feigedeshuangyanjichengyitiaoxian,jiangtouzhuanguo,kanxiangbuyuanchudejian-tingshenying,dahedao:
“chouxiaozi,womeitingqingchu,nizaizhongfuyibian?”
zhongrenyiweiyechenhuimobuzuosheng,jiucipingxi,bijingneikeshifeige,beihoudeshilikebushitayigexiaoxiaodedatoubingkeyibinide。
sheicengxiang,yechenmanlianyundanfengqing,shuochulaidehuarangzhongrenchengmujieshe。
“wogangcaishuoguole,rangnimenganjingunchuyejia!”
huayingangluo,feigejiangshouzhongdexueqiehenhendishuaizaidishang:
“找死?!”
“nimenyejiadexiaobeikezhenshichuqidekuangwang!”
“bushitaiju!nimenyejiawanle!”
shuoba,feigedeshouxiayigegemoquancazhangqilai,zhunbeishangqianjiaoxunyechen。
zheishi,yechaonanturanzouchulai,xiangzhetiyechenshuoshuohaohua,xiaolianxiangdui:
“feige,zheiyiqiedoushiwuhui,tagangdangwanbinghuilaibudongshi,haiqingdandaiyixie。”
ranerxiayike,feigedeliansequeshishunjianyinchenqilai:“laodongxi!zheiliyounishuohuadefen?!”
kanzheyechaonan,shouzhangzhijieyangqi,yanjianzhejiuyaoluozaitadelianshang。
“砰!”
turanchuxiandeyechen,sisidewozhufeigedeyoubei,rangtashichulechi-naideliqi,shoubeidoushibanfenyidongbule。
“xiaozi,niyaozuoshenme,ganjinjilaozishousongkai!”
yechensaoshiletayiyan,meitoushaozhou:
“mashangjiwobadaoqian!”
“道歉?!”
“我道你吗个歉!”
feigezuoshouyangqi,haobukeqideduizheyechendelianpangshanqu。
buzhidaoshisheijitadeyongqi,juranganduitangtangdejunzhongshenhuanandidongshou。
fuyouhanshu,yiluanjishi!
zhitingjian“kaca”yisheng,feigedezuobeijiushiduxianghouwanqu,lianshanggengshiyizhenqingyizhenbai。
“xiaozi!niwanle!”feigeliezhezui,lianmangwuzheyijingcanfeidezuobei。
“feiwumen,shazhanzheganshenme!haibushangqufeileta!”tayoushichaozheshenhoudeneiqundahankuanghou。
liangmingzhengzaibanyunshoulidedahan,yuandilenglepianke,bianshikandaozijilaodadecanxiang,renbuzhudaoxileyikouliangqi。
zaitingdaofeigedehuhanhou,tamengegemianluxiongxiangde,huiwuzhequantouheranduizheyechenxilai。
“zibuliangli!”yechenlenghengyisheng。
youshi“pengpeng!”liangsheng,yimingdaofeierchu,jiangqiangbizadeaoxian,shuangtuiniuqudaolebukesiyidedibu。
lingyimingzeshiaileyechenyizhang,mianbubixuehengliu,zhenggerenshenzhibuqing。
zhongrenjiandaozheiyimu,quanchangxianruyipiansiji。
tamendelianshangchongmanlebukesiyideshenqing。
zheiyechenganggangjiujingzuoleshenme?!
neirenhaimeiyoufanji,shenzijingshizhijiefeilechuqu。
guolerongzhangdeanjinghou,yidaojianruideshengyindapojijing。
“zaoniea!zaoniea!”
xiaxiuyundeyanzhongchongmanleeran,rujinyechenzaiyejiabafeigedale,tafeigebushiputongren,zheiyaoshibeidongjiarenzhidao,tamenyejiakongpajiuyaozaiyiyezhijianfumie。
“feige,zheigeniezibushiwomenyejiaren,ninjiangtadaizou,quanpingninchuzhi!”
lixiuyunxiaoxinyiyidelaidaofeigeshenpang,shengpazaicirenuta。
keshi,feigezaiyejiadangzhongaileda,tayouqihuijiucishanbaganxiu。
muguanghuanshilezhongrenyiyan,suijiehenhendiwangxiangyechen,yaoyaqiechiderengxialeyiju:
“yejia!nimensuoyourendoujiwodengzhe!”
fangchuhenhua,feigexingchongchongdechaozhemenwaipaoqu,shengpayechenhuizaicijitayiji。
kandaofeigezouhou,lixiuyunduizhezhongrenkuhanzhe:
“wanle!zanmenyejiawanle!”
