第3章 小话痨傅七夕

sinianhou,ashiguojijichang。

“mamimami,zheijiushiashima?haopiaoliangya。”

“mamimami,diedijintianhuilaijiewomenma?”

“妈咪妈咪……”

ruanmengkeaidewawayin,rutongqingquanbandingdingdongdongdebuduanxiangqi,yindesizhoulvkedourenbuzhuchaoshengyuanchukanguoqu。

shuohuadeshiyigesansisuidexiaonvhai,yizhangyuanyuandexiaolian,wuheishuilingdedayanjing,xuebaikeaidexianggexiaonuomituanzi。erbeitajiaozuomamadenvrenkanqilaibuguocaiershisuichutou,wuguanjingzhi,shenseqingleng。

“mamibushigennishuoguoma,diedigongzuohenmang,jintianshilaoyelaijiewomen。”

fuqixixiaopengyoupielepiexiaozui,mingxianyouxieshiwang。buguohenkuai,taneishuangshuilinglingdedayanjingyouliangleqilai:“mami,nikan,neishibushidiedi?!”

nianhuayileng,shunzhexiaojiahuozhidefangxiangkanguoqu,zheicaifanyingguolaitashuodeshidianshilideren。

“jiexialaiweidajiadailaizuixindeyulexinwen。zuotianxiawu,fushijituanzhaokaixinpinfabuhui,fushijituanzongcaifuyunchenhezhumingyingxingsongqiaoertongshichuxi。liangrensihuwanquanmeiyoushoudaojitianqianjiewenbeitoupaishijianyingxiang,beiwenjiliangrenguanxishi,fuzongtanranbiaoshishuangfangzhishipengyou……”

yankanzhejingtoujiuyaofangchuneizhangtoupaidewenzhao,nianhuajihushitiaojianfanshediwuzhufuqixideyanjing:“qiqikancuole,neibushinidiedi。”

fuqixixiaopengyoubuyile:“womeiyoukancuo!neimingmingjiushidiedi!wogendiedishipinneimeduoci,zenmekenengrencuo?”

nianhuabeinaodetouteng,zhinenghongtadao:“qiqiguai,xiangenmamahuilaoyejiahaoma?laoyejinizhunbeilehaoduoliwu。”

fuqixiduzhexiaozui,haobantiancaidunongdao:“haoba。”

ranershixianhaishirenbuzhuwangdianshijishangpiao,napajingtouyijingqiechenglebiede。

pinpinhuitoudejieguojiushiluozailehoumian,erqieyibuxiaoxinjiuzhuangdaolebierentuishang。fuqixirouleroubeizhuangdefasuandeetou,henyoulimaodigenduifangxiandaoqian:“duibuqi。”

beizhuangdeshigesanshisuizuoyoudenvren,kandaofuqixizheimekeaiyouyoulimao,tadexinlimajiuronghuale:“meiguanxidexiaokeai……nizenmeyigerenzailuanzou?nibabamamani?”

qiahaonianhuachajuedaoxiaojiahuoluozailehoumian,ganjinzouleguolai:“zenmeleqiqi?”

fuqixihaimeilaidejishuohua,neigebeizhuangdaodenvrenkandaonianhua,turanfachuyishengdihu:“ni、nishinianhuaba?”

nianhuazaikandaotaxiongkoudegongzuopaihexiangjishi,shenmedoumingbaile。

tashenmedoumeishuo,dangjiliduanbaoqifuqixiwangjizou。ranerhaishilaibujile,qianfuzaizhouweidejizhezaitingdaogangcaineiyisheng“nianhua”hou,quandougendalejixuesidechaotaweiduguolai。

“nianhua?shisinianqianjiajifushao,jieguohunlidangtianbeibaochuguishipinneigenianhuama?”

“nianxiaojie,yourenshuonigenfuzongyijinglihunle,zheishizhendema?”

“nianxiaojie,duiyufuzonggensongqiaoerdeshiqingnizenmekan?”

yankanzhesizhoubeidulegeshuixiebutong,nianhualianseshunjiannankanqilai。

dantashenmedoumeijieshi,zhishixianglaoyinghuxiaojisidejinjinbaozhufuqixi,tongshitaochushoujijijichangbaoanzudadianhua。

fujiadashaofurendeshenfenhaishihaoyongde,baoanzuneibianbugandange,jiedaodianhuajiulikepairenguolaijiuchang。

keneixiejizheyouzenmekenengqingyifangguonianhua?

dangnianneichangrutongxiaohuayibandenianfulianyin,zhidaorujinhaishirenmenchayufanhoudetanzi。xianzaifuyunchennaochuzheiyangdefeiwen,tazheigefutaitaiziranduobudiaozaicibeimeitizhuijidemingyun。

“nianxiaojie,qingwennizheicihuiguo,genfuzongqianliangtiandefeiwenyouguanxima?”

“nianxiaojie,youchuanyanshuoyingfuliangjiahezuoyijingbuxuyaolianyinweixi,nizenmekan?”

“nianxiaojie,nishuoliangjuba!”

mianduiputiangaididewenti,nianhuarengjiuzhishijinbizhechun,lengzheliangenzhebaobiaowangqianzou。

zhidaoturantingdaozheiyangyigewenti——

“nianxiaojie,yourenshuodangnianfuzongquexihunlishiyinweitiqiandezhinichuguideshi,erqienixianzaibaodezheigehaiziyebushifuzongde,zheishizhendema?”

nianhuajiaobudourandunzhu,niutoukanxiangshengyuanchu,shuohuadeshigesanshiduosuidenanjizhe。

tamiqiyanzixikanlekanduifangdegongzuopai:“chenguangribaodejizhe?”

nanjizhexiayishidiantou:“woshi。”

nianhuachunjiaogouqiyimobinglengdehudu:“huiqudengzheba。”

nanjizhelengzhu:“shenme?”

“luanshuohua,zongyaofuchudaijiade。”

rengxiazheimeyijuhua,nianhuabianzhongxindaishangmojing,baojinlehuailidexiaojiahuo,zaibaoanzudecuyongxiacongviptongdaokuaisuzoulechuqu。

dixiacheku,baoanjiangnianhualingdaoyiliangheisemaibaheqian,gongjingdao:“futaitai,daole。”

kanzhemoshengdechexinghechepaihao,nianhuazhoulexiamei,zhengxiangwentamenshibushinongcuole,quejianmaibahedechementurandakai,yigedaizheyanjingwenzhibinbindenanrencongcheshangzouxialai。

“shaofurennihao,woshifuzongdezhuliouwen。”

nianhuamiqiyan:“fuyunchen?tahuizheimehaoxin?”

tabuxiangxintahuizheimehaoxin。

sinianqiantazhiyiyaoshengxiaqiqi,gentajihusipolelian。

houlaitayigerenquleyingguo,shengxialefuqixi。suiranyikaishitashidaizheduqideniantouliuxiazheigehaizi,kedangtazhendehuaitaishiyuejiangzheihaizishengxialai,taqueturanshenmedoubuhenle。

fuqixitaiguaile,guaidaorangtajuedeshoudeneixieweiqugenbenbusuanshenme。

zhiyouyidian,tahenshaodaifuqixihuiguo,yinweitazhidao,zhiyaohuiguo,kendinghuiyourenxiangjintianzheiyang,dangzhehaizidemiantidangnianneixieshi,yifuqixidecongminghezaoshu,nanbaobuhuihusiluanxiang。

“gangcaininbeijizhekunzhudeshiqing,jichangbaoanzuyijingtongzhifujiale,zhengqiaofuzongzaifujintanshiqing,jiupaiwoxianlaijienin。”

ouwendeshengyinzaierbianxiangqi。

nianhuahuiguoshenlai,henkuaimingbaitadeyisi,duobanshiyanxiaoxiaozhidaoletahuilaideshi,qiangpofuyunchenpairenlaijietade。

nianhuagangxiangjujue,buliaoyizhizaitahuailiyishengbuhangdexiaojiahuo,cikequeturanzuanchunaodailai,xingzhibobodikanzheouwen:“nijiaoouwen?nishidiedidemishu?”

ouwendiantou:“shide,xiaoxiaojie。”

fuqixiniutoukanxiangmaibahe:“neizheishiwodiedidechema?”

欧文继续点头。

fuqixiaowuyisheng:“mamimami,womenzuodiedidecheba!”

neishenqing,jiugenxiaolangzaizijiandaorouyiyang,henbudezhijietiaodaocheshangqu。