第三章 缠人的小鬼

“ha……”tingdaoshoujinaolingzhendongdexiaobaicaizaibeiwoligunlegunhouzuoqishen,dazhehaqianshenlegelanyao。zhengkaixingzhongshuiyanhou,dingjingkanqingyanqiandeguiwu,dajiao:“mayahesiwole!”。

nanguiyiyezhijianyanjingyiquandouheile,xiangzhixiongmaoyiyang。xiaobaicaicongchuangshangpaguoquxiaoxinyiyidicoujinlekan,yuanlaiguiyehuiyouheiyanquan?

nanguituranzhengkaileyan,yiranyouyuandikanzhexiaobaicai,yanqiulibumanxuesi。

“kuaidiansikaifuzhou,woganjueyaosile……”

hedexiaobaicaidaotuidaochuangtoubianjinjinbaozhezhentou。

“ni……nibushiyijingsilema?”

“zheiyangxiaqu,wohuibianchengeguide……”jiezhemianqiandelianhudebiandezhengning,yanqiulihulalademaochuretengtengdexue。

“wua!!”xiaobaicaideshengyinkeweishixiangchetianji,zhengdongloudouyaotingdaole,ranhouxunsudichexialefuzhoubaozhebeizikaishikuleqilai。

“wuwuwu……bieguolaibieguolaiwoqiuqiunile……wuwuwu……”

gebidefangdongdashubeichaoxingle,dakaimenchongguolaiqiaoxiaobaicaidefangmen。

“siyatouniyayidazaodeguijiaoshenme!zaichaoyicinijiujiwojuanpugaigundan!”ranhoutaqifendishuaimenhuiqujixushui。

xiaobaicaijixukuzhe,yanleihuahuatingbuxialai。

nanguizaoyibianhuizhengchangmoyang,shashineijiuleqilai,zhanzaineiliwusuodunxing。

“wo……ni……nibiekule,woganggangpiannideni。zhishixiangrangnibafuzhousixialaishuadexiaoshouduan……zhendenibiekule……”nanguishouzuwucuodedaozheqian。

xiaobaicaijianjiantingzhilechuoqi,yichouyichoude。

“nishiwojianguozui**degui。xiwangwojintianxiabanhuilainiyijinggunle,buranwozhendemieleni!”xiaobaicaicacayanleiqichuangxishu,linchumenshinanguiyijingbujianle。

qudaogongsi,shenruohangaoxingdihexiaobaicaidazhaohu:“baicai,zaoya!”

“zao……”xiaobaicaiwujingdacaideyingfuzhe。

shenruohanganjuemiaotoubudui,padaoxiaobaicaidiannaoshang。

“baicai,zenmela?zuotianbeimotouliudaohenwanma?”

“a?bushila,wozuowanmeishuihao。”xinlizaibushang:beiyizhiguigaodejifeigoutiao。

luowenzuozaibangongzhuoqianzhengzaijizijibuzhuang。

“ai,yongjifanxidekouhonghaonihaishixiangnaierde?haojiujiee……”

shenruohantingdaofanlegedabaiyan,xiaoshengdigu:“yitiandaowandaotengtaneizhanglian,daodishilaishangbanhaishilaicanjiayanhuide……”

xiaobaicaituituiyanjing,dakaidiannaokaishizuojintiandegongzuo。

zhengdangtarenzhendezaizuoexcelbiaozhenglikehushujushi,yuguanghudemiaodaozuoweipanghaoxiangyougeyinying。

yikanjingranyoushizuowanneigexiaogui。beihedaodexiaobaicaijimangwuzhulezui。

xiaonanhaicezhenaodaiyilianyihuodekanzheta。

“ni……nikuaizoukai。”xiaobaicaiyangleyangshourangtazou。

“buyao。”xiaonanhaiyilianweiquzhuangdewangzhexiaobaicai。

“nigenwoguolai。”xiaobaicaiyadishengyinshuo。

shenruohanchajuedaodongjing,wendao:“baicai,nizaihesheishuohuani?”

“mei……meia!womeishuohuani。”

xiaobaicaiwunaizhihaoqishenzoudaogongsiwaidexiaofanganquantongdaoli,xiaonanhaipidianpidiandijingenshangqu。

“nizenmehuijinzheidongdaloude?”

“woshigenzhebabaguolaide,keshiwogendiule。”

“baba?nandaonibabazaizheilishangban?”

“我不知道喔。”

“xiaodidinijiaoshenme?”