“nizi,nizhibuzhidaoniganggangbadongjiadezuile!”
zhongrentinghou,yigegedelianshangyequandoushibuan、huangkong、shenzhiganshoudaoleyisijuewang!
yichangjiuhaohaodeshouyan,jingshiyanbianchengleyejiamiewangzhiyan!
erzheizuikuihuoshoujiushiyechen!
cike,zhongrenshengtaoyechen,yishuangshuangyuanhendemuguangjianzhijiuyaobatashasi。
“zaixing!nishenmeshihouhuilaibuhao,pianpianzheigeshihouhuilai!nishihejuxin?”
yeyanerzuishangtaotaobujuedeshuozhe,bayechenshiweiyanzhongding。
zuozaiyipangxingzailehuodewangtianmingturanyeshikaikouxixuedao:
“yigefeiwu,haizhenbazijidangchengsilingle,nizhibuzhidaonidezuideshidongjia!yigedongdongjiaozhijiukeyirangnipingkongxiaoshidedajiazu!”
“heng!shenmegoupidongjia!zaiwoyanzhongfenwenbuzhi!”
yechenzaojiubunaifanle,yaobushiyejiayouenziji,tazaojiujiangzheixierenjunfachuzhi。
“反了,反了!”
“nibachengshibeihepodanleba!denghuifeigelaile,youniguidiqiuraodeshihou!”
wangtianmingdiediebuxiudehanzhe,xiangshiyige“pofu”。
yechenxiangzhedongdongshouzhi,rangtabishangzui,keshizheibijingshizaiyejia,zheiwangtianmingyoushiyeyanerdeweihunfu,tabunengneimezuo。
zhongrenluanchengleyiguozhou,shangyizheyejiadeweilaigaizenmedasuan,yechaonandelaolianzhishangbumanlezhouwen,benshihongguangmanmiandeta,turanxiangshilaolejifen。
tazoudaoyechenshenpang,lianshangluchulecixiangdexiaorong,huanhuankaikou:
“chener,nixianchuquduoduoba!feiboneijiahuoshiyigeyazibibaodexiaoren。woshigelaotouzi,kanzaiwodemianzishang,tabuganbayejiazenmeyangde。”
tingwenciyan,yechenxinzhongmanshigandong,yanjiaoweiweiyouxiefanhong:
“ba,nijiuhaoshengzuozheba!jishitabadongjiashangcenghanlai,yebuhuidongwomenyejiadeyisiyiwa。”
yechaonancongtadehuazhongtingdaolezixin,danshiyoubanxinbanyi。
“ai!”yechaonanzhangtanleyikouqi,jiexialaitazhihaotingtianyouming,qiqiufeigebuhuidairenlaizhaomafan。
“anjing!”yechennuhanleyisheng。
zhongrendeyanyushunjiantingzhi,changmianxianruyipiansiji。
tebieshiyechenneibanxionghendeyanshen,jianzhishizhanchangzhishangdezhanshen,sanfachudezhenzhenshayi,rangzhongrenjinruohanchan。
“wojidongjiajiazhudagedianhua,yihuierrangtalaishoushicanju。”
yechenyundanfengqingdeshuoleyiju,jiuxiangshixiantingmanbubanqingsongdetuokouerchu。
“什么?!”
“jidongjiajiazhudadianhua?!”
“ninaozimeiyoujinshuiba?!”
lixiuyundemuguangxiangshikansha-ziyiyang,sidingzheyechen:
“zheigefeiwuyihuilaijiujiwomendailaizheimeduojingxi,hairucidayanbucan,jianzhijiushiyigejingshenbing!”
duiyuzheixiechaofeng,yechenzeshizhiruowangwen,taochuleyizhijunlvsedeshouji,zhaodaozhidingdehaoma,suishoubodaleguoqu。