「ningayi,weishenmeningningyoumama,womeiyou?」
sisuidefuqianzhengzheyuanliuliudeyanjingwangzhewo,xiaolianmanshiweiqu。
wodexinkuaibeitaronghuale。
wohenxianggaosuta,wojiushitademama。
buguowobuneng,hefuyanzhoulihunshiwomenqianleheyue,bunenggongbuwomencengjingdeguanxi。
lianggewawohetayirendaiyige,pingshikanwadoushichenwashuizheqiaoqiaodikan。
xianzaiwomenzaicanjiayidanghuanwazongyi。
wodeyiyanyixingdoutongguozhibodexingshizaiwangshangbofang。
womiaoleyiyantouyingzaiqiangshangdezhibodanmu。
wangyoumenzaishuaping:「qianhaokelian,sisuiledouhaimeijianguomama。」
「tamamayetaihenxinleba?」
「zheimekeaidewadourenxinpaoqi!」
「zheizhongmabuyaoyeba!」
「fuyingdibushiyounvpengyoulema?houmayeshima。」
……
wobaozhuqian,molemotadenaodai:「qian,sheishuonimeiyoumama?jiexialaiqitianwojiushinimama。」
fuqianwozaiwohuaili,yongbizixiulexiu,naishengnaiqishuo:「ningayi,nishenshangyouwomamadeweidao,neiwoxianzaikaishijiujiaonimamalee?」
「haoya,kuaishuiba,mingtianmamadainiquyouleyuanwan。」woqingpaizhetadebei,hongtashuijue。
「mama,nijiwojianggushiba!woxiangting《naonaobunao》」
「hao,mamajinijiang。」wofangrouleshengyin,jiqianjiangshuiqiangushi。
buyihuier,tachuanlaijunyundehuxisheng。
dengtashuizhehou,woqiaoshengxiachuang,miaoleyiyanqiangshangdedanmu。
「ningwanningyetaiyouxinjileba?zheijiuhongzheqianjiaotamamale?」
「jiushijiushi,fuyanzhoudezhengpainvyoushiwentang,tingshuodoukuaijiehunle,qianyaojiaoyeshijiaowentangmaba?」
「ningwanningxiangyaodaotiefuyingdibei,yebukankanfuyingdishenmekawei,tashenmekawei。」
「ningwanningjifuyingditixiedoubupei。」
「ningwanninglifuyingdiyuandian!」
我无视弹幕的嘲讽。
fuyanzhoushiyulequanshenjiazuiguideyingdi。
wozhishigeliuxiankaiwaidehuka。
tadefensizongyiweiwoxiangcengtaredu。
shuoshihua,wohaizhenbuxie。
woquketingjifuyanzhoudashipindianhua。
ningningzaitaneier,taneibianyezaizhibo。
shipintonghuajietonghou,tabadianhuajileningning:「ningning,henimamashipin。」
ningningjieguodianhua,tiantiandijiaowo:「mami~~fushushujiahaoduoyangwawa,fushushushuoshiteyijiwozhunbeide,wohaoxihuanya。」
tashuozhebashoujiduizhunmanchuangdeyangwawa,xiangwoxuanyaotadexinliwu。
wanlehaishuo:「mami,woxiangyaofushushudangwobaba,nimennengbunengjiehun?」
danmuyoukaishishuapingle:「shenmemajiaochushenmehaizi,ningningyetaibudongshileba,caisisuijiuzhidaojiehunle。」
「zheixiehuayidingshiningwanningjiaoningningshuode,zijizhuibudaofuyingdi,jiuconghaizixiashou,zhenbuyaolian。」
「tongyanwuji,wojuedeningningtingkeaideya。」
「ningningcongxiaomeiyoufuai,fuyanzhouduitaneimechong,taxiangyaofuyanzhoudangbabayezhengchang。」
woyouxieganga:「ningning,fushushuyijingyounvpengyoule,zheizhonghuabukeyizaishuolee。」
ningningxiaozuiyidu:「wobuguan,wojiuyaorangfushushudangwobaba。」
ningningshuowanpadaofuyanzhouhuaili,yangzhetoujiaodao:「fushushu,zaiguowutianjiushiwoshengri,wokeyitiqianxuyuanma?woxiangrangnidangwobaba。」
fuyanzhoumolemoningningdexiaoliandan,dadao:「keyi,woxianzaijiushinibaba,ningningguai,nishengrixiangyaoshenmeliwu?babajinimai。」
ningningpazaifuyanzhouhuaili,kaishisajiao:「wobuyaoliwu,woxiangyaobabahemamadaiwoquhaibianlvyou,woxiangzhushuwujiudian,wohaixiangyaohebabamamaquganhai,zhuaxiaopangxie。」
fuyanzhouyifucifudemoyang:「hao,ningning,nigangcaishuodezheixieyuanwang,babadoumanzuni。」
「babazuihaole,aini。」ningningduzhexiaozuizaifuyanzhoulianshangqinleyikou,haijitabilegexin。
danmuyoushuaqilaile:「ningningyetaimeifencunganleba,hetamayigedexing。」
「haiyaoquhaibianlvyou,kendingshiningwanningzijixianghefuyingdiqu,ranghaizibangtashuo,taichale。」
「fuyingdiqianwanbiebeizheiduimunvchanshang,xiangyaonver,keyihewentangsheng。」
「gaojuzhoutangcpdaqi!」
「fuyingdihewentangjianglaishenglenver,yanzhiyidinghengao,henhendiqidaizhule!」
……
wangyoushuapindejianxi,fuyanzhouyijingjiangningninghongshuile。
womendeshipintonghuayizhikaizhe。
dengtaneibianmangwanle,wokaikoudao:「mingtianwodaiqianquyouleyuanwan,nidainingningquma?」
fuyanzhouchenmopianke,huanhuankaikou:「mingtianwoyouyue。」
「shei?」woyoudianshiluo。
bushiyinweiwoxiangjianfuyanzhou。
wozhishixiangyaorangqianheningningzhengdaguangmingdiyiqiquyiciyouleyuan。
fuyanzhoutuchuyigemingzi:「wentang。」
shuoshihua,woyoudianxinhan:「niyaodainingningqujianta?」
tafanwen:「youwentima?」
「meiwenti,guale。」woshuowanguanleshipin。
wosaoleyiyandanmu,buchusuoliao,woyoubeiheizipenle:
「ningwanninggangcaishizaichicu?tayoushenmezigechiwentangdecu?」
「tayiweitashishei?bujiushigehuanwazongyieryi,haibazijidangnvzhurenle?」
「tagangcaideyangzijiushidiaobudaofuyingdi,suoyiqijibaihuaile。」
「wojiushuoningwanningduifuyingdiyouyisi,xiangyaojiewashangwei,tayepei?」
第二天,早晨8点。
woxianqichuangjiqianzuohaolezaocan,suihouquwofangjiaotaqichuang:「qian,qichuangle,mamajinizhulenizuiaichideshucaijidanbing,haiyoudaminiunaigao。」
qianshenshoulaixunwodehuaibao。
tazhengkaimenglongdeshuiyan:「mama,nizenmezhidaowozuiaichishucaijidanbinghedaminiunaigaoya?shiwobabagaosunidema?」
「ng,shinibabagaosuwode,qiankankanmamazhudehebuheniweikou。」wobaqiancongchuangshangbaoqilai,jitachuanyifu。
zheijinianwoyechangzaijiazuohaozaocanjiaosijisongguoqufujiajiqianchi。
tashenshangchuandeyifu,congshangdaoxiadoushiwoweitajingxintiaoxuande。
tadechengzhangwomeiyouquexi。
wojiqianchuanhaoyifuhou,qianzhetadeshouquxishoujianrangtaxilianshuaya。
tayibianshuayayibianhaoqidikanwodehuazhuangpin。
wozezaichuangbianshoushitaganghuanxialaideshuiyi。
guolepianke,wotingjiantashuo:「mama,nizenmeyouyigehewobabayimaoyiyangdeguahudaoya?shiwobabadema?」
wodunjuebumiao,lianmangzouguoqujiangguahudaoshouqilai。
wojieshidao:「qian,nibabayeyouzheizhongguahudaoya?zhenqiao。」
zheigeguahudaoqishijiushifuyanzhouliuzaiwozheide。
zheijiniantajingchangshenyelaikanningning,youshihoushizaitaiwanlejiuhuiliusu。
wojiayougeciwoshiliujitade,ciwolimeiyouxishoujian,suoyitazaoshanghuizaizhuwodexishoujianlixishuguahuzi。
zheigeguahudaoyuanbenfangzaixishoutaidechoutilishouqilaile,meixiangdaoqianhuifanchulai。
wogangcaizheimejieshishiweileyingfujingtouqiandewangyou。