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yiwaisiwanghou，wobangdinglexitong，chuanchengnvpeinixiwenlibeidaliandeyuannvzhu。
zhiyaonengchenggonggonglvesangenanzhuqizhongdeyige，wojiunengfuhuo。
keshinvpeizidaiwanrenmishuxing，suoyounanxingjiaosehuibuzijuebeitaxiyin。
woxinxinkukugonglvelewunian，tianzhelianshoujinquruhaoburongyibasanrendexindongzhitidao70%，kenvpeiyidengchang，tongtongguiling。
yanjianrenwuqixiankuaidaole，wofangqizhengzha，zaijialitangshidengsi。
peilewobaniandexitonggaosuwo，takeyitiwopingbizhushen，rangwozaizuihousantian，youyuanbaoyuan，youchoubaochou。
wochuisibingzhongjingzuoqi，bazhangshanbianyulequan。
nvpeiyibazhang，jiantawoxinyidesangenanzhugengshijianglongshibazhang。
zhishiweishenme，zaiwobinsizhiji，suoyourendouguizaiwodebingchuangqiantongkuliuti？
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【ding！luoqingdangqianxindongzhi：-58%】
wodingzhexitongmianbanshangxianhongdeshuzi，renbuzhuxiaochulesheng。
fuwushiba？zhenshigehaoshuzi。
bishangcijianmianyoujiangleshigedian。
kanlailuoqingshizhendehentaoyanwoa。
【suzhu，ni......haihaoma？】xitongchiyileyishun，suijiyouhuifuwangchanglengbingbingdeyudiao。
**zaichuangtou，wangzhechuangwaipiaoluodeyinghua。
xianzaishichuntian，wanwufusudejijie，erwodeshengmingqueyaozoudaojintoule。
“tinghaode。”woqingshengshuo，“zhishaobuyongzaidangtiangoule。”
zheibanian，woxianggexiaohuayiyangzhuizaisangenanrenshenhou。
yingdiqinyexihuanqingchunde，wojiushouqisuoyoufengmang。
shangyexinguiluyiranpianaizhixingdenvren，wojiuaoyedujinrongshuji。
dingliugeshouluoqingzhongqinghuopode，woqiangpozijibianchengkaixinguo。
jieguoni？nvpeianyayichuxian，tamenliankandoubuyuanzaikanwoyiyan。
wopinjinquanliyougonglvelesannian，jieguoxindongzhiyigelianggededoujiangdaofuzhi。
【suzhu，haishengsantian。】
xitongdejixieyinjiqipingjing，【wokeyibangnipingbizhushen，nixiangzuoshenmedoukeyi。】
【jibianshi......youyuanbaoyuan，youchoubaochou。】
mingmingshigenpingshiyiyanghaowubodongdejixieyin，woquetingchulebuganhefenmendeyiwei。
guoqubanian，wozhinenganzhaojidingdeluxian，qiangzhuangchuchiqingmoyanggonglvenanren。
ruguobiaoxianchuduinanzhumendebumanhuozuochushanghaitamendeshi，zhushendeleijixiayimiaojiuhuipizaiwoshenshang。
womanmanzuoqishen，jingzilidenvrencangbaixiaoshou，nahaiyoudangnianyinghoudefengcai？
“xitong，nishuodedui。”woxiankaibeizi，chijiaocaizaibingliangdedibanshang，“jiranhengshudoushisi，burusiqiantongkuaiyichang。”
chuangwaiyinghuafenfei，wodakaiyiju，congzuidicengchouchuyitiaohuohongsedelianyiqun。
zheishibanianqianwogangchuanlaishimaide，houlaiweileyingheneixienanrendexihao，tajiubeiyongyuanyazailexiangdi。
“我想打人。”
wohuanshangqunzi，tushangyanlidehongchun，jingzhongdenvrenmeidezhangyangyoufengli。
“系统，帮我。”
xitongchenmoleyimiao：【wojiniduihuanle‘lidawuqiong’buff，youxiaoqisantian。】
woxiaole，xiaozhexiaozheyanleijiudiaoxialai。
meixiangdao，zuihouzhanzaiwozheibiande，huishiyigehaowuganqingderengongzhineng。
wanshang，woshengzhuangchuxianyadeshengriyan。
yijinmenjiukanjianqinyewenroudibangtazhenglitoufa，luyiranduanzhexiangbinzhanzaitashence，luoqingzhengzaidangangqinweitabanzou。
多美好的画面啊。
“jiejielaile？”anyajingxidiyingshanglai，“wohaiyiweinishentibushufu......”
我抬手就是一巴掌。
qingcuidexiangshengrangzhenggeyanhuitingshunjiananjing。
anyawuzhelian，bukezhixindidengdayanjing。