chuxiadewuhou,taiyangduladexiangshiyaobaboyoulumiankaohua,zhengtengqiyipianniuqufangunderelang。ruanmianmiandexiaosanlunzaizheipianrelanglijiannanqianxing,ejiaodehanzhushunzhesaibianhualuo,zazaiguntangdechebashang,“zi”diyishengjiumeilezongying。
taerduoshangguazhelanyaerji,zhengduizheshoujipingmumeifeisewu,nulibadengchedengchuleyizhongkaituolajidehaomaiqishi。
“jiarenmensheidonga!jintiandemubiaoshi,yongzheigejianbingtan,zhengfucbd!rangneixienianxinbaiwandejingyingmen,yechangchangwomendicengmeishidelihai!”tashengyinyuanqimanman,fangfodengdebushisanlun,ershinanguamache,“jizhuwomendekouhao:zhiyaosixiangbuhuapo,jianbingzongbikunnanduo!”
weilepaiyige“tiaozhanqushizhongxinmaijianbing”debaoxiaovlog,taxuanzelezheitiaokaojinjinrongqudepijingxiaolu,zhiwangnengyudaojigechulaimoyude“doushijingying”dangsucai。
jiuzaizheishi,yidaojuhuangsedeyingzimengdiconglubianlvhuadailicuanchu。
“aiaiai?!xiaomaomirangrang!”
ruanmianmianjinghuyisheng,xiayishimengdafangxiangpanduobi。chelunnianguoyikuaisongdongdejinggai,zhenggechetibushoukongzhidiwaixie,“kuangdang”yishengcuixiang,jiejieshishidicengshanglelubianlinshitingzhedeyiliangheisejiaoche。
shijieanjingle。zhishengxiazhibojianlishunjianbaozhadedanmuhaizaifengkuanggundong:
【**!zhiboshigu!】【mianmiannimeishiba?!】【zheiche……wodima!laosilaisihuanying!】【wanlewanle,zheixiaqingjiadangchanle!】
ruanmianmianfuzhengbeizhuangwaideyashemao,shixianchujineishanguangkejianrendeheisechemenshang——yidaowubiciyan、haizhanzhefenhongxiaozhulogosuiqidehuahen,zhengziyaliezuididuizhetaxiao。taganjuezijidexinzangxiangbeiyizhiwuxingdeshouzuanjin,shunjianloutiaoleyipai。“wanle,zheiwanyierkanqilainengbawohewodexiaosanlunyiqilunjinmailedoupeibuqi。”
qianzuochemenmengdidakai,yigechuanzhexizhuang、daizhebaishoutao,biaoqingyansudexianggangcanjiawanzhuidaohuidesijikuaibuxialai,kandaoneidaohuahen,lianseshunjiantieqing。
“nizenmeqichede?!buzhangyanjingma?zhidaozheicheduoshaoqianma?banimailedoupeibuqi!”sijishengyindaizhexianeryijiandenuqihebunaifan。
ruanmianmianshenxiyikouqi,danaozai“gedeng”zhihoufeisuyunzhuan。ku?nao?baodatuiqiufangguo?zheixiexuanxiangzaitaderenshengzidianlizaojiubeisidiaole。zaigueryuanheshehuidedudazhong,taxuehuideweiyiyingdaolijiushi:shurenbunengshuzhen,jiusuanxinlihuangdeyipi,mianshangyedewenrulaogou。
“jirankuyeyaopeiqian,xiaoyeyaopeiqian,neiweishenmebuxiaozheduihuiquni?wanyinengduichugeqijini?”
