第一章
jinriqingzhouchengxialeshijiniandoubucengyouguodedayu，zheidayulaidebojueyungui，bianhuanmoce，gengshichenwoquchenglimailiangshishizhijiejiaotoulewojianeipolandeniwafang。
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wokanzhebeiwosuozaimuhezhongdeyinqiandeshuliangtanlekouqi。
「这可怎么好呢？」
zaiwoyichoumozhandeshihou，wotingdaoleyizhenfengbansuizhezhongwuluodideshengyin。
「kendingshineichouxiaozihuilaile。buguotahuilaiyehao，zheicitanalaidedongxiwoshideshouxiale，buranzheigejiakejiuzhentale......」
臭小子就是我弟弟。
wojiaomengsui，wodijiaomengnian。womenliangdieniangzoudezao，wojiudaizhedidisichuchuangdang，yinweiwolianshangdetaijimeiyoupuziyuanyishouwomenjiedi，yushiwobianzoutouwuludaizhetajinleshanzhaidangqilejiefujipindejiangyangdadao。
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xiangdaozheixie，womeizizididakaifangmenyingta。
「chouxiaozi！kuaijinlai！」
kandaotajianshangkangzhejinbachidemadai，woxinlizhijielekailehua，zheixiaozizhenyouchuxi，buhuihaibanledailiangshihuilaiba...hahahaha......
「jie！dabashou...hu...leisiwole。」
womenliangyiqibatajianshangdemadaitaijinfangjianfangzaidishanghou，wochulewuzixiangqujitadaoshui。
taqueyibalanzhulewo，「jie！jienihuilai！zhiqianjinidaidedongxinidoubuxihuan，kankanzheicidezenmeyang...」，ranhouzijizoulechuqu。
tingtazheimeshuo，zheiciyidingshiwojixudewanyi，woxinggaocailiediyouhuilewu，duizhetazaiwuwaiheshuidebeiyingwendao：「zheicidaihuilaidemadaizheimeda，doushishenmea？」
tazhuanguoshen，yilianjiaoaodiduiwoshuo：「jie，nizhiqianyizhibushouwodongxi，shibushijuedeneixiedoushishenwaizhiwu？」
daoyemeiyou，danshiweilejididizuobangyang，wohaishidianlediantou。
「ng。suoyizheici——」
「suoyizheici，wohuanlegeniyidingqueshaodeshenbiandedongxisongni！」
「什么东西？」
taxiangxiaogouyiyangbengbengtiaotiaodidaowoshenbian，yilianshenqiyouxiaoxixidishuo：「zhenbianren！nanren！」