dixiashili，youshishuxidehuamian。
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hunandedengguangxia，yujunxinghuanhuanchaowozoulai，youshouniezheduanbian，qingqinghuaguowomeiyicunjifu。
「yujunxing，wo......」wohaimeishuowanjiubeitadaduan。
tashenchuxiuzhangdeshoudianxiangwodedechun：「xu！」
「yunshen，nibuguai，suoyiyaoshoudaochengfa。」yujunxinglianshangguazheyisiyiweibumingdexiao。
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zaitahairendemuguangzhong，wozhinengpeihezoujuqing。
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妈呀！
tajuranlaizhende，wokuaichuanbuguoqilaile。
「shoushoua！」wojinjinniezhutadeshou，feilituchulianggezi。
「cuole！」tachihongzheyandahandao，zhixiganshunjianlongzhaozhewo。
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yujunxingmanyile，dunshijiufengkuangdaxiaoqilai：「niaibuaiwoyouzenyang？fanzhengnizheibeizidoubukenenglikaiwo，nijiusuanshisi，yezhinengsizaiwohuaili！」shuowanhaihenhenhuixialebianzi：「pa！」juliedetengtongxijuanerlai，tengdewodaoxileyikouliangqi，yanleifanyongerchu：「yujunxing！nizheige***！」buzhidaoweishenme？
wocongtayanlikandaoleyisiyouyuhexinteng，danyishanerguohou，youyuhexintengyouxiaoshile。
「cuole！」youshiyibianziluoxia：「pa！」
救命啊妈妈！
这里有变态！
wobuxiangwanle，shuohaodejuedingtiyan，zheitengdewotianlinggaidouyaozhale！
「shuohuaa！」yujunxingfengkuangcuicuzhe，yibianyouyibiandazaiwoshenshang。
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踏马的！
不就错了两个字吗？
yujunxingdixiaoyisheng，fushencoudaowoerbian，qingdao：「wojiushifengzi，danfengleyezhiaini。」wenredeqixi**dewohunshensuanruan，shuohuadoudailezhanyin：「gunkai。」「woshininanren，nibunengrangwogun。」「fengzi。」「fengzizhiaini。」
wugexiaoshihou，wohaihuozhe，zhibuguoyouxiepopolanlaneryi。