleyaoya。

buguanshibushita,zheihunyuejuebunengren!

“hehe,doushenmeniandaile,haigaozheitaofengjianmixin?”

“nizenmebushuonishitianxuanzhirenni?”

江雪开口讥讽道。

yefengchenyinpianke,kaikoushuodao:“jirannibuxin,neiwojiulaizhengmingyixiaba!ruowonengyihaoni,neicongjinwanghounijiushiwolaopo,ruguoyibuhao,wolimabahunshujiaojini,mashanggundan!”

jiangxuetinghouyouxieqiexi,zhongyuyoubanfabataganzoule!

“niyaozenmeyi,shuolaitingting?”jiangxuekaikouwendao。

“woxuyaomomonideduzi。”

叶枫一脸严肃。

“???”jiangxuemeimouyuanzheng,yilianzhenjingdekanzheyefeng。

zheirenshuohuabuguonaozide?

ruguotashuoxuyaojingguohuayanjiancezhiliao,neizijihaikeyimianqiangxiangxin。moyixiajiunengzhihaozijicongniangtailijiudailaidebing?zheidangwoshishazi?

“ni……”jiangxuedeliansebiandewubinankan,renheyigezhengchangdenvhaier,tingdaozheiyangwulideyaoqiu,birandoushihuibaonude!

buguo,weilejiechuhunyue,yezhinengxianweiquzijile。

yefengqueyilianningzhong:“woshiweinihao。”

jiangxueminleminzuichun,liangjiucaihenlehenxinshuodao:“laiba,ruguomeiyongdehua,wojiubanideshoukanxialaiweigou!”

叶枫轻笑。

没用?

怎么可能会没用!

chunyinchunyangtizhi,wuyaokejiu,wuyikejiu。

jiangxuechangnianbeihanduqinshi,tizhiyinhan,jingmaibisai、fenmiwenluan,ruoshichixuxiaqu,tajueduihuobuguomingniandeshengri!

chunyinchunyangtizhi,bianshibicizuihaodeyao。

zaijiashangzijidezhenqi,xiangyaoweitagenzhihennan,keshiyaohuanjietadezhengzhuang,rangtakandao“liaoxiao”,queshiqingeryijudeshiqing!

yefenganzhongyunxingzhenqi,xiangzhejiangxuepingtandexiaofushenleguoqu。

“啪!”

yigedaerguangdadaoyefenglianshang。

“nigepianzi,genbenjiumeiyong!”

yefengyilianmengbi:“ganma,wohaimeiyoupengnini!”

“……”jiangxuedebiaoqingyoudianganga,“nei……neinijixu!”shuozhe,tarenmingsidebishangleshuangyan,bujiushimomoduzima?jiudangshibeizhujigongle!

jiuzaicishi,jiangxueganshoudaoyigewennuandeshouzhangtiezailezijidexiaofushang。

yigureliu,huanhuandejinrulezijitinei。

暖暖的,有点烫!

“啊~!”

jiangxuebuyoudehengjichusheng。

neizhongganjue,rangtashifenxiangshou,ershiduonianlai,zijicongweiyouguorucishufudeganjue。zaineigutangrendenuanliu**xia,jiangxuelianshangbuyoudepiaoqileliangduohongxia。

“zenmeyang,wonongdeshufuma?”

叶枫开口问道。

“shu……bushufu!”jiangxuemengdihuiguoshenlai,“nikezhenmeiyong,yidianganjuedoumeiyou!”shuozhe,tapadeyishengdadiaoleyefengdeshouzhang,yanjingliquetouzheyisihuiwei。

tanengrangzijishufu,youruhe?

tangtangjiangjiadaxiaojie,nandaolianjuedingzijihunyinziyoudequanlidoumeiyoulema?jingranyaojiajizheiyangyigeqiongxiaozini?

jiangxuelianseyibian:“wokannijiushilaizhanbenxiaojiedebianyide!”

“meiganjue?bukenenga。”yefengkanzhezijideshouzhang,xianruleshenshendiziwohuaiyizhizhong,“cunlidejiejiemen,doushuowozheiwanyiertinghaoyongdea!”

tahuayinluoxia,jiangxuelianshangmanshixiunan。

这说的是什么话嘛!

jiuzaicishi,yigeyizheguangxiankuoshaomoyangderen,diaoerlangdangdezouleguolai:“zheibushijiangxuema,jintianzenmedaozheililaile,haidabandezheimeyaorao,shiyaolaitedilaitaohaowode?”

kandaozheiren,jiangxuelianshangluchuleyisihuangluanwuzhu。

yefengkanzheta,bujintiaoletiaomei。

黄兴怎么在这里?

huangxingzhangzhezijijiashizhengtianyoushouhaoxian,zhanhuarecaowushu,jiaowangguozuizhangdenvpengyouyebuguoyigeyue。

bannianqiantazaiyichangwanyanshangyudaolejiangxue,biankaishilezhangdabanniandesichanlanda,gaodejiangxuefanbushengfan。

yefengxieyankanyixiazheigefujiagongzige,neigupiziqirangtabujinweiweizhoumei:“bazuibafangganjingdian,xueershinijiaodema?”

“e,nishixueerzhaodebaobiao?buguozheiruobujinfengdeyangziyebuxiang,nandaoshixueerzhaodeniulang?zezeze,xueerruguojimokeyilaizhaowoa,hahahahaha!”

jiangxueliansebiandeyouxienankan,keshigujidaohuangxingdeshenfen,queyoubuganbaofa。

“gun!”yefenglenghedao。

huangxingliansebiandewubiyinchen,lenglengdekanzheyefeng:“nisuangeshenmedongxi?rangwogun?xinbuxinlaozinongsini?”

shuozhe,tasuishouzhuaqiyigejiuping,xiangzheyefengtoushangzaleguoqu。

“啪!”

一声脆响。

neijiupinghaiweiluoxia,jingranbeiyefengyiquandachenglesuipian。suihou,tamengdiyijiaotichu,judadelidaojingranjianghuangxingtifeilechuqu。

“哗啦!”

huangxingluodi,zasuileliangzhangzhuozi。

cibidejiuyesaluozaitashenshang,rangzheiweixiaozhangdekuoshaoxiandewubilangbei。

“妈的!”

“给我弄死他!”

“zaiwodedipanshanghaigandongshou,woyaonishengburusi!”