第3章

第3章

jiuzaizheishi,zawujiandemenhuranyihuang,yankanzhejiuyaobeipokai。

妈妈气得直跺脚,

「mamabuhuiyouyong,taochuquyemeiyong!」

「ruguowomeijicuo,nijiujiuzhuzhadehaidaojiuzaifujin!zhiyaonimenzhaodaota,mamajiuyoujiu,biemojile!」

shuozhe,tazhijieyongmuguntongsuichuanghuboli,ranhoudunxiashen,batoumaidaowokuaxia,yongliqishen,yixiazibawocongchuanghudinglechuqu,jinjiezhe,gegeyebeimamarenglechulai。

xiayimiao,wojiutingdaolezawujianbeipomenerrudeshengyin。

jiazazhemamasixinliefeidenuhousheng,

「**,nimenganpenglaoniangyixia,laoniangduolenimendeshou!」

wogandanjulie,xianghuiqujiumama,kejinjiezhe,jiubeigegebaoshangpiting,tuilechuqu,

「qingqing,niquzhaojiujiubanjiubing!wohuiqujiuzanma!」

kanzhegegejuejuedebeiying,womoleyibaleishui,fenlixiangjiujiuzhuzhadehaidaohuaqu。

buzhiguoleduojiu,yanleidouliuganle,gebotengdetaibuqilai,kewohaishijixiedehuazhe。

zhidaoyigexiaohaidaochuxianzaishiyeli。

jiujiushizhuzhashouling,shoudixiajishigebing,zhiyaojishigandao,kendingnengjiuhuigegehemama。

shanglean,wopinmingchaojiujiuzhusuopao。

kenengtaizhejile,shuailejigedagentou,jiaoyeniule,kewoyikeyebugantingxie。

yinweiwozhidao,zaodianjiandaojiujiu,mamahegegeshenghaidekenengxingjiudayixie。

jiandaozhengzaixunluodejiujiu,woyibapushangqu,baozhuta,shengyinfazhan,

「jiujiu,nikuaijiujiumamahegege,womenyiqizuoyoutingchuhai,pengdaolehaidao!zaiwanjiulaibujile!」

shuozhe,wojiuyaolazhetagebowangwaizou。

kejiujiuquechenzhelian,zhijieshuaikailewo,

「qingqing,bushiwoshuoni,nibabujiushidaizhesisiquhaidiqianshuikanhaihouzima,nizhiyuzheimefeijinxinsiyanxima?」

「weilerangnibabasisirengxia,zhengmingnizhongyao,nihaizhenshiwusuobuyongqiji,shenzhibianchuhaidaozheigejiekou,wozaizheipianhaiyuzhuzhazheimejiu,zenmebuzhidaoyouhaidao?zhenshihuanghualianpian!」

woyidai,lengzaileyuandi,

「jiujiu,womenzhendeyudaolehaidao,meiyoupianni!」

「qiuqiuni,jiujiumamahegege!」

yixiangdaoshangyishimamahegegecansi,wojiuruzhuibingku。

kejiujiulianshangmeiyousihaodongrong,

「yaobushinibatiqiandalaidianhua,shuoniweilegensisizhengduofuai,bianzaochuhaidaozheigejiekou,wohaizhenjiubeinipianle!」

「sisizheimeguaiqiao,nipingshirangrangtabuxingma?tabuxiangni,shenmedouyou。」

我瞬间无言以对,

「daodiyaowozenmeshuo,nicaihuixinwo?wozhendemeishuohuang,shiluhongguozaipianni!」

舅舅嗤笑一声,

「nibapianwo?tapianwoduitayoushenmehaochu?」

「daoshini,congxiaodiaopidaodan,buxiangsisi...」

wochedinule,zhizhejiujiunuhoudao,

「linduo,daodisheicaishiniqinwaisheng?」

「jiusuannikanbushangwo,kewoma,tashiniqinjie,haiyanbabadengniqujiuta,tayoushenmecuo?」

shuowan,wozhongxinguixia,pengpengketou,

「zhiyaonikenjiutamen,nirang**shenme,wodoutingnide!」

kejiujiukanzhewo,yijiubuweisuodong。

jiuzaizheishi,woshouwanshangdezhuozilulechulai。