第1章 多子多福1

“放肆!”

mingguangdianneichuanchuyishengdiwangnuhoupaoxiao,jingdemenkoumaomaotantoudefentuanzisuohuiletou。

“kuangdang……”yisheng,dianneichuanlaichenmenzhisheng,youshipilipalasuiliedeqingchezhisheng。

“nijiujingshiningwangdechenzi,haishizhendechenzi……”

neidichenhongmingyibandepaoxiaobaohanlefennuhebaolizhiqi。

buhao,fuhuangshengqile,xitonggegeshuole,fuhuangdejingshenshangyouwenti,yibaoyinudexianggefengzi。

xiaotuanzishuangshouzhuaqiqunbai,wangmingguangdianlichong,paoqilaixiangyigeduangduangdetuanzibengdazhe,toushangchanraozaixiaobaobaotoushangdeyinlingfachuleqingmingzhisheng。

jinle,mashangjiuyaochongjinqule。

“aiyo,xiaozuzong,nizenmezheigeshihoulaile。”nanzhibeiqingeryijulanzaidianwai,ligonggongyadileshengyin,zixiting,haiyouyisizhandou。

diwangzhinu,rangrendanhan。

“fuhuangshengqile,woyaojinqu。”nanzhizhejidao,tayangzhetou,fendiaoyuzhuo,heiputaosideyanjingqingche,daizhetianzhendejiaohanhezheji。

李公公:……

huidishengqideshihou,neizhenshiliuqinburen,sheigancoushangqu

ligonggongqiangyingshuodao:“xiaogongzhukuaihuiqu,huangshangbingmeiyouzhaojianni,ai,kuailanzhuta……”

ligonggongxinzangdouyaocongzuilibengchulaile,tameixiangdaoxiaogongzhudanzizenmeda,zhijiewanzheyaocongtagezhixiataoguoqule。

dadiandemenjianduiyuyigesansuiduoyidianhaiziyoudiangao,yigexiaofentuanzi,yizhijiaokuaguomenkuang,hangchihangchipufuzaimenjianshang,balingwaiyizhituidaotengjinlai,fanjinlemingguangdian。

进去,不进?

ligonggongkongjuwubi,dailizaidianwai。

mingguangdianneilangjieyipian,yuanbeixianfanzaidi,shangmiandezouzhe,maobisanluoyidi,yantaisuilie,sifenwulie,mozhifeijian,banbandiandianjianzaidishang,yituantuanzaiditanshangyunrankailai,dianneibaishedehuapingciqiwuyiwanhao。

huidiyishenxuanyi,heihongdexuanyiruxueyeningguzhise,tazhanliyulianggetaijiezhishang,hunshenbeihunluanbaolizhiqibaowei,yanbaitonghong,yantongqihei,fangruojijiangshiqulizhideyeshou,jinjinsuodingzheguifuyudishangdechenzi。

“fuhuang,fuhuang……”jinanzhidaotengliangzhixiaoduantui,chaohuidipaoguoqu。

tanaishengnaiqideshengyin,rangduizhijianruideqifenweiweiyidun,rangrendouhuanghuhuaiyishitaijinzhangle,chuxianhuanting。

“fuhuang,wohaoxiangni。”nanzhibaozhulefuqindetui,yangzhetoukanzhehuidi,yishuangqingchedeyanjingbulingbulingdikanzheta。

nanzhishuodeshizhende,ciketadexinlijiuchongchizheqiangliede,fuzadeqingxu,tameibanfafenxizheixieqingxu,zuihouhuijichenglexiangnianheweiqu。

jiuxiangjiandaoletazijidebaba。

“lizhongquan,gunjinlai,nalilaidexiaochusheng,lachuqu。”huidichihongzheyanjingpaoxiao,hededianwaideligonggonghunshenyidou。

南枝:……

qidenverdouburenshile?