zheigeniantouyishanerguo,tashunjianjiuyoulezhuyi。
zheishi,houzuodechechuangchenmodijiangxiasanfenzhiyi,luchubanzhanglunkuolengjundecelian。xianran,sijiyuruanmianmiandezhengzhiyijingganraodaolechenei。
“chulidiao。”yigedichenlengliedeshengyinchuanlai,meiyourenheqingxubodong,xiangshizaifenfuqingchuyijianlaji。
suiji,yizhigujiefenming、daizhejiazhibufeiwanbiaodeshoucongchechuangneidichuyizhangzhipiao。shouzhixiuzhang,quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyideshuli。
“weixiufei。”nanrendeshengyinyijiumeiyoubolan,“gounizhengyibeizi。nazhe,likai。”
neiyuqi,fangfozaidafayigechanrendeqigai,duoyimiaodoushilangfei。
【???zhipiao?!】【zheijiushibazongdeshijiema?】【shuzikanbuqing,danganjueshiwoyibeizizhuanbudaodeqian。】【suirandanshi,haowururena……】【mianmianbieku!womenzhongchou!】
ruanmianmianzhalezhayan,kankanzhipiaoshangneiyizhangchuanling,youkankanchelineibanzhangbingshanlian,zuihoumuguangluozaisijineifu“nizoudayunlehaibu**endaide”debiaoqingshang。
她没接支票。
zaisijihecheneinanrenlvedaichayidemuguangzhong,tamantiaosilidicongtaneigeyinzhe“baofu”ziyangdefanbubaoli,taochuleshouji。zhijianzaipingmushangqingdian,yizhenqingcuikonglingde“dongdongdong~”sheng,shunjiandapolejietousijideganga。
tajiangpingmuzhuanxiangchenei,shangmianheranshiyigejiemiangupodedianzimuyuapp,suizhedianji,haiyou“gongde+1”deziyangbuduantiaodong。
ruanmianmiantaiqitou,yongyizhongkanbizhuanyekefude、wubizhenchengshenzhidaizhejifencibeideyuqi,duichelidelutingyuanshuodao:
“laoban,kanninzheichushoukuochuodejiashi,liangxinkendingzoushiduonianleba?xubuxuyaowoshunbianbangninchaoduyixiata?”
tadunledun,tiexinbuchong:
“xinrenshoucifuwu,gongdezhidabazhee。”
siji:“!!!”tadebiaoqingxiangshishengtunleyizhicangying。
陆廷渊:“……”
taneishuanggujingwubodemouzi,zhongyucongshoujipingmushangyikai,wanzhengdiluozailechewaineigenvhai……deshoujishang。dianzimuyu?gongde+1?
tazhangguanzheshuqianyideshangyediguo,jianguowushurenzaitamianqianzhanshitanlan、kongju、chanmei,haishidiyiciyouren……shitujitajidexingshan。
yizhongqiansuoweiyoude、wanquantuolitasuoyourenzhitixihexingweiyuliaodehuangmiugan,xiangyigenxizhen,jingzhundicipoletabingfengyijiudeqingganwaiqiao,rangyisijiqiweiruode“huoqi”shenlejinlai。tabingshanbandebiaoqing,diyicichuxianleyisiqingxide、mingwei“eran”deliehen。
【hahahahawoxiaofengle!】【dianzimuyu!shidianzimuyu!】【zhuboshidongyinyangguaiqide!】【gongde+10086!】【nimenkanbazongdebiaoqing!tacpuhaoxiangganshaole!】【mianmianzi,nishiwodeshen!】【zheibocaozuo,kanchengxingweiyishu!】
lutingyuandemuguang,zuizhongdinggezairuanmianmianneishuangliangdejingrendeyanjingli——neilimeiyoukongju,meiyoutanlan,zhiyouyizhongjinhuwanpide、qingchedetiaoxin。taxiguanyuzhangkongyiqie,cikequediyicichanshengle“shiqingsihubiandeyouqule”deshikonggan。
huoxu,huiquhougairangzhulizhongxinchayixiazheigenvhaideziliao,buzhishishigubaogao,ershiquanbu。
erruanmianmian,kanzheduifangchelineishuangzhongyubuzaishibingleng,ershichongmanlefuzatanjiuyiweideyanjing,xinlidexiaorenyijingkaishilekuanghuan:
“henhao,sucaidaoshou!biaotijiujiao《jing!jietouzhuangchelaosilaisi,nvzhubojingyongdianzimuyuweibazongliangxinqifu!》。xiayibu,jiushikankanzheige‘yuanzhongfuhao’,daodinengyouduoyuanzhongle!”
tazhibojianderedu,yinweizheichangfeiyisuosideyiwaijiaofeng,chedichongshanglepingtaibangshou。