第1章
洛雪瑶想骂人。
骂很脏的那种。
tadousilesancile，meiwanleshiba！
diyishi，tashiputongdenvdaxuesheng，jiyuanqiaohededaoyigesuishenkongjian，haigenpingxingshikongdatong。yibiandunhuojiaoyanggudaidajiangjun，yibianliyongdajiangjunsongjitadeguwanyuqifadacai。
yankanzhedajiangjungongchengmingjiu，liangrendeganqingyeshuidaoqucheng，burijikewanhun，tajuranchuchehuogale！
zaizhengyanbianshidiershi，kaijujiushimoshiqiandezuihou24xiaoshi，fumubeibiaogeshejihaisi，shushushenshenqiangzhanjiachan，biaogebiaojiehaixianghaisita。
xinghaokongjianhaizai，luoxueyaofanshoushouzoujialisuoyouzhiqianwupinnaqudiandangxingbianxian，ranhouzhuazhuzuihoushijiandunhuo，dunhuo，dunhuo。
moshilailin，sangshiqungongjichengshi，luoxueyaodejiabeiweigongzhiji，tadedajiangjunyouruzhanshencongtianerjiang。
daizhetayilusishataowang，youzhongwangmingyuanyangdekuaiyi。
manyiweizheiyishikedeyuanman，danshi——
caikanzheshushuyijiaeyouebaobeisangshisuosha，luoxueyaojiukaishifashao。
haimeidengluoxueyaobayaopiansongjinzuili，tajiuyougale。
congfabingdaozhenwang，zhiyonglebudaoyifenzhong。
youkongjianhainengsidezheimemomingqimiao，hehe，zhenhehe。
zhengkaiyanshidisanshi，laotianyezhongyujitaanpaileyigebijiaozhengchangdeshijie，suiranzhishitoushengzaipianyuandexiaocunluo，danyijingzuoleliangshiguerdeluoxueyaozhongyuyoujiarenle！
dieniangtengai，xiongyoudigong，zhoulihemu。tadekongjianlihaiyouwujinwuzi，yanghaizigaixinfang，riziguodehehemeimei。
shiwusuineinianouyugangshangrendexianling，zhangdegentadedajiangjunyimoyiyang，liangrenyiyanwannian。
shiliusui，xianlingqiuqu，kuayueqianniandelianqingzhongyuyaokaihuajieguole。
keshilaotianyexianglaibuzuoren。
chenghundangri，yichangchaojidadizhen，batamenyijiazidoumaile。
sanshile，meicidoushizaitajuedezuikaixinzuixingfudeshihouwanwan。
zaishangyishidezuihoujimiao，luoxueyaozuilinannanzhe：suanle，zaiyebuxiangzhonglaile......
然鹅。
老天爷向来不做人。
yanyibi，yizheng，luoxueyaotayoushuangruozhongshengle！
cike，tangzaichuangshangdingzheshuilanseshamandeluoxueyaozhixiangmaneigezeilaotian，daodiyouwanmeiwanle！
“yaoyao，youyigehaoxiaoxi，haiyougehuaixiaoxi，nixiangxiantingnage？”
tingdaokongjianlingchongdeshengyin，luoxueyaozhidao，tadekongjianhaizai。
keshitadeairen、jiaren、pengyoumendoubuzaile，zailaiyiciyouyoushenmeyisi？
fanshen，biyan，wuerduo：“huaide。”
luoxueyaoyijingrenmingle，fanzhenghaoshierlunbuzheta，meiyicihaoshierganggangjianglin，tajiudega。
neihaiburujiuchenlunzaizheiyishidehuaishili，fanzhengtazaiyebuxiangbaimanghuole！
“huaixiaoxishi，nimenjiasantianzhihoujiuyaobeichaojialiufang。”
“哦。”
jiantachichimeiyoufanying，mengmeng——yejiushikongjianlingchong，yizhipingrilizongxihuanyongbuoumaoxingxiangjianrendediaojingbaiedalaohu——zhinengzijizhudongyidian，kaikoubuchongneigehaoxiaoxi。
“haoxiaoxishi，shangyishinidejiarenmen，genniyiqichuanyuedaozheiyishile！”
“what！”
luoxueyaoyixiazicongchuangshangbengqilai，jidongdexinzhandoudeshou，henbudexianzaijiubaozhedieniangqinyikou。
keshicaizhanqilai，tajiuyanqianyihei。
“咣当！”
xiayimiao，luoxueyaoshuaidaozaidi。
