“huangshang，gaizaochaole！huangshang，gaizaochaole！”
yigetianmeijiaonuodeshengyin，zaiheianzhongxiangqi。
“chaonimei，laozidoubeikaichule，haichaogepi！”
yigenianqingnanzibunaifandedunangzhe，shenshouqumosuotadeshanzhaishouji，xiangguandiaonaoling。
qinfeng，ershisisui，fumuzaowangdeshanliwa，shibaliudazhuanbiyehou，zaiyigesixianchengshidalingong。
mimihuhuzhong，tameimodaoshouji，ershimodaoleyigewenruansihua，danxingshizudedongxi！
这是什么？！
qinfengbeizheiyiyangdeganjueheleyitiao，mengranzhengkaiyanjing。
yigefubaishengxue，quxianlinglong，mianruxianzibanjuemeidenvhai，zhichuanzhehongsexiuhuasichoududou，ceshentangzaipangbian，zhengmeiyanrusidekanzheta！
ertadeshou，zhengfangzaitadudoudezuigaochu！
qinfengxiayishideyinie，shouxindeyidiantuganhecongweiganshouguoderouruanhedanxing，dunshicongshouzhichuanxiangnaohai，shufudetahunshenyizhan。
“嗯......”
“huangshang，ninshuokaishenme？chenqietingbudong。”
nvhaibeizhuadeyishengyingning，weicuyanmei，biaoqingsijiaosichendemeishengshuodao。
“你，你是？”
qinfenghuiguoshenlai，jinghuangdechengzheshuangshouwanghoutui，buzhudezhuantousikan。
minghuangsedesichouzhangman，xiangjindiaoyudemuchuang，cilongxiufengdebeiru，quanshigudaiwanghoudechuangshangyongpin。
这是哪里？
zheigeqianjiaobaimeidenvhaishishei？
“huangshang，chenqieshizuotianxinjingongdexueyinger。”
nvhaijiaoshengshuozhe，zuijiaoqingqiao，meishaoweitiao，juemeidelianshangdangyangchuxiuhuabiyuedeweixiao。
皇上？！臣妾？！
woshenmeshihoujinguzhuangpianjuzule？！
qinfengxinzhonggengjiayihuobujie，zhijieliaokaizhangman，qishentiaoxiachuang。
zhuanmujiegoudefangjiangaodakuanchang，muzhidiaohuademenchuangtiezhehuangzhi，feijinjiyudegezhongbaishe，zaijizhihongzhudezhaoyingxia，shanshuozhezhenpinbaowuteyoudeguangmang。
guoranshigudaihuanggongdewoshi！
zheijuzuyetailiangxinleba，jingugