「你，你说什么？」
zhanzailoudingshangdelvxiaotongsihuyouxiebuganqueding，yuanbenzhunbeikutianqiangdidelianshangshanguoleyishundezhengleng。
woqiaozhetazheifushoufangzirudeyanji，buyoudejuedehaoxiao，danhaishibujinbumandedashengshuodao：
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zheixiabuzhilvxiaotongjingle，liandaizhezhouweidexiaozhanglaoshi，haiyoukanrenaodetongxuemenyejingle。
sheidouzhixiaobaosongmingejiujingyouduonande，neiyicibushiyiqunxueshengjipotouquzheng，zheikebushisuibiannaoyixiajiunengbeiqingyinazoude。
谁给谁是傻子好吗！
kepianpian，wojiuzhendejile。
「nishuodedoushizhende！」
lvxiaotongyijiuzhanzaijiaoxueloudingdebianyuan，danshixianxiakaikoudehuaquedaizhechiyi。
anzhaotayuxiangzhizhongde，woyinggaibingbuhuizheimekuaisudedaying，ershizaitadedaodebangjiazhixiabeiqianfusuozhi，zuihoucaixinbuganqingbuyuandejiaochubaosongmingecaidui。
bijingyuanzhuli，yuanzhujiushiyinweisibusongkou，zuizhongcaibeitadaizhujihuiwangbao！
dan，wozheiren，zhudadekejiushiyigechuqibuyi！
「neihainengzenmeban？nidounatiaolou***weixiewole，wonandaohainengzhenrangnimeimingma？」
woyunniangleyixiaqingxu，kaikoudeshunjianyanquandunshihongle。
yujiandaodebangjiadediyibu，ziranyaoyituiweijin，yiroukegang！
woyuzhongxinzhangdao：「dajiadoushitongxue，youshenmehuabunengsidixiahaohaoshuoqingchuma？zheiyangxunsinihuo，chulejixuexiaodailaibuhaodeyingxiang，haishiduinideshengmingbufuzea。」
「niyoukaolvguonibamama？tamenjiunizheiyigenver，nizheiyangzuoduideqitamenma？」
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woshengyingengyan，yueshuoyanjingyuehong，yibubutuirang，yishengshengmanshiyuzhongxinzhang，jihulikebianrangyuanbenduiwobulidefengxiangyousuogaibian。
「luyaotongxue，nizhendeyuanyibabaosongmingerangchuquma？」
fangcaihaiquanwoganjindiantoudexiaozhang，xianxiahuranbiandeyouxieyouyu。
「wozongbunengyanzhengzhengdekanzhetazuoshashierba。」
wotanlekouqi，zhenggerenshuangyantonghongjiweiququeyouwunai：
「dangchusuirannindayingwo，zhiyaowonaxialeguosaidejinjiang，jiubaweiyidebaosongmingejiwode。」
「woyebuzhidaoweishenmehuifashengzheiyangdeshier，yebuzhidaoxiaotongweishenmeyaozheiyang，danshiruguobushimeibanfale，takenengyebuhuizheiyangwuliqunaoba。」
woditoumolei，huayuzhizhongshenzhihaipiaozheyiguchaweideqingxiang。
yituiweijin，xiangduifangyijisuoyourenshiruo，bingyongchayanchayujiangzijibaozhuangchengshenbuyoujideshouhaizhe，wodaoshiyaokankanlvxiaotongjiexialaihaiyoumeiyoulianjiexiawoqinshousongshangqudebaosongminge！
xiaozhangkanzhewodeyanshendaishanglexiexuzanshang，zhiyoubanzhurenkanzhewodeyanshendaizhejifenhuaiyi，yadishengyinchaowodao：
「zhendejiade？nibuyaozaizheiergenwociyishibiyishia！」
「nihaizaizheiliguaishangxiaotongle，dangchuyaoshinizaodianbazheigebaosongmingerangchuqu，nalihuiyouzheidangzishier！」
「wokannia，jiushizisi！delebianyihaimaiguai！」
妈的！什么鬼东西！
老子拳头硬了！
wokanzheyipangmanyandaizheyanedebanzhuren，yandimanshibingleng，xiangdaoyuanzhuliyuanzhuyinweitasuoshoudaodebugongzaoyu，wobuyoudenuhuozhongshao。
duizhetahaobuyouyuyangshengdao：
「denglaoshi，nizenmenenggouzheiyangshuowoni！」
yinweitaguyiyadishengyin，zhouweiderenbingmeinengtingdaotafangcaisuoshuodeneixiehua。
yuanzhuli，yuanzhuyizhirennai，juededuoyishiburushaoyishi，fanshirenyirenbiannengguoqu。
可我不一样！
「denglaoshi，zheigebaosongmingekeshixiaozhangjiwode，bushishenmesuisuibianbiandedongxi，zenmenenggoushuorangjiurangni！」
「ruoshininshiwo，haoburongyixinxinkukudelaidebaosongmingeninyuanyigongshourangrenma？」
「rujinshiweilejiuxiaotongdeming，wocaibudeyibatajilechuqu，ninzenmenenggoushuowodelebianyihaimaiguaini！」
woguyiyangshengrangzaichangsuoyourendounengtingdaowoshuodehua，cikesuoyourendemuguangdoujujizailewohedenghangdeshenshang，jiulianxiaozhangyezhuanguotoukanxianglewomen。
erwoqiazhushiji，rangyanleiduokuangerchu，zhenggerenzuochuqingxubengkuideyangzi，wuzheliankuleqilai：
「wuwuwu——woxinxinkukunaxiazheiyigebaosongmingewonandaozuocuolema？weishenmeyigegedouyaolaibiwo，jiranzheiyangdangchuyouweishenmefeiyaobazheigebaosongmingejiwo！」
「wodouyijingjuedingbabaosongmingejitale，weishenmehaiyaolaishuowo，wozhidaodenglaoshinikanwoyizhibushunyan，jiranshizheiyangneiwozhuanxuehaole！」
「zhiyaowozhuanlexuezheigebaosongmingejiukeyimingzhengyanshunluozailvxiaotongshenshangle，dajiayejiubuxuyaoweinanle！」
wozhenggerendunzaidishangbengkuidaku，suoyourenkanzhewodeyanlijieshitongqing，haiyoudelaoshiyijingkaishiweizaiwoshenbiananweiwo，kepianpianzhiyoudenghangmanliantieqing，xiangshixiaonaoweisuoyibanduizhewodahoudao：
「shenluyao，niyoubenshijiuzhuanxue！」
「bieyiweizijichengjihaojiukeyinazheigeweixiexuexiaole，wokannagexuexiaohuishouniyigelianxuefeidoujiaobuqideguer！」
「niyiweimeiyouxuexiaojinijihui，jiupingnizijinengnadaoguosaidecansaimingema？biejizijidelianshangtiejinle！」
xiaozhangfangcaijieletongdianhuabuzhiqulenali，fouzedangzhexiaozhangdemiandenghangbuhuiduiwozheimexiaozhang。
youyinzhetashinianjizhuren，daizhexuexiaodezhongdianban，pingriliyemeiyoushenmelaoshigangentazuodui。
tajiurutongpingrilibiandiyuanzhuyiban，jiangwobiandideyiwenbuzhi，sihuwulunwoqudelezaiduochengjiu，chengjizairuhehao，zaitayanliyongyuandoushilannifubushangqiang。
ertaduiyuanzhudezheifenyaneyebingbushimeiyouyoulai，zhiyinzaiyicikeshang，yuanzhuzhichuletajiangdemoudaotijieguobudui，buzhouchuxianlecuowu。
ganjuedaobeixialemianzidedenghangbianduizheyuanzhudafaleiting，dangzhetongxuedemianjiangyuanzhumadetiwuwanfu。
但，这只是表面。
yuanzhushigetiancai，ruobushiyinweishigeguer，yitadetianfushuobuzhunyijingjinruleshaonianban，jiechubierenyibeizidouwufasuojideshijie。
denghangbisuoyourendouyishidaolezheiyidian，danzuoweiyiminglaoshitabingmeiyoutiyuanzhuwanxi，ershijiduyuanzhuyongyoutameiyoudetianfu，yihounenggouchupengdaotachubukejidegaodu。
taxinzhongdebupinghengchanshengleniuqu，tayicicidayayuanzhu，biandiyuanzhudenuli，chaofengyuanzhudeshenshi，weidejiushiyouchaoyirijiangyuanzhularuchenaiyibeizizaimeiyouchutouzhiri！
恶心！
zheizhongrenzenmepeidanglaoshi！
lvxiaotongyijingcongloushangbeijiaodaozhurendailexialai，tingzhedenghangbiandiwodeyuju，lianshangmanshideyi。
bitachengjihaoyouruhe，zhiyaobudedenghangxihuan，woyiyangyaoyongyuanbeitayayitou！
denghangkanzhewolengchaorefeng：
「wokanniaburutuixuesuanle，fanzhengyinixianzaidejiajing，jiusuanshinengkaoshangdaxueyenianbuxiaqu！」
「haiburuzaodianchushehuidagong，miandeyihouhexibeifeng！」
「haizhuanxue！he，wokannagexialeyandexuexiaokenyaoni！」