第三章坑人的任务
wozhengmengbi，yiweizijitingcuoleshi，yibasufenghaodemiantiaojiuchuxianzailewodeshoushang。
zheirenwujiangliyeweimiantaiguoyuposhi。
xitongfademiantiaohaibushifangbianmian，ershiyibanjializuichangbeide，bixushuizhudemiantiao，zheiduiyuyigechufangshashoudewolaishuo，xianranshiyigeehao。
guoran，dagongrendejianglishilibukaiyouyanjiangcucha，mimiangaobingtianzheiyangdedongxi。wojiubugaiduixitongbaoyoutaidadeqidai！
dangwuzhijiwoxuyaojiejuedeshi，wogaizenmechulizheibamiantiao。
nazhechuxishoujian？xianranbutaikexue，wogaizenmejieshiwoshizenmebazheibamiantiaobianchulaide？
rengdaolajitong？zheikeshiwodiyicizuorenwudedaodejiangli，zuizhongdeguisubunengshixishoujianlajitong。
yushi，wowenxitong：“qinaide996xitong，qingwennizheibianyouzancunfuwuma？woxiangwodejianglixianzancunyixia，xuyaolezaiyong。”
xitongchenmolebantian，ranhoushuo：“jiangliyihuishou，suzhukesuishiquchu。”
wozhangtanyikouqi，zheicaixinmanyizudichulefangjian。
canzhuoshang，liuweijiabinyijingdaolesiwei，jiuchawohenanzhuchengxiaole。
yeqingqingzhudongwenwo：“yanyan，nishiconghaibianfangxianghuilaide，youmeiyoujiandaochengxiaoa？”
wozhalezhayan，biaoshimeiyoukandao。
kaiwanxiao，yaoshinvzhuzhidaowohechengxiaohaizaihaibianlaileyiduan“langman”deduihua，taxinlibudehenbudebawoqiandaowangua？
zheigeshijian，wohaishixianmingzhebaoshenba。
zhengxiangzhe，chengxiaojiuhuilaile。
yeqingqinglimazhanqishen：“chengxiao，nihuilaila？kuailaichifan。”
chengxiaoxiangshimeitingdaotashuohuayiyang，raokaiyeqingqingshanglelou，haoyihuicaixialai。
jichangluludewozhongyukaifanle。
yeqingqingdeshouyiqueshibucuo，haojigecaiwodouaichi。woyixinganzhefan，wanquanbulihuizhuoshangdefengqiyunyong。
zheishi，xitongyouchuxianle。
“daxianyinqin：qingweinvzhuhuozhenanzhutiaoci。”
挑刺？
woyikan，zhuoshangguoranbaizheyipanqingzhengyu。
zheigetiaoci，buhuishiyaowobangtamentiaodiaoyuci，jiadaotamenwanliquba？
qiebuluntamenhuibuhuichiwotiaodeyurou，yaoshiwozhenzheimezuole，wogujidebeiwangyoudanmupensi。
wozizixixifanfusikaoleyibianzheitiaorenwu，zhongyulingjiyidong，xiangdaolejiejuefangfa。
tiaocima，zheihaibujiandan！
suirangangcaiwoheyeqingqingqilexiaoxiaodechongtu，buguowoduinvshenghaishibijiaoyouhaode，yushiwojiangmuguangfangdaolechengxiaoshenshang。
“xiaogea，nizheitoufashibushigangcaibeimojingyakualeya？youdiantae。”
“nigangcaishibushizuozaishatanshangleya，yifushanghaoduoshazi......”
woyiliantiaolechengxiaowaimaoshangdehaoduoci，zuihoucaibuhaoyisidibuleyiju：“xiaogebuhaoyisi，woshaoweiyoudianqiangpozheng，wojiushishuoshuo，ninbiezaiyi。”
fanzhengxitongyaoqiudeshitiaoci，youmeishuoshiwulishangdetiaocihaishiyanyushangdetiaoci，zongbunengpandingwomeiyouwanchengrenwuba？
xitongbielebantian，zuihouhaishishuo：“gongxisuzhuwanchengrenwu，jiangliyifafang。”
dunledun，xitongbuchong：“xiaciqingbuyaotongguoxitongloudongwanchengrenwu。”
woweixiao，jiazhuangzijimeitingdao。
tingdaowodehua，chengxiaohaimeifanying，chengxiaode“duwei”yeqingqingxianzuobuzhule。
“xiaogedeshenmeinalinengheyanyanniyiyang，wojuedezheiyangdexiaogejiuhenshuai！”
wawu。woxindiyishengzantan。
yeqingqingxiangshicaifaxianzijishuocuohuayiyang，limaxiuhonglelian。
chengxiaowusuoweidixiaoxiao：“xiexiemengyannideyijian，buguoxiacixianguanhaozijibuyaopingdishuaicaishi。”
yeqingqingtanjiudemuguangmashangzaiwolianshangsaoshi。
woyilianmimangdishuo：“xiaoge，nizaishuoshenme？”
chengxiaoxiaolexiao，likailecanzhuo。