臭父皇!

nanzhijinjinbaozhetadetui,rushudaixiongyibanjinjinbaozhe,juebusashou,“fuhuang,shiwoya,shiwoya,woshininver……”

tadashenghandao,shituranghuidihuifuyixielizhi。

huidishuaitui,yaobatuishangdewanyiershuaidiao,danzenmedoushuaibudiao,tayaoyaqiechirenshouzhenaozilidaofupikandechegutengtong,yishijing,baxiaohaishuailechuqu。

“a!”fentuanziyige**dunzuozailedishang,baozilianzhouchenglezhenzhengdebaozilian,zhouzhoubabade。

**好疼啊!

guifuzaidishangdezhangdaren,turantingqileshangbanshen,kanleyiyanzuozaishangdexiaogongzhu,youkanlekanruyeshouchuanxidehuangdi,zuijiaogouqilehudu。

ruguozhisizijiyige,busuanshenme,danduoleyigegongzhu,yigemeiyoulizhilianzijizisidoumieshaderen,xingqingbaonve,chushengwuyile。

zhangdarentingzhilebei,aoguzhengzhengdazhongchen,“huangshang,fangjiandouzaichuanshiyinweihuangshangshisharenrumademotoubaojun,shangtianzuzhouchengfashangzixi,duanzijuesun,zhenggezhoujiatianxiadouyaozangsongzaihuangshangshoushang。”

“haiqinghuangshangfangleneixiewugubeiyaderen,huangshang,niyijingshaleneimeduorenle,goule,tingzhiba。”

“hehe……”huidifachulerangrenmaogusongrandexiaorong,xinghongdeyanjingkanzhezhangdaren,“zhenshaleneimeduoren,buquenizheiyige,xiangsi,zhenchengquanni。”

huidiyibachouchuleguazaiqiangshangdejian,jianrenweizhan,xueliangcimu。

啊?!

nanzhijingdaile,yaosharen?

bunengsha,bunengsha,nanzhifeikuaipaqilai,chongguoqubaozhulehuididetui,“fuhuang,nixingyixing。”

tuishangguazheyigedaguajian,ranghuidituozheyizhijiaozou,tashensezhengningerkongbu,“fangkai,zhenshaleni。”

“wawawa,fuhuang,fuhuang……”jijuchuantoulidekushengzhichonghuidiermo,chouchouyeye,naishengnaiqidefuhuang,napahuiditouteng,danfuhuanglianggezihaishixiangdingziyiyangzhajinletabenjiutoutengyuliedenaozili。

“huangshang!!”zhangdarenbagaoleshengyin,beifenwubi:“dazhoudejiangshanjiuyaozangsongzainideshouli,wangguozhijun,baiguozhiquan。”

“chi……”jianjianyudimiancachujianruideshengyin,huidilinzhejian,tuozhuaizhezhedaguajian,yishenshaqichaozhaosidezhangdarenzouguoqu。

“fuhuang!!”nanzhiyebagaoleshengyin,fengkuangyongyingyingyinggongji,“fuhuang,wawawa……”

huidifangfobeilianggulilianglachezhe,fandetarendoubuxiangshale,zhixiangbaituozheiyangrangrenfanzaodeyouerkusheng,tabaonu:“lizhongquan,batachachuqu。”

ligonggongganjinrangshiweibazhangdarenchachuqu,haiyongpazidushangzhangdarendezui,duzhulezhangdarenbangboyuchude‘zhongzhenjianyan’。

zhangdarenzhengzhazhebeifenbeituoxiaqule。

nanzhidiliuliudeyanjingzhuanzhuan,guangdaleibuxiayu,liandianyanleizhuzidoumeiyou,tasongleyikouqi,aiya,hesirenle。

yitaitouduishanglexuehongdeyanjing,huidishenseyouxieshenjingzhi,kanzhenanzhideyanshendaizhehuaiyi,mosheng。

tademeixinyinweichangnianzhoumei,gouhezongsheng,youchangchangroumeixin,liuxiaanchendezhiyin,xiandeyinzhiyoukongbu。

nanzhisongkailehuididetui,yongxiaoquantougoutuidichuizhehuididetui,naishengnaiqidao:“fuhuang,bieshengqi。”

huidishengyinsiyadichen,“xianfeishengde?”

nanzhilianliandiantou,“a,duiduidui。”kesuanyoudianlizhile。

惠帝:“你也滚。”