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beiyigefengnvrenzhijiechezhetoufazhuaidaodishang,zuilihaishibuganbujing,
「nizheigehulijing!gouyinwodenanren,shenjiazheimeyouqianshiniyigewucaiwumaodenvrennenggougaopandema?pabushichuangshanggongfulihaiba!」
tayijiaochuaizaiwodeduzishang,wotengdequansuoqilai,sisididingzhemianqiandenvren,wobingburenshi,tabushishenjiaderen。
「nishishei?woshishenjiayaoqudexinfu!bushininengredeqide!」
woyiweitarencuoleren,liansecanbaidixiangyaozhanqishenjieshi,quemeixiangdaozheigenvrengengjidongqilai,zhijiehenhendidalewoyibazhang。
「woshishenyubaidenvpengyoulinshuang,ruguobushini,shenjiataitaideweizhishiwode!」
shengshengailetazheiyibazhang,wozhenggetoudoukaishiwengwengzuoxiang,naoziliquanshitaganggangdeneijuhua。
tashishenyubaidenvpengyou?
shenyubaijiranyounvpengyou,haijiangwoquhuilaizuoshenme,woshikantazhangdehaibucuofuhewodekouwei,caidayinglezheimenhunshi。
meixiangdaoshenjiajurannawodanghoushua!
xiangdaozheiwodeyanshenmodilenglexialai,
「linshuangshiba,wobuzhidaoshenyubaishenbianhaiyounvren,ruguowozhidaodehuayidingbuhuijiaguolai,zheigeshenjiataitaideweizhi,wobuxihan。」
wozhenglilezhengliyifu,xiangyaolikai。
congwochushengneitianqijiubeidashishuochengzhuanshidecaishen,ruguosheiqulewo,bidinghuifengshengshuiqi。
shenjiabenlaiyaoshuaibaile,quezaiwochushengneitianqisihuisheng,dashishuoshiyinweiyoucaishenzhuanshi,ruguonengzhuazhu,biannengbaoshenjiajinbainianronghuafugui。
wobeishenjiabigongbijingdiqinglai,quemeixiangdaotashenyubaizaojiuyoulenvpengyou。
dengwohuilejiagaosugege,yidingrangshenjiayitianzhineipochan。
wotaituixiangyaolikai,quebeilinshuangyixiazizhuazhuleshouwan,
「nihaixiangzou!nishuonizheigenvrenkanshangqumeishenmetebiede,quenengrangshenjiarenquni,shenshangyidingyoushenmetebiezhichuba,bururangwomendoukankan!」
linshuangdedahongchuncheqiyimoxiao,woyouleyigubuhaodeyugan,
「nixiangganshenme?linshuang,wobushininengredeqideshenfen。」
「yo,wohaopapaa,nibuzhidaoshenyubaizuotianwanshanghaipazaiwodeshenshangshuobuxiangquni,shuonizhangdeguadan,shencaiyeguadan,wojiubuxinnizheiyangderennengshishenmeworebuqideshenfen,nanbuchengshenyubaihainengyinweinishalewobucheng!」
linshuangxiaozheshuowanhou,pailepaishou,youjigedahanshunjianzoulejinlai。
woliansecangbaidihoutuiyibu,sisidikanzhelinshuang,
「fanglewo,buranwoyidingrangnihouhui。」
kelinshuangchongerbuwen,tingdaowodehuagengshidaxiaoqilai,haishunshounaqileshouji,
「wojiushibuxin,kannizheiyangyigenvrennengbawozenmeban,womenjigerenkanduomeiyisi,burubanide**fadaowangshang,rangdajiayiqikan。」
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我气的浑身颤抖。
「滚开!」
xiangyaolikaiquebeilinshuangyibajiuzhuletoufa,toupichudetengtongrangwojianzhidanaochongxue。
「biexiangzou!haibukuaidongshou!jiwobatadeyifudoubale!wokeshiweilaideshenjiataitai,youshenmeshiqingwofuze!」
jigerenbenlaihaizaiyouyu,tingdaozheihuazhijiedongqileshou,jizhidashouzaiwoshenshangbutingdisichezhe,wozhijiedajiaoqilai。
「jiwozhushou!zhushou!woyidinghuishalenimende!」
yibazhangjiezheyibazhangdazaiwodelianshang,shenzhizaiwoshenshangtuleyikoutuomo,
「pei!nizheigejianfuyaoshizaiganhushuo,womenzhijianjinibaguanglerengzaidajieshang!」
wosisidiwuzheyifu,huanlaidequeshiyidunduda。
wobeidadeyanyanyixi,erlinshuangkandaohouzeshizhijiedaxiaoqilai,nazheshoujibutingdipaizhe,
「kantazheifujianyang,zheixie**yikuaiqianmaichuqudouguile!」
wosisidikanzhezheixieren,jizhuletamenmeiyigerendelian。
「你们在干什么!」
yourenjinghuleyixia,ganjinpaojinlai。
「新娘子呢?」
wokanleyiyan,yinggaishishenjiapailaijieqinderen,wobeigegesongdaolezheilizhunbeixinniangzhuang,quebeilinshuangdachengzheigeyangzi,xiangzhigouyiyanggouyancanchuan。
