第1章
wanchengfengjiachuleyizhuangdachouwen！
dushoukongfangdeershaonainaijiaoyanjingranpingkonghuaiyun，jijianglinpen！
ertadezhangfu，fengjiadeershaoyefengguizaojiuzaierrenhunlidangrilijiachuzou，shuyueweigui。
fengjiakeshiwanchengdingjihaomen，jiaoyanzhibuguoshiyigekaozheyeyenainaijianlajifuyangzhangdadeguer。
liangjiadiweirucixuanshu，ruguobushifengjiayuyongfengshuishijileyigejingzhundebazi，erfengjiaqianxinwankuzhizhaodaolejiaoyanzheiyigeren。ruguobushijiaoyanjixuyidabiqianjiyeyezhibing，neimejiusuanshijiaoyanzirongjueshi，yifengjiadeyaoqiutayibeizidougaopanbuqi。
jiuzheimeyigejiershaoyetixiedoubupeidenvren，jingranjifengershaodaileyidingdadadelvmaozi！
真是滑天下之大稽！
“buyaoliande**！chiwomenjiademi，huawomenjiadeqian，nineilaobusideyeyehaizhuzaiwomenjiadeliaoyangyuan。nijuranganganjiwoergedailvmaozi，wodasinigebuyaoliande。”
jiaoyansisidewuzheduzi，renpingfengjiasanxiaojiedebazhangluozaizijidelianshang。
ziconghunlizhihou，fengjiajiubajiaoyanguanleqilai。jiaoyanchangshiguohenduocitaopao，kemeiyicidoubeizhuahuilai。
meiyicitaopaodouhuihuanlaiyidunduda，tazhidaobuchushengbufankangcaishinengshaoshoutongkudebanfa。
“haole，nizhushouba！”fengjiadedangjiarenfenglaotaitaiweiyideshengyinchuanlai。
fengsanxiaojielianmangshoushou，fenfenbupingdekanzhefenglaotaitai：“nainai，zheige**rangzanmenjiachuchou，budasitayedeguahuatadelian，kantanashenmegouyinnanren。”
fenglaotaitaichuwenjiaoyanhuaiyunyouruqingkongpili，diyifanyingjiushinongsizheige**。
kelengjingxialaiyixiang，zheilitoudemaonikebushao，jiaoyanyoubabingwozaizijishouli，tanaerlaidedanzitouqing？
zheigejianfudeshenfen，kendingbujiandan！
“xingle，xianzaihaibushidasitadeshihou！”fenglaotaitaikanzhetangzaidishangbeidadebiqinglianzhongdejiaoyan，dingzhetaneidarumianpendeduzi：“zheiyangdeshierzongbukenengshiwaitouderengande。shuoba，gennitouqingdenanrenshijialidenage？”shuowan，fenglaotaitailenglengdesaoleyiyandashaoyefenglai。
fenglaiganjuedaotoudingyidaohanguangshanguo，zhijuedejibeidehandoudilechulai。
tashizaishibumingbai，nainaiweishenmeyaozheimekanta，jiuhaoxiangzheijianshigentayoushenmeguanxiside。
fenglaotaitaitiewanzhijia，neirihunliershaoyefengguihuranxiaoshi，fengjiajiweinanxingzhangbeihedefangcundaluan。
fenglaotaitaibuhuangbumangdezhanlechulai，minglingdashaoyefenglaijiabanxinlangwanchengjiehunyishi。
shihouyibianpairenanzhongxunzhaoershaoyefenggui，yibianjiangjiaoyanguanzaibeiyuandexiaogelouli，zuduanfengjiabeirenyilundejihui。
suoyifenglaotaitaihuaiyishei，sheijiushizuidadexianyiren！
“dage，shini？nijiushineigejianfu？”
fengsanxiaojieziyiweizijizhenpoleanjian，meixiangdaojiaoyanzheigepinminkuchulaideguerjingranzheimede**。
xianshigenfengjiaershaoyechenghun，jingranhaibumanzu，gouyindashaoyefenglaiwangxiangshenggehaizichulai。
dashaoyefenglaimanlianzhenjing，tameixiangdaozheigeguojuranchedaolezijideshenshang。
kexibuguanzenmeshikoufouren，laotaitaidoubukenxiangxin。
“jiaoyansuiranchushendi，ketabijingshiwofengjiadenvren，shinididimingyishangdeqizi。”fenglaotaitaimanyandeshiwang：“rangnijiabannididishiweileyangaitashizong，bushirangniqushuitadenvren。nishifengjiadejichengren，nixiangyaoshenmeyangdenvrendebudao。nipianpianyaoqushuita？tashiwomaihuilaizhenzhaide，bushichuanzongjiedaide。”
faleyitongpiqizhihou，fenglaotaitaipoyouxiepibei，yanlinanyanshiwang。
ganzuobugandang，kebushiyigedangjiarengaiyoudexuexing。
zheiyangdeshi，zuolejiuzuole，nanbuchengzijihuichengfatame？ai.......
fenglaotaitaikanzhetangzaidishangdejiaoyan，tashizhenghuangqichushen，zixuxuetonggaogui，xianglaibuxiegenxiadengrenshuohua。
duiyubeigaodaduzidejiaoyan，tashenzhidouxihanwenyiju“jianfushishei”。
jialideyongrenshibuganpengtade，zhiyouzhangsunfenglaixihuanqugentashuohua。
除了他，也只有他！
“fashishuoguo......”fenglaotaitaizhouzhemeitou，shuochuyijingshangyihaodejueding：“womenfengjiaqianxiabushaoniezhai，baozaizisunshenshangyeshichangyoude，suoyinixiongdideshenticaihuineimecha。yuanbenzhaozheigenvrenjinlaishiweileyongtadebazizhenzhai，quemeixiangdaotajingranbeinigaodaleduzi。jiranhuaideshifengjiadexuemai，neitajiuyougenghaodequchu。”
fenglaitaiqitou，jingedekanzhezumu。
“shenmequchu？”fenglaihenlejiezijidezumu，tashigezuoshibuzeshouduanxinhenshouladeren。
takanzhetangzaidishangdejiaoyan，lianshangziqingyipianzuijiaoliuzhexianxue。
kejibianrucilangbei，yirannanyanjuemeizise。
“neijiuyongnimenmuzierrendemingdiwofengjiadenie。”fenglaotaitaigaogaozaishangxuanpanlejiaoyandezuixing，yezuochulechengfa：“wohuirangrenjiangnimenmuzierrenfengjinzaihudi，gouyinfengjiajichengrendexiachangjiushichenhu！”
“bu，bushide，tabushifengjiadehaizi，nimenbunengzheiyangzuo。”beiwuhuadabangdejiaoyanyonglidehuhanzhe。
keshimeiyourenxiangxintadehua。tazaifengjiashuyuebucengchuguodamen，bushifengjiadehaiziyounengshisheidehaizi？
“putong”jiaoyanchenruhudi，cigudehanyixiongyongpengpaixunsuxijuanquanshen。
hushuiguanjintadebiqiang，yongrutadefeili
“wobunengsi，wobunengsia，wodebaobaotahaimeikanguozheigeshijie。jiuming，jiuminga。shenyuannikuaidianlai，kuaijiujiuwomendehaizi！niweishenmehaibulai！”jiaoyanzaixinzhongjuewangdenahan。
“mama，mamajiuwo，jiujiuwo.....”
hundunzhong，takanjianleyishuangzhinendexiaoshouchaotashenguolai。
neishuangzhinendexiaoshoulitahaojin，tanengwendaoneishuangshoushangdenaixiangwei，nenggouganshoudaowenredeqixi。
tapinmingdechaozhebaobaoshenshou：“zhuadaole，mashangjiuzhuadaonidexiaoshoule。biepa，biepa。”
haiyouyidiandianjiunengmodaoneishuangxiaoshou，haiyouyidiandian。
heisexiongyongdejulangturanhenhendezaleguolai，jiangneishuangxiaoshoujuandeyuanyuandi。
jiuzaitayanqian，neishuangxiaoshoushunjianjiemanlebingcha。
erhaizideshenhouchuxianlelianggerenying，renyingmanmandeyouxubianshi，shilianggechengnianren，tamenmanmantaiqitou。
是爷爷奶奶！
tamendeliansecangbaishentijiangying，bingchaxunsudejiangtamenbaoguozhu。
heisedechaoshuizaicixilai，guozhebingchadeyeyenainailiantongbaobaoyiqi，beijuanjinleshenbujiandidexuanwoli。
“不要！”
bansuizhekuhansheng，jiangjiaoyanmengrandecongmengzhongjingxing。dongzuozhida，jiangbangongzhuoshangdewenjiansanluoyidi。
“jiaoyanjie，nizuoemengle？”