第五章 报平安,一群八卦室友

duiyuzheibangxinshengdebiaoxian,chenmingwanquannenggoulijie,xianzaibieshuoshibengchulaiyigeyanlidebanzhangle。

suibianchulaiyigeyiguai,banlaobuxindebing,dounengjiangtamenzheibangrenshoushidemingmingbaibai。

zheishilaobingduixinbing“xuemai”shangdeyazhi,ganglai,shayebudong,kebujiuyaoshouzhe。

kanzheqifenbeiwangshuaibingjijuhuadaipian,chenmingsonglesongjianxiaodao:“biezhejixiongdimen,banzhangzaiyanlizanmenzhiyaobufancuo,bufandaotashouli,yejiunanaoyixie,yemeishenmedabule。”

“xianjijialidadianhuaba,baogepingan,gujijialidoudianjizheni。”

“duiduidui,zheiweixiongdijiaoshaminga?”xinbingzhong,yiweirengaomadadejiahuozhanchulaiyingsheng,tingzheidasangmenjiuzhidaozheixinggebuhuicha。

yinggaishishuangzhihaomaideneiyileiren。

“wojiaochenming。”chenmingxiaozhejieshaoyisheng。

“chenxiongdishuodedui,wojiaomadazhu,zheisuhuashuobinglaijiangdangshuilaituyan,pageluan,buyaosong。”

“heihei,nimenbupa,woyebupa,zoulou,dadianhuaqu。”wangshuaibingyezaigenqianfuheyisheng。

kandaogangcaihaichenmendejiren,zhuantoujiukaishigudaobeiru,moshoujidadianhua。

chenmingyebuzaihangsheng,zheixiedoushinianqingren,xinsimeineimezhong,yihuidanyouyihuishalehenzhengchang。

jiangchuangpujiandanzhenglixia,chenmingmochuyuanzhudeshouji,dingzhekanlekan,buyoudetanlekouqi。

zheishaxiaozishengchishenghejizijinvyoumaigezuixinkuandeaishen13promax,zijiyongdequeshipopojiujiumianqiangnengyongdeguochanzhinengshouji,zheifenzhenxin,riyuekejiana。

chuanyueerlai,qianshizhongzhongdouzhishiyichangmengle,rujinyuanzhudeganqingheqinqing,tongyangyeyingxiangzheta。

chenmingmianqiangcongpingmuguahuadeshoujishangzhaodaofumudelianxifangshi,botong,baolexiapingan。

ranhouzhenglijunzhuang,teyipaodaoshuifangxixialian,huilainaqishouji,congliaotianliebiaozhaodao“xiaobaobei”beizhu。

nvyoumingzijiaojiangkexin,genyuanzhushigaozhongtongxue,liangrenfanzhengxuexizadibuzadiba,lianaitandedaoshihonghonglielie。

shuangfangdouzaiyigexianchengzhu,tannannvpengyouzheishi,jialibaokuohenduopengyouyedouzhidao,suanshiqingmeizhumale。

chenmingdiankaishipintonghua,yueerde“yingxionglei”yinlexiangqi,pingmuzhongyeyingzhaochutadelianpang。

youyushoujitaipojiu,pingmubushaodifanghaibeiguahua,ganghuamozhongjiandoubeishuaichuyidaozhangzhangdeliehen。

shipinmeijietongshideheisebeijingpingmu,yinweizheidaoliehen,jiangtadelianfenchengliangban。

napazhuangbeibuxing,danchenmingqingxidekanqingchulezijiderongmao,ganggangxiguoliandemianpang,shuizhuhuaguo,ganjing,chuncui。

bilianggaoting,pifubaixi,jiulianyanjingdoushitouche,qingliang,jiemaoshangguazheshuizhu,henzhang,henzhang...

“zheifupinang,zhenbulaia。”chenmingziwoxinshangleyixia。

huayingangluo,bodashipindeyinlejiaranerzhi,shipinbeijietongle。

yimingchuanzhebaiselianyiqundenvhaichengxianzaihuamianzhong,nenhuhudexiaolian,biaoqinglvedaiyisiyonglan,zhengyongshoubolebokongqiliuhai。

“aiya,nizenmezheishihoujiwodashipina,wohaiyaoshuijueni。”

huamianhenweimei,jiushishengyinyouxiebunaifan。

chenmingxiaolexiao,tayagenmeitingduifangshuoshenme,zheikeshizijixianzaidexiaonvyoua,kexi,zheigejiaodumeikandaotui,lveweiyouxieyihan。

“kexin,wodaojunyingle,banzhangmashangyaoshoushouji,yemeishuoxiacishenmeshihouhuifa,suoyitiqiangennishuoyisheng,miandenilianxibushang**zheji。”

“e,neihaoba,woyuanliangnizheishihoudaraowole。”jiangkexinsihuyemeitingchenmingzaishuoshenme,manbuzaihudehuiyingdao。

“buduiya。”chenmingzhoulezhoumeitou,“nixianzaibuyinggaishigangxiazhuanyekema?”