「shiwo......woshixinniangzi!」
woqiangchengzhexiangyaozhanqishen,danwodelianyijingzhongdexianggemantou,genghekuangzheigerengenbenjiuburenshiwo。
zhidaowoshenfende,zhiyouwodejiarenheshenjiaren,dashishuowodeshenfenhaibunengbaolu,buranyidinghuibeiyoufeifenzhixiangderendianji。
neirenyilianyihuodikanzhewo,zheigeshihouwodexinniangfuyijingbeilinshuangbazoule。
「wojiushiluyanxi,yeshinimenshenjiadexinniang!」
ranerwohaimeiyouzhanqishen,jiubeilinshuanghenhendicaizaidishang,tadegaogenxiezhajinlewodeshouxin,wotongdemenjiaoyisheng。
「nishishenjialaijieqinderenba,woshishenjiadetaitai,zheixinniangzhuangwohaimeiyoulaidejichuanshang,dengwohuanshangzanmenjiulikai。」
linshuangxiaozheshuo,haipoyouyisidajiaguixiudeyangzi。
haipaneirenbuxin,tajiezheshuo,
「wodezhangfushishenyubai,nandaonibujuedewoshi,hairenweishizheigeqigaisidefengnvrenshima?」
woxiangyaozhangzuishuohua,linshuangjiaoxiadeliqiquegengdale,wotongdechuanbushangqi,jianzhiyaoyunguoqu。
那人信了。
「jiranshizheiyangdehua,lu**haishiganjinhuanyifuzhunbeiba,jishiyaodaole,womenmashangjiuyaoquhunlixianchang,laoyezimendouzaidengzhenin。」
「hao,shunbianjiwozhunbeiyigetielong。」
linshuangxiaozheshuowanhou,neirenzhoulezhoumeitouyilianyihuo,buguobuganwenshenme,dianlediantoujiuquzhunbeile。
linshuangqiazhewodexiaba,sisidikanzhewo,
「wojiubuxin,dengwojiadaoleshenjia,tamenhainengbawoganchulaibucheng?nikanzheba,shenjiataitaideweizhishiwode!」
我盯着眼前这张脸,
「niyidinghuifuchudaijia,yinweinideyuchun!」
「zhenshilingyalichi!jiwohuiletadelian,geletadeshetou,woyaobatashuanzaigoulongliquhunli,qinyankanzhewozenmezuoshenjiataitaide。」
linshuangyilianhuaixiao,wodengdaleyanjing,kexiayimiao,tajiunazheyibabishoudaowomianqian。
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yaoyaohuanghuangdiyizhidaolehunlixianchang,wobeilinshuangdangtiaogouyiyangsuozaigoulongli,dangzhequanchengrendemianlazhequhunli。
wotingdaorenmenqieqiesiyu,
「zheishishei?baguanglehaihuilerong,suozaigoulongliqucanjiashenjiahunlia。」
「tingshuoshishentaitaizhuadexiaosan,zheiyangshi**ba,woketingshuoshenjiayekanzhongzheigetaitaile,zheihunlijianzhibidangchushenlaotaitaihaiyaofengguang,relezheigeshentaitai,zheigenvrensuanshitidaotiebanle。」
「bujinruci,zheigenvrende**douzaiwangshangchuankaile,tingshuoyikuaiyizhanghahaha,**doumeiyoutazheimejian......」
woquansuozaiyiqi,pinmingdizhezhuzijideshenti,rujindewobeihuileronggeleshetou,haibeibaguanglerengzaigoulongli。
ruguoranggegezhidaole,tayidinghuixintengside。
wohunshenzhandou,shenzhibugantaitou,yixiangdaogegexinzangjiubukeyizhiditengqilai。
linshuang,shenjiaren,tamenyigedoupaobudiao。
我死死地握着拳头。
yizhidaolehunli,wobeirenzhuailexialai,tingdaolinshuangxiaozheshuo,
「**,woxuyaoyigebandengrangwocaizhexialai,jiurangnilaidangba。」
taxiaozhekanzhewo,zheigeshihoudetagaizhehonggaitou,shenshangdexifu,shigegetuorenyongjinxianjiwozhichengde,bandehunlishiwozuixihuandezhongshihunli。
我说不出话。
beirenyixiazituizaidishang,guizhedanglinshuangdebandeng,dangtacaizaiwoshenshangdeshihou,haiguyiyongleyongli。
wotengdexiangyaofasheng,quefaxianwogenbenshuobuchuhua。
lianshangyebeihuilerongrangwobugantaitoujianren,zhinengkandaobushaorenduiwozhizhidiandian,haiyibianxiaozhe。
wozhenxiangjiuzheimesileguoqu。
denglinshuangxialaile,zhijieyongshounazheneilianzideyitou,yitoushuanzaiwodebozishang,lazhewoquhunlixianchang。
wokulechulai,bushihaipa,shiyinweiwojianzhibuganxiangcongxiaochongwozhangdadegegejiandaowozheifuyangzihuibuhuifengdiao。
「haiku?yihuierhaiyounikude。」
linshuangxiaozhepaipaiwodelian,zhuaizhewojiulikaile。