第3章
jiuzaizheishi,zawujiandemenhuranyihuang,yankanzhejiuyaobeipokai。
妈妈气得直跺脚,
「mamabuhuiyouyong,taochuquyemeiyong!」
「ruguowomeijicuo,nijiujiuzhuzhadehaidaojiuzaifujin!zhiyaonimenzhaodaota,mamajiuyoujiu,biemojile!」
shuozhe,tazhijieyongmuguntongsuichuanghuboli,ranhoudunxiashen,batoumaidaowokuaxia,yongliqishen,yixiazibawocongchuanghudinglechuqu,jinjiezhe,gegeyebeimamarenglechulai。
xiayimiao,wojiutingdaolezawujianbeipomenerrudeshengyin。
jiazazhemamasixinliefeidenuhousheng,
「**,nimenganpenglaoniangyixia,laoniangduolenimendeshou!」
wogandanjulie,xianghuiqujiumama,kejinjiezhe,jiubeigegebaoshangpiting,tuilechuqu,
「qingqing,niquzhaojiujiubanjiubing!wohuiqujiuzanma!」
kanzhegegejuejuedebeiying,womoleyibaleishui,fenlixiangjiujiuzhuzhadehaidaohuaqu。
buzhiguoleduojiu,yanleidouliuganle,gebotengdetaibuqilai,kewohaishijixiedehuazhe。
zhidaoyigexiaohaidaochuxianzaishiyeli。
jiujiushizhuzhashouling,shoudixiajishigebing,zhiyaojishigandao,kendingnengjiuhuigegehemama。
shanglean,wopinmingchaojiujiuzhusuopao。
kenengtaizhejile,shuailejigedagentou,jiaoyeniule,kewoyikeyebugantingxie。
yinweiwozhidao,zaodianjiandaojiujiu,mamahegegeshenghaidekenengxingjiudayixie。
jiandaozhengzaixunluodejiujiu,woyibapushangqu,baozhuta,shengyinfazhan,
「jiujiu,nikuaijiujiumamahegege,womenyiqizuoyoutingchuhai,pengdaolehaidao!zaiwanjiulaibujile!」
shuozhe,wojiuyaolazhetagebowangwaizou。
kejiujiuquechenzhelian,zhijieshuaikailewo,
「qingqing,bushiwoshuoni,nibabujiushidaizhesisiquhaidiqianshuikanhaihouzima,nizhiyuzheimefeijinxinsiyanxima?」
「weilerangnibabasisirengxia,zhengmingnizhongyao,nihaizhenshiwusuobuyongqiji,shenzhibianchuhaidaozheigejiekou,wozaizheipianhaiyuzhuzhazheimejiu,zenmebuzhidaoyouhaidao?zhenshihuanghualianpian!」
woyidai,lengzaileyuandi,
「jiujiu,womenzhendeyudaolehaidao,meiyoupianni!」
「qiuqiuni,jiujiumamahegege!」
yixiangdaoshangyishimamahegegecansi,wojiuruzhuibingku。
kejiujiulianshangmeiyousihaodongrong,
「yaobushinibatiqiandalaidianhua,shuoniweilegensisizhengduofuai,bianzaochuhaidaozheigejiekou,wohaizhenjiubeinipianle!」
「sisizheimeguaiqiao,nipingshirangrangtabuxingma?tabuxiangni,shenmedouyou。」
我瞬间无言以对,
「daodiyaowozenmeshuo,nicaihuixinwo?wozhendemeishuohuang,shiluhongguozaipianni!」
舅舅嗤笑一声,
「nibapianwo?tapianwoduitayoushenmehaochu?」
「daoshini,congxiaodiaopidaodan,buxiangsisi...」
wochedinule,zhizhejiujiunuhoudao,
「linduo,daodisheicaishiniqinwaisheng?」
「jiusuannikanbushangwo,kewoma,tashiniqinjie,haiyanbabadengniqujiuta,tayoushenmecuo?」
shuowan,wozhongxinguixia,pengpengketou,
「zhiyaonikenjiutamen,nirang**shenme,wodoutingnide!」
kejiujiukanzhewo,yijiubuweisuodong。
jiuzaizheishi,woshouwanshangdezhuozilulechulai。