第1章

“daoshihoukaizheilianghuiquba,mianzigengzu!”

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yaochisuizhewowanlihuanglehuang,kandeduimiandeliwenliangzhenggerendoujingshenle。

tadengdayanjing,zuoguyoupanhoujiangquanbushixianfangzaizheibayaochishang。

daizhejifenbukezhixin,tajinghudao,“nihaiyoumaibahe?”

huahaimeishuowan,yaochijiubeitapobujidaideduozou,querenwuwuhoutaturanlailenuyi,yibajiangwotuidaocheshang。

“anwenwen,nidaodishenmeyisi?”

“mingzhidaowojiehunxuyaohaoche,weishenmebutiqianbachejiwosongguolai?”

“niandeshishenmexin?”

tayueshuoyuelaiqi,yiquanzhijiedazaiwodebenchicheshang,“nizhidaonihaiwodiuleduoshaoqianma?”

“guangshizuhaochejiuhualebaqiankuaiqian!”

“yaoshidangchunizhijiebamaibahejiwodehua,wohaiyonglingwaitaoqianzuchema?”

“suoyizheibiqian,yinggainichu!”

shunzhetadehua,wokanxiangyipangbeigaidemianmuquanfeidebenchiche。

youyudangchuliwenliangshiyongyouqishangdese,suoyihongsefenbubingbujunyun,kaojinhainengwendaoyigucibidehuaxuewei。

jianwolengzaiyuandimeishuohua,liwenliangchuanzhecuqi,“anwenwen,nizhuangshenmesi?”

“wogaosuni,suiranzanmenshitongshi,danshizaiqianshangmian,yifendoubunengshao!”

woqingqinghoutuihetalakaijuli,yongxiabazhilezhimaibahehoudanrankaikou,“neichewodoujiejinile,nihaipawobujiniqianma?”

“dengnihaichedeshihou,zaijini,yebuchi。”

wenyan,taliansehuanhelebushao,“suannishixiang!”

shuowan,liwenliangxingfendedakaichemen,youshoufangzaifangxiangpanshang,zuoshoujuqishoujidakaile***moshi。

wozezhuanshenlikailedixiacheku。

gangshanglai,shoujineitoujiuchuanlaiguimidebaoyuansheng,“woshuowenwen,zuohaorenhaoshiyebushizheiyangzuode!”

“nizheigetongshimingmingjiushizaiezhani!nihaikanbuchulaima?”

tinglequanchengdetacishiyijingannabuzhuxinlidefennu,zhiyanyaobaojing。

wojimanglanxiata,“qingqing,nibiechongdong,wojiechejitayouwodezhuyi。”

“daoshihou,nijiudengzhekanhaoxiba。”

shuozheihuashi,womannaozidoushiliwenliangwenwojiechedechangjing。

dangshitanazheyibaoxitang,xiaoxinyiyidefangzaiwozhuoshang,“wenwen,woyoujianshixiangqingnibangmang,xiwangninengdaying!”

“woguoliangtianbushiyaojiehunlema?huncheshangkenengyoudian……”

“suoyinideche,nengbunengjiejiwoyongyong?”

wonianjitongshiyichang,zaijiashangshixishi,suoyihenshuangkuaidedayingxialaile。

“keyijie,danlige,chezuihaobuyaosizigaidong。”

liwenliangnazhecheyaochi,lianlianjiwobaozheng,“niligederenpin,haixinbuguoma?”

“baozhunzenmejiechuqude,zenmehaihuilaide!”

qishijiewanhoujiuyoutongshitixingwoliwenliangzheirenxihuandangmianyitaobeihouyitao,yaowoduotifangyixia。

我还不以为然。

jieguochehuilaishi,wozhijieshayanle,dangjizhiwentazenmehuishi。

keliwenliangdetaidu,quezaicizhenjingdaolewo。

“zheimeduorenwoquejienidechedanghunche,suanshijinilianle!”

“nizhanlewohunlishangduoshaoxiqi,xinliyinggaiyoushu!haiyou,wotingjizhangderenshuo,nijiujiwoshanglewubaikuaiqiandeli?”

“anwenwen,nizenmezheimebuhuizuoren?”

bujinruci,tahaijiwolileguiju,“nidangchudayingwojieche,neizanmenjiushuohaole,zheichenikaibannian,wokaibannian!”

“zaiciqijian,bunengrangrenherenzuochedefujia!baokuoniziji!fouzewolaopohuibugaoxingde!”

xiangdaogangcaifashengdeshi,wozuozaigongweishang,zhijiebeiqixiaole。

meixiangdaozijidehaoxinbangzhu,huanlaidequeshizheigexiachang。

zhengxiangzhe,liwenliangguolaiqiaoleqiaowodezhuozi,yuqibushan,“ei!nichulaiyixia。”

“我老婆找你!”

tashengyinhengao,benlaihaimanggongzuodetongshi,douhaoqidekanleguolai。

buxiangshengchuqitashifei,wojimanggenzhetachulai。

gangzoudaomenkou,yimingdabandejingzhitudenvrenguolaijiangwolanxia。

tabanmizheyanjing,hushidandandedengzhewo,“nijiushijiechejiwolaogongdeneigenvtongshi?”