第三章

「pingshigongzuoshijianhaijingchangmoyu,quweishengjianyiqujiubanxiaoshiqi!haijingchangzaigongzuoshijianchilingshi,wochaletadiannaojingranhaifaxiantazaigongzuoshijiantoutoumoyuxiexiaoshuo!」

「zheizenmenengxingni?tanazhegongsifadegongzizuosishi,zheizhongyuangongyidingbunengliuxiaya!」

「nimenliangshitongxue,ruguojuedetazuodebutuo,nizenmebusixiaxiantixingta?ershizhijiebatafangjinlecaiyuanmingdan?」wobajixuwenta。

「dongshizhang,wosuirangongzuobujiu,danshizhidaogongsifenmingcaishiyigeyuangongyinggaiyoudegongzuotaidu,woquanxinquanyiduidaigongsi,zhixianghegongsiyiqichengzhangdegenghao,buhuibeisirenganqingzuoyoude。」

「lingyifangmian,wojuedewomengongsiyijingshishijiewubaiqiangle,yuangongbeijingqishikeyishaoweishaixuanshaixuande,jihuiyaoyouxianjineixiekeyijigongsidailaiziyuandeyuangong。」

「baiwannongcunchusheng,tashangdaxuedoushikaotayeyemaicaichoudexuefei,duiwomenlaishuomeiyourenheliyongjiazhi。」

「wohaitingshuotabamazaitahenxiaodeshihoujiulihunle,tamagenrenpaole,tabashuoshichuquchuangye,danjiutajianeizhongqingkuangtabakendingmeiqianyoumeixueli,haichuangyeni!buzhidaozainajirenweizhu!」

「tazheizhongdanqinjiatingdiebutengmabuyaode,suoyizaojiuletaxianzaidesanguanbuzheng,haiyoutapingshijiubuzenmeshuohua,zongshimenmende,wohuaiyitayoubing,suoyizanmenxianxiashouweiqiang,miandetayihoueshangwomengongsi,dongshizhangnishuoduiba?」

tayilianxingfenshuowan,lihaochaotabiaoqingguaiyidekeleyisheng,tadunshifanyingguolai。

baizhelianlianmangbaishoujieshi「dongshizhang,duibuqiduibuqi,danqinjiatingyeyouxiangninzheiyangyouxiudefuqin,ni……」

wobabaishoudazhuleta「nijiezheshuocaitadeyuanyin。」

jianwobahaoxiangmeiyouyaozeguaitadeyisi,dunshisonglekouqi,yushiyueshuoyuejidong。

「haiyouhaiyounimenbuzhidaodangchudaxuekaixuetayeyesongtalai,songjiwomendejingranshihongshu!hahahahahahashizaishitaigaoxiaole!dangshiwojiurenglajitonglewodouxiannongzanglewodeshou,neiwanyiertamenyenengsongchushou!」

wozailimiantingjianniejinlequantou,toutouwangwaipiaoleyiyan,wobayizhangliandoukuaiheichengtanle!