menwaitingdaodongjingdeyahuanxiangtaohecuipingganjinpaojinlai，kanjianyundaozaidideluoxueyaoganmangbatachanfuqilai。
“xiaojiezenmeyouyunle？kuaiquqingfuyi！”
yuanzilideerdengyahuanlijiquqianmianjilaoyefurenbaoxin，zaibafuyiqingguolai。
mimihuhuzhong，luoxueyaochengjielezheiyishidejiyi。
zheilishidayuchao，tashichengxiangluojingranweiyidenver。
chengxiangfurenlinyueshengyousanziyinv，zhangziluoqingshanjinniansanshiliusui，shiwunianqianjinbangtiminggaozhongzhuangyuan，rujinyijingshihubushilang。qizishiliaobeijiangjundedunvgufang，shengyouyiziyinv。
ciziluoqingyusanshiersui，shinianqiangaozhongwuju，rujinzaipingxiwanghuixiarenfujiang。quqilibushangshuzhinvxialan，yuyouyizi。
sanziluoqingchuannianfangershiqi，wenbuchengwubujiu，quezuodeyishouhaoshengyi。
linyueyixinxiangbazijidezhinvlinzhiyanxupeijixiaoerzi，naiheluoqingchuanzongshiyifuwanshibugongdebiaoqing，bujujue，danyebujieshou。
erta，luoxueyao，zeshichengxiangfurendelaolainv，luojiadetuanchong，jinnianfanglingerba。
jieshoulesuoyoujiyizhihou，luoxueyaozhangyuyikouqi。
haoxiaoxishi，buguangdienianggegemendouzai，jiuliansaosaohezhizizhinvmenyezai。shangyishitazuizaihuderen，rujinyoudoupeizaitashenbian。zhenhao，yijiarenzuizhongyaozhengzhengqiqi。
huaixiaoxishi：tatemiaodechuanshule！
chuandejiushidiershisiqiankandeyibenquanmouxiaoshuo，ertamenyijiazi，jiushibeicuidepaohuipeijiao！
luoxueyaorenbuzhuyouxiangmaren，haimeikaikou，menglongzhongganjuedaoyidireleidazaitadeshoubeishang。
“niangdeguainan，sihuangzijuefeiliangren，niyouhebizhizheyuta！huangshizhirensheigebushiqiqiechengqun，nixinsichunliang，xingzimianruan，ruoshidangzhenrulehuangjiademen，kezenmeshengcun！niangzhishixiwangjinixunyihujiandanderenjia，buyaobeishenzhaidayuankunzhuyisheng......”
“娘——”
luoxueyaoshizaitingbuxiaqule，zhiderenzhetoutong，qiangpozijizhengkaiyan。
yanqianyingruniangqinciaidemianrong，xiangqiqianshiniangzaidizhenlailindeshihouhaipuguolaibatahuzaishenxia，zijiquebeifangliangzaduanlejigu，luoxueyaorenbuzhubiziyisuan，baohanshenqingdijiaoleyisheng：
“娘......”
nverdeleiqueranglinyueyiweitaduisihuangziqinggenshenzhong。
keneisihuangzimurongfubaonvechengxing，fuzhongsuiranmeiyouzhengfeihecefei，yuanzilidebinvquemeigeyuedoudehuanyipi，sanbuwushitaichuyijucuomodebuchengrenxingdeshiti，jingchengzhizhongsheirenbuzhia！
yixiangdaopengzaishouxinlihehudenver，quekanshangzheimegerenzha，haishitamenluojiarebuqiderenzha，linyuejiubeicongzhonglai，kudegengshangxinle。
luoxueyaobenlaishixiangquanmuqinbuyaokule，keshizhengkaiyankandaomuqinshuxidemiankong，xiangqishangyishimuqinzaidizhenshidediyifanyingjiushipuguolaijiuta，luoxueyaosuoyoudehuadougengyanzaihoutou。
liangrenzhishouxiangwangleiyan，jingwuyuningyeleqilai。
“keke！”mengmengbudeyichumiantixing：“woshuoyaoyaoa，niruoshizaibuzhuajinshijianbanzhengshier，zhipanimenyijiazikuderizihaizaihoutou。”
luoxueyaodeyanleiyixiazijiutingle。
taganmanglazhelinyuedeshouanfushuo：“niang，wozhidaoninhennanguo，danninxianbienanguo。woyoujianhenzhongyaodeshiqingyaohedajiashuo！”