“huanyinglaidaoshishenkongjian，woshijieyinzhe01。”
“youyuxitongjiancedaosuzhuyuhejiashishenpipeiduwei99.99%，suzhujiangyushenlingdexingtaitoufangdaoyishijie，qidongdaojishi3、2、1……”
“dengdeng，wo……”huahaimeishuowan，xutangbianganjuedaoyizhenxuanyun，qiangliedekongjianyali，rangtaganjuezijixiangyituanbeisiyiroucuodemiantuan。
haozaichixushijianbuzhang，jixiguohou，qiangliedebushiganbianxiaoshile。
ruyan，shiyipianchongmanguseguxiangdedifang，kuanchangmingliang。
fangfozhishenyuyizuozhenguidegujizhizhong，liantazheiyangcuzhidayederenyenengqingxiganshoudao。
menchuangjinbi，tashizhetuileyixia，wensibudong。
zheishierbianxiangqiyidaoshengyin：“xiangyaochuqu，xuyaonengliang，weilejieyinni，wodenengliangyijingyongkong，gegeshuzhiyichengfushu，suokuiqiandenengliang，qingsuzhujinkuaibuqi。”
xutangyanqianfuxianchuyikuaicaozuomianban，chengxinghongse，zhongjianneibeifangdajiacude-10000，shengpatakanbujianside。
xutangkanzheneijuyoumingxianjinggaoyiweideyanse，chixiaoleyisheng：“nibuguwodeyiyuanqiangxingbawonongguolai，zendehaidasuanqiangmaiqiangmai？”
01：”meiyouwo，nihuisi。“
许棠：“……”
zheidaoyeshi，zaineizhongguimoxiadebaozhali，meiyourenkeyihuoxia，danfantawanshangyimiao，douzhinengkanjianzijideguhuile。
danzheibingbushitabeiqiangxingqianzhaideliyou。
tahunshenshixuecongdi11quchuangchulai，yibuyibupadaoshangxiao，conglaizhiyoubierenqiantade，ganrangtaqianzhaiderenhaimeiyouchushengni。
xutanghuayuzhongdaizhelengchao：“worangnijiulema？”
“nishuoqian10000jiu10000？sheizhidaonishibushixianganbaosinang。”
“ni……ni……bukeliyu！xitongzhongsuoyoushujudoushizhenshikekaode！”
xutangwangzheneilvexianniuqudekongzhimianban，zongyouzhongzheidongxizhishangbugaodeganjue。
tayaoyaotou，congmuqiankanlai，daoshikanbuchuneixitongzaisahuang。
“weilexunzhaoheshidesuzhu，wohuadiaodabannengliangjiansuo，nizhidaocongyijiedaichuyigebinsidelinghunxuyaofuchuduodadedaijiama？！”
erbianquanshixitongyonglidaoshizhendedianliusheng。
xutangbuyulihuixitongdepaoxiao，tagengguanxinqiandezhainengbunengshaoyidian。
“woqiannei10000nengliangbunengyouhuidian？”
“谢绝谈价！”
suirantayemeibaoshenmexiwang，danrucimingxiandejujue，haishiyoudianrangrenshangxina。
jiranruci，xutangyemeiyouzaifeihua，tazhijiewenchulexinzhongdeyiwen：“nishuodeneigeshishenshishenmeyisi？”
“shishen，shijiazushouhushen，fuzebiyouzuren，rangqijiazufanrongchangsheng，qishengmingnengliangyuanzijiazuqiyun，yirongjurong，yisunjusun。”
“neinishuodepipeidushizenmehuishi，woyoubushihejiaren，shangyirenhejiashishenni？”
“shangyirenshishenyijingxiaowang，zhiyupipeidu，shixitongxuanding，wowufajieshi。”
xutangzhoulezhoumei，naozituranhuaguoyidaoniantou：“hejiazenmele？”
jiranshuoshigongcunwang，meidaolihejiahaizai，shishensileba？
“hejiabeitianzidarudalao，nvziyilvyarujiaofangsi，nanzimingribianhuibeizhanshoushizhong。”
xutangtingzhe01budairenheqingxudeshengyin，xindiqinqiewenhouzhetazuzongshibadai。
shuoshiweilejiuziji，jieguojiuzhei？zijideshengmingxianrudaojishi，buxiangbanfajiuchuhejia，neijiudezaisiyici，zheicikejiuzhendesile。
xiangzhezijishangyishiqicandexiachang，zheiciwulunruhedoudeweizijihuoyici，haoburongyibaijianhuiyitiaoming，zongbunengzhihuobantianba。
zhengxiangzhe，yanqiandehongsemianbanturanbeibaiwufugai，shangmianfuxianlejixingzi。
“shenmingzaishang，hejiadiyibaiershisanshibuxiaozisunhezhizhoubaijian，rujinjianchendangdao，junzhuhunyong，hejiamanmenzhonglie，quejielianxiayu，mingriwenzhan。”
“chengmengshishenbiyou，hejiadeyifanrongchangsheng，buxiaozisunhezhizhoukuiduiliezuliezong，duishishenduoyoumaofan，zaicichengyanhuiguo，danhejiashangxiaerbaiyishisanrenheqiwugu，beijianchensuohai，jieruzhaoyu。”
“hezhizhouzaicichengxinkouqingshishennengduihejiabiyouyier，bangzhuhejiahuajieweiji，zhizhouyuanxiajiuquanqinzixiangshishenqingzui！”
xutangkanzheyanqianzheijiduanhua，xiangqi01xianqiansuoshuode，taxianzaijiushihejiadeshishen？
zheijiduanhua，hengkanshukan，douzaibiaomingtazheishishenjiushihejiadezuzong。
sheijiazuzongshiyouwairendangde？
这不搞笑吗？
xiangdaozheilixutangzhijiewenlechulai。
“我，他祖宗？”
xushitingchutahuayuzhongmanmandezhiyi，01youkaikoule：“qingsuzhubuyaozhiyiwodezhuanyenengli，xitongxianshi，ninyuhejiashishendepipeiduwei99.99%，ninjiushihejiaxiayirenshishen。”
“yizhishuoshishenshishen，zheishishenjiujingshishenme？”xutangyouxiebumingbai，ganjuezheihetarenzhilideshendoubuyiyang。
xitonggangcaidejieshi，tahaiyiweishishenshijiazuzhongdebanshengshenling，buguokanzhefuxianzaiyanqiandezi，xianranbingbushizheimeyihuishi。
“qiannianqian，yaoguihengxing，baixingbujinyaorenshoujibingyujihan，haihuibeiguiguaidangzuoshiwu，houjishiyoushentaidansheng，jishiyizuyanjiuchubashentaiduanzaochengshendefazi，beishidailiuchuan。”
“shishen，suirandaiyouyigeshenzi，danquebushizhenzhengdeshen，tacongrenleizhongdansheng，tianshengzidaishenge，chengnianhoutongguoteshushouduan，duanzaochengshendeyizhongrenzaowu。”
“zhiyouwanchengyishihoudeshishencainengchengweizhenzhengdeshishen，yibanbuqingyilikaicitang，yujiazuqiyunxianglian，nengganzhimeigezuren，kebiyouzudimianchuguiguaiqinfan，baopinganxingsheng。”
xutangtingwanjuedezijimeilijiecuo，zheibujiushiguanjiapoma？nenglimeiduoshao，pishiyidadui。
kendingshixisubutong，fanzhengtamenneilibuxingluanrenzuzong。
“haiqingsuzhuganjinxiangbanfa，tianyijingliangle。”
gouxitong，zhangzhetakanbujian，jingranxianzaicaishuo，tajiubuxintabushiguyide！
“lingwai，zainenglianghuifuzhiqian，kongjianshikaosuzhudejingshenlizhicheng，haiqingsuzhujinzaohaiqing。”
艹。
jiuzhidaotianxiameiyoumianfeidewucan，tajingranjiyutadejingshenli。
“duile，shishenyouliangzhongxingtai，yishilinghunti，ershishiti，shitizhichuxiandingshengshiqi，yuchangrenwuyi，bijingyangeyiyishanglaishuoshishenshigesiren。”
系统补充道。
“neiwoxianzaishilinghunti？”xutangfanwendao。
“bu，youyunengliangbuzu，suzhuzhinengyongjingshenlihetamenjiaoliu，zanshihaichubuqu，meiyoulinghunxingtai。ninxianzaizanshishidisanzhongxingtai。”
neinigangcaijieshibantianzuoshenme。
xutangmanlianheixian，beishuxiabeipanzhisi，tadoumeiyouzheimebiequguo，tagaiqingxingtameiyoushiti，fouzegaodiderangtazhidaotazheigeshangxiaoshizenmedangshangde。
zhengxiangzhe，yanqianturanchuxianleyigenengliangqiu，yijikuaidesudutiejinta，xutangzhijuedeyanqianyizhenbaiguangshanguo，naohaizhongbianduochulexuduojiyi。
qingkuangdaoshiheneihezhizhoushuodeyiyang，zhibuguorangtajingyadeshi，hejiashixiancunde，weiyiyigehaigongfengzheshishendejiazu，qiyushishenzaoyixiaowang。
xutangchenmopiankekaikoudao：“woyaozenmehehejiajiaoliu。”
“suzhukeyibangdinghezhizhou，yongjingshenlibianke。”
shuowan01bianzaiyemeiyouchusheng。
jujiyisuozhi，zheilihaoxiangshizaoyimiejuedelanxing，renleiwenmingdefayuandi。
lanxinga，xingjishoucedouyanzhongqueshidelishijizai，xutangxindimanmanfuxianyilvqidai。
buguodangwuzhijihaishiyaoxianbahejiaconglaolilaochulai。