第3章 直播!原始人吗这是!

di3zhangzhibo!yuanshirenmazheishi!

同时。

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tamendoujujizaiyigetedingdezhuanqu:

地下城禁地!

zheili,zuzu197gezhibojian,kanqilaimimimama。

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zhibojiandebiaoti,xianshileguojiayuxuanshoudexingming。

tademingzi,zaizheiyike...

响彻整个龙国。

乃至世界!

cishihaishiyipianheimu,kedanmuquejihufugailezhenggepingmu。

suoyoudianshitai,tongyangbofangzhezheigezhibojian!

“fengli,sheizhidaozheishishei?”

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fengli,20sui,fumubuxiang,gushenzaiwaipiaobo。

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“xiwangtadaidewuzichongzu。”

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dunshi,danmushangchuxianleyipian:zhuniwuyunchanglong。

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zaiwanzhongqidaizhong,yipianqiheidelongguozhibojian,zhongyuchuxianlehuamian!

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头皮发麻!

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zheigexuanshou,chuanzheweiheruciteshu?

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youqishikandaolansezhangmaweideshihou。

guanzhongmenneixinshengqilebutaihaodeyugan。

不会吧?

女人?

这身打扮...

还是个重度中二病?

“zheigerenshihuozaishanggeshidaima?”

“genjurentitezheng,zheigerenshiyigenanren,bushinvren。”

“dage,shidaozaojiubianlea!”

“这是个娘炮?”

“takanqilaidaidaide,buhuishiyoushenmequexianba?”

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yourenlikelaidaobieguodezhibojian,faxiantamendexuanshouyichuxianbianzuoguyoupan,wubijingti。

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“笑看龙国衰弱。”

“piaoliangguofalaihedian!”

longguoguanzhongcishizhinengzirendaomei。

毕竟,

tamenguojiadecansaizhe,doushiyoudaliangqiushengzhishibangshen,shenzhiyoudehaishichuanzhemicaifudeshibing。

tongshi,tamenhaiyoudaliangdewuzi,shenzhiyouqiang!

反观龙国选手。

yishenjibufangbiandeyifu。

一根紫色的长木棍。

zheigechaojidaguolongguodexuanshou,gentamenbiqilai...

jianzhijiuxiangshanggeshidaideyuanshiren!