“我叫胡小宇。”

xiaobaicaitanlekouqi,zuihouzijihaishichashouguanlezheiguishi,zheixiaohaisihuhaibumingbaizijiyijingsiledeshishi,yizhiliuzairenjianyoudang,meiyouqutoutai。xiaobaicaixiangqishangcitashuohaiyouleyigexinshengdidi?kanlaizheihaizisileyoudianniantoule,ruguoyizhifangrentabuguanbugu,gaobuhaoyouhuiyuanniantaishenbianchengegui,yaorangtamingbaitayijingsile,ertadebabamamahaishihenaitade。shouxianyaozhaodaotadejiarenzaiwenqingsiyin。

“wobangnizhaobababa。nibabajiaoshenme?”

“wobabajiaohuhaiming。”

daolezhongwufandianshi,xiaobaicaidaizhehuxiaoyuzouxialouqudaoqiantaizhaokefuxiaojie。

“ninhao,woxiangzhaoxiahuhaimingxiansheng。”

“shaodeng。qingwenshizhaohuyukejigongsidehuzongma?”xiaobaicaitingdaogongsimingzilengleyixia。

“嗯,是的。”

“qingwenninyouyuyuema?”

“没有耶……”

“neibuhaoyisi,qingninyuyuelezailai。”

xiaobaicaimeixiangdaoyidingyaoyuyuecainengjian,neizhinengxiabanyihouzaidaloumenkoushouzhele。

xiabanhou,xiaobaicaizhanzaidaxingpenzaihouguanwang,bianduihuxiaoyushuo:“xiaoyu,yihuinikandaonibabajiugaosuwo。”

胡小宇乖乖的点头。

yigedaizhejinsikuangyanjing,wenzhibinbindezhongniannanzijiazhegongwenbaochaodamenzoulai。

“jiejie,neishiwobaba!”

xiaobaicaimashanggenlechuqu。dizhetoudinglexiayanjingkuang,hanzhuqianmiandehuhaiming。

“huxiansheng!qingninshaodengyixia!”

huhaimingyingshengtingzhujiaobu,zhuanshenkanzhexiaobaicaidefangxiang。

“xiaojie,qingwenshinizaijiaowoma?”

“shide。”huxiaoyukandaohuhaimingjiumashangdahanbabaqilai,haichongdaotamianqianbaozhuletadetui。naihehuhaimingbingtingbudaoerzidehuhuan,zhiganjueshenshangyigulengfengchuiguo。

“qingwenyoushenmeshini?”

“woyoujianshixianghenintantan。guanyunindeerzihuxiaoyude。”huhaimingtingdaoerzidemingziliansemashangjiubianle,jingtidikanzhexiaobaicai。

“nizenmezhidaoneishiwoerzi。”

“yinwei……nindeerzilaizhaowole。taxianzaijiuzaininmianqianbaozhenin。”xiaobaicaimuguangkanxianghuhaimingshenxiadehuxiaoyu。huhaimingyegenzhewangxiawang,danshenmedoumeikandao,fennudeshuo:“nigefengnvren,zaipiansheini!woerzidouyijingqushiyinianle!youbingba!”ranhoukuabujingzhichuanguolehuxiaoyudeshentizouquletingchechang。

huxiaoyukanbabazouledashengkuqiqilai:“wuwawawa!babashuowosile!bababuyaowole!”

xiaobaicaixintengdedunxiazuochubaozhehuxiaoyudeyangziyishianwei,xintengzhezheikeliandehaizi,haizheimenianyoujiusiqule,liansiwangshishenmedouhaibudongdenianji。tahongzhe:“xiaoyuguai,bukulea!”

lurenjingguodouyongguaiyideyanshenwangzhexiaobaicai。

gangxiabandeshenruohanzaidaloumenkoukandaoxiaobaicaideguguaijudong,dengyuanleyan,mashangpaodaoxiaobaicaishenbian。

“baicai!ni……nizaiganshenmea!”

xiaobaicaituranyishidaozijizuoleshenmechunshi,mashangguzuoqingsongdezhanleqilai,huxiaoyuzexizhebizitaitoukanzheerren。

“a,hahahaha!ruohanna!xiabanla!wozaizuoyundongni!zheishitaijixinshi!hahaha!”xiaobaicaiganxiaozheshuo。

“taiji?nimeishizaigongsimenkoushuashenmetaiji?”

“aiyazheibushishangyitianbanyaohuodonghuodongma!bushuolawoxianzoule!”xiaobaicaimashangchongquleditiezhan。

shenruohankanzheneicongcongliqudebeiying,zuishangniantao:“baicaizhendeshiyigereaishengmingdeguniangni!si!kanlaiyaojiangwenle。”shenruohanbaozheshuangshoufalexiadou。huxiaoyugangcaizhijiechuanguoletadeshenziwangxieziloufangxiangpiaoqu。