“zenmepaodaosusheshuijuequle?nitaokele?”

yuanzhuneihuobarenjiaguniangsuoyoudekechenganpaijibeishule,zheiyeyoubudechenmingjibuzhu。

“aiya,nizenmeneimefana,haohaodangbing,jiayoue,wodengxiahaiyaochumen,xianzheiyang,lai,qinyige,woyaochumenle,en~ma,baibai!”

doumeilaidejizuochuhuiying,shipintonghuajiubeiguaduan。

kanzheshouzhongyijingshiqudongjingdeshouji。

chenmingyaoleyaotou,zheipowanyi,zhengaihuanle,gangcainvyouzhanqilai,ruguopingmuzhilianghege,yinggaishinengkandaotuide。

zhuanshenzhengzhunbeibashoujifangrushounaxiang,meidengqishenjiuheleyitiao。

shenhouwangshuaibing,madazhu,yijiqitajigexinbing,quanbugongzheshenzi,chaozhezijishoujishangmiao。

一脸八卦的神色。

“nimenganshenme?”chenmingyilianwuyu,gangcaijingranmeitingdaoshenhoudedongjing。

buzhidaozheibangjiahuoshenmeshihoumodaohoumianle。

tamenyemeixiangdaoshipinguaduandezheimekuai,guolaitoutingdounengbeizhuagezhengzhe。

jirengangadekesouleyisheng。

“keke,ng,neishenme,jintiantianbucuo,shiheduanlianshenti。”madazhushuaidongjixiashoubei,yangzhuangliudadeqiantaole。

“haha,tianshibucuo,chenxiongdi,nigaihuanshoujile,tagenzhenikezhenshizaolaozui,xingxinghao,rangrenjiatuixiuba。”

wangshuaibingshuolejiju,yemaliudeduokai。

shipintonghualidenvshengzhangshayangjirenmeikanzhe,fanzhengdouzhidaochenmingtanlegenvpengyou,shengyinhenwasai,haishixuesheng,bijinggangcaihuatiqianchedaotaokelema。

kanzhejirengangademoyang。

chenmingxiaolexiao,kaikoujieshaodao:“nimenfanbuzhezheimeguaiwanmojiao,gangcaihewotonghuaneigeshiwonvpengyou,muqianzaijiuzhouzhiyejishuxueyuandudayi。”

“woyeshizheisuoxueyuande。”

“neinipaobuduigansha?”wangshuaibingtingdaochenmingzhudongjieshi,yebuzangzheyezhele,gancuikaikouxunwen。

susheqitajigexinbingyeweileguolai。

“jiushiachenxiongdi,nishidaxuesheng,haiyounvpengyou,daizaidaxuemeishidadayouxi,xingqitianlazhenvyouguangguangjie,ouerqujiudiantanxiarenshenglixiangbuxiangma?”

“nizazheimexiangbukai,laidanggedatoubing?”madazhuyihuodexunwen。

“zenmeshuoni。”chenmingyaoleyaotou,“dangbingbushiwodelixiang,shiwonvpengyouganjuejunrenhenshuai,bijiaoyouanquangan,suoyiwocailaidangbing。”

“dangranwoyeyouwodekaolv,zhuankexueyuanqiantuyebuminglang,dangbingsuanshiduotiaolu,duogexuanzeba,napaganbuchuchengji,zhishaoduanlianxiaziji,youyiwuhai。”

“youzhiqi,niub,nijiushixiayigexiaozhuang。”madazhushuqidamuzhi。

“jiayouxiongdi,zanmenxianzaiyeshidongbuzhanquqishiyijunderenle,paizhangshuole,womenshiwangpaizhongdewangpai,ruguozaizheilizhanwenjiaogen,nidexingxiang,zaininvpengyouyanliyidinghuibiandegengjiaweian,jiayou。”

wangshuaibingyesongshangletazirenweizuishuaidezhufu。

“xiexie,womenyiqijiayou。”chenmingxiaozhejiangshoujisaijinshounaxiang。

cishicike,tajuede,junyingdeshenghuoyexuhaibulai,zhishaoyouyibangnanxiongnandipeizhe。

应该差不到哪里去。