第5章 碰瓷,她可是专业的

“diedi,qiqihaoxiangniya!nixiangbuxiangqiqi?”

fuyunchenchunbandongledong,meiyoushuohua。

fuqixisihaomeijuedeqinei,jixufahuizijidehualaobenling:“duilediedi,wojintianzaicheshangjiniliuleliwunikandaomei?”

fuyunchenyoushiyileng:“liwu?”

“kanlaidiedihaimeiyoufaxian,”fuqixixiaomimidao:“meiguanxi,diedimingtianhaohaozhaoyizhao,kendingnengfaxiande。”

fuyunchenditoukanzhezheige“xiaobannianhua”,xinqingshifenfuza。

zheimekeainianrendexiaonvhai,ruguoshitade,tazhihenbunengbatianshangxingxingzhaixialaijita……kepianpiantazhishigexidangdiede,shenzhiliantaqinbashisheidoubuzhidao。

zheimeyixiang,zaixindiyayilesanniandenuhuo,youkaishichunchunyudong。

kemeidengtafazuochulai,yanqiandexiaonvhaiqueturanwaizhenaodaipaochuyigewenti:“duilediedi,nizhendeqinleneigeayima?”

fuyunchenbeiwendeyizheng:“shenme?”

“jiushineigemingxingjiejieya。”fuqixizhabazheyanjing,yilianyansurenzhen:“dianshilishuoniqintale,zheishizhendema?”

fuyunchenzuomengdoumeixiangdaozijiyouyitianhuibeigesansuixiaonvhaishenzheizhongshiqing。

xianglailengjingxilideta,yishunjianjingbeiwendeyakouwuyan。

fuqixijiantabushuohua,haiyiweitazhendeqinle,qidesaibangziyigu,xiayimiaoyanleijiubushoukongzhihualuoxialai。

fuyunchenmeixiangdaotashuokujiuku,youpatakuchushengbaqitarendouchaoqilai,yishimeirenzhu,tuokouerchudao:“womeiqinta。”

fuqixijihushunjiantingzhulegengyan,sixinfeixinkanzheta:“zhende?”

fuyunchendiandiantou;“neixiezhaopiandoushijiade。”

nianhuachuguozheijinian,tagenbenjiumeiyouguobiedenvren。

songqiaoersuiranshigongsidaiyanren,danpingshigentajiechuyebuduo。neizhaopianbuguoshiliangrenzaitanshiqingdeshihou,ganghaobeirenzhuadaolekanqilaihenaimeidejiaodu。

fuqixitingwanfuyunchendejieshi,shunjianpotiweixiao,haibuwangjifuyunchendayufangzhen:“diedi,neigejiejiehaimeiyoumamihaokan,nixiangqinjiuqinmamiba,mamizuichunkeruanle,genguodongyiyangxiangxiangtiantiande。”

傅云宸:“……”

tajuedezijishinaozichoufengle,caihuidabanyezaizheiligengexiaohaiziliaozheixie。

gengyaomingdeshi,xiaojiahuoshuowanhaihenbujimianzilaileju:“buguomamikenengbuhuisuibianrangniqinai……mamishuoguo,zhiyouhenqinhenqinderencaikeyiqinqin。”

fuyunchenshunjianbuxianggentazaifeihua,guoduanzhanqishenwangloushangzou:“henwanle,nigaihuiqushuijuele。”

fuqixipielepiezui,maikailiangtiaoxiaoduantuizaihoumiangenshang,jieguoyibuxiaoxinzaichajibianshangbandao,tengdezuozaidishang,liangzhidayanjingliyoubaomanleyanlei:“diedi,qiqiteng。”

“……”

fuyunchenshizaixiangbumingbai,nianhuaneimeyaoqiangderen,zenmehuishengchuzheimegehuaduodexiaokubao。

tayuanbenyijingyouxiebunaifan,keyiduishangneizhanggennianhuaxiaoshihouyimoyiyangdelian,xindijiumomingbianderouruan。tatanlekouqi,renmingdidaohuilai,dundaotamianqian:“kedaonaerle?”

xiaokubaozhouzhexiaobizi,zhilezhixigai。

fuyunchenbatashuikuwangshangjuanlejuan,guorankandaoxigaiyouxiefanhong,buguokanqilaibusuanyanzhong。

“能走吗?”

xiaokubaoguoduanyaotou:“buneng,yaodiedibaobao。”

傅云宸:“……”

zenmeyouzhongbeipengcideganjue?

kandaofuyunchenyouxiesixinfeixindeyangzi,fuqixiyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,chenzhefuyunchenhaimeifanyingguolai,taturanjiangxiaoliancouguoqu,duizhetadecelianbajijiushiyixia!

fuyunchenshunjiandingzaiyuandi,haobantiancaihuiguoshen。

“你干什么?”

fuqixixiaodexiangzhitouxingdexiaomao:“qinqinya。”dunledunyoubuchong:“mamishuohenqinhenqinderenkeyiqinqin,diediduiqiqilaishuo,jiushihenqinhenqinderenya。”

sheizhidaofuyunchendingzheta,buzhidaoxiangdaoshenme,yanshenshudilenglexialai:“zheixiehua,doushinimamijiaonide?”

fuqiximeiliaodaotahuituranbianlian,hedeyanleidoubielehuiqu,banzhangzhexiaozuidaidaifanwen:“shenme?”

fuyunchenkandaotazheigefanying,buyoudecumei,zaiduxianruchensi。

yinianhuadexingge,queshibutaikenengjiaotadenverlaitaohaoziji,tabushineizhongnengweiquzijideren。

kefuqixigangcaishuodeneixiehua,zuodeneixieshi,kansidoushihaiziqidexingwei,danpianpianmeijuhua、meigebiaoqing、meigedongzuo,dounengzhuangjintaxinli,rangtadexinyicicibianderouruan。

ouranrucihenzhengchang,keciciruci,jiuxiandeyouxiekeyile。

suoyifuyunchenganjuefuqixishizaikeyitaohaota,gentalajinguanxi。

kewentishi,sheijiaotazheimezuodeni?

言潇潇?

倒也不是没有可能。

buguofuqixijintiancaihuiguo,ruguozheixiezhenshiyanxiaoxiaojiaode,neitayiwanshangshijianxuechengzheiyang,xiaonaoguaziyeshixiangdangcongmingle。

“diedi,nizenmele?”

fuqixikandaofuyunchenmanlianyansubushuohua,xinliyeyouxiefachule,xiaoshouzuanzhefuyunchendexiukou,kelianbabawangzheta。

“diedishengqiqideqileme?”

fuyunchenfanwen:“woweishenmeyaoshengqi?”

zheigewentihenmingxianbafuqixinandaole,jiaozheshouzhixianglehaobantian,caihongzhexiaoliantuntuntutudao:“qiqicuole,qiqibugaijiazhuangshuaidaopiandiedibaobao。”

傅云宸:“……”

原来还真是碰瓷?!

fuyunchenturanyishidao,zheijueduibukenengshiyanxiaoxiaojiaode。

yanxiaoxiaoshuoshenmedoubukenengjiaozheixiaojiahuoshikurouji,bijingzheixiaoyatoukeshitadexinganbaobei,zhenyaokedaopengdaonaerle,tahaibudexintengsi?

zheimeshuolai,nandaozheixie,doushizheixiaoyatouzidaoziyande?

fuyunchenyangzhuanghaizaishengqi:“jirannizhidaowoweishenmeshengqi,haibuzijizhanqilai?”

“哦……”

fuqixidalazhexiaonaodai,paipaishou,zijicongdishangpaqilai,ranhouchenzhefuyunchenmeizhuyi,zaicipuguoqubaozhuletadedatui。

“diedinizhendebubaobaoqiqima?qiqijinwanxilezao,kexiangle,genmamishenshangweidaoyiyangni!”

fuyunchenjuedezijizaigentadaixiaqu,feidebeitagaofeng,suoxingyibazhuazhetadeyiling,genlincaisidilinzhetawangloushangzou。

fuqixishouwuzudao,jielikangyi:“bu、bushizheiyangbaodediedi……”

kexifuyunchengenbenbudalita,dazhangtuijixiajiumaishanglelou,jiangtarengdaofangjianmenkou,jiuzhuanshenhuilezijifangjian。

fuqixikanzhefuyunchenxiaoshideshenying,xiaoshoutuozhenaodai,guzuoshenchenditanlekouqi:“ai……”

tanqishenghaimeijieshu,shenhouhuranchuanlaigeshuxidenvsheng:“jieshixiaba,fuqixixiaopengyou,nizheishixunyenihaishimengyouni?”