womarangwotizhuangsirendedidizuolao，
wozaijianyulibeizhemozhisi，daositamendoumeiyoulaikanguowo。
zaicizhengyan，jingranhuidaolesannianqian。
wofashaoshengbing，womarangwojididixi**。
“linbaoyang，nishijuyingma？yitiandaowanchuledayouxijiushihanmama。”
worengdiaodididayouxideshouji，jiangtalindaoxishouchiqian。
“zenmeyang？qingxinglemei？”
tapokoudama，wofanshoujiushiyibazhang。
queyiwaifaxianzijibangdingledalianxitong，wofankangdeyueduo，dedaodeqianjiuyueduo。
……
“linyu，nishuishenmeshui，nidididougaoyile，nishidangjiejiede，qilaijinidide**xile。”
womazhanzaiwodechuangqian，jiangbeizizhijiexiankai。
wolengdeyigejiling，hunshenzhidazhan。
“kuaidian，nikanshenmeni？zhengtianxianggesirenyiyang。”
tashuozhe，zhijiejiangwozhuaidaoxishouchiqian，
ketingneichuanlaidididayouxideshengyin，
“上啊，快点。”
diditangzaishafashang，liangzhishoubutingdicaozuozhepingmu，zuilihan：
“ma，jializenmelianchidedoumeiyou。”
womatingdaodidideshengyinhoulikepaoguoqu，“guaiguai，xiangchishenme，mamaqumai。”
linbaoyangbaoleyiduilingshidemingzi，womachuanzhexiezizhunbeichumen，linzouqianyaoqiu：
“linyu，niganjinxi，yaoshiwohuilainihaimeixidehua，jintiannifanyebiechile。”
guanmenshengpengdeyisheng，wochediqingxing。
yishiqingxingdeneiyike，wocaiyishidaozijizhongshengle，zhongshengzaishiqisuizheiyinian。
zheiyishi，wobuyaozaizhongdaofuzhe。
“linbaoyang，nishigejuyingma？yitiandaowanchuledayouxijiushihanmama。”
worengdiaodididayouxideshouji，jiangtalindaoxishouchiqian，zhijiejiangtatouanjinshuili。
“zenmeyang？qingxinglemei？”
tapokoudama，“linyu，nizheigeshenjingbing，guaibudemabuxihuanni，nijiuhuogaiyibeizibeitaoyan。”
wolandetingtamajie，zheiyangdehuatingduole，yiqianwohaishahuhudiyiweizhiyaowotinghuashuncong，wojiunengdedaotamendeliangjiehexihuan。
wofanfanfufujiangtaanzaishuili，meimayijujiuduoanyici。
“biezhejini？zuibuganjingwojiuduojinixixi。”
“zheishuidoubinidezuiganjing。”
“linyu，nizaiganshenme，worangnixi**，sheirangnijiangdidianzaishuilide，nishibuxianghuoleshiba？”
womajijimangmangrengxiashoulidelingshi，lianjiaoshangdexiedoumeilaidejihuan，zhijiecongwoshoulijianglinbaoyangjiuxialai。
tongdaluoshuigou，wokanzhemantoudouzhanmanlewuhuiqiweidelinbaoyang，xinlichangkuaijile。
shangyishi，linbaoyangbiyeneinianchuquhebierenbiaochezhuangsileren，huilaihouwomajiuguizaidishangqiuwojiujiulinbaoyang。
daoxianzaitamenqiuwodehuamianwohaijiyiyouxin。
“ayu，mamaqiuqiunile，nijiujiujiunididiba，womenjiajiunididiyigenanhai，ruguotazuolaodehua，zheibeizijiuhuile。”
“zhiyaonitinididizhudongrenzui，faguankendinghuiqingpande，daoshihounichuyuworangnididiyangni，mamahuiganjiniyibeizide。”
shengleijuxia，daqinqingpai，tamenzuizhidaodaocongnalichazuitong。
kehoulaini？woruyuhou，tamenzhijiezaiwangshangfashipinhewozheige“sharenfan”duanjueguanxi。
padeyisheng，wozuolianshangshunjianduoleyigebazhangyin。
womaneiyanshenhenbudejiangwoshale。
“ma，nikuaijiujiuwo，linyutayaoshalewo。”linbaoyanghuayingangluo，wojiuzhijieyibazhangshanzaitalianshang。
“goujiaoshenme？nichulehuihanmamahaihuiganshenme？nijishenme？”wowuzheerduo，chaosile。
pingle，wodeyibazhanghuantadeyibazhang，bukui。
“haiyouma，wobushizaibangnijiaoyujiaoyutama？buranzhaotazheiyangxiaqu，zaiyounageyanjingbuhaodexiaoguniangjiajinlai，renjiadeduodaomeia？”
linbaoyangnanyizhixindikanzhewo，womayelengzhule，zheimeduonian，tamenzaojiuxiguanlewotinghuashuncongdemoyang。
我语重心长地说。
“nijingranganzuzhounididi，nibudehaosi。”
我妈气红了脸。
budehaosi？fanzhengwoyijingsiguoyicile，woguanni。
“ding，gongxisuzhuninbangdingledalianxitong，dalianyueduo，ninhuodedeqianyeyueduoe。”
erbianturanxiangqijixiedeshengyin。
woxiangshishizheigexitongdezhenshixing，
yushiyoudalelinbaoyangyibazhang，gangganghaoduicheng。
xitongtixingwodeyinxingkadaozhang2wanyuan。
我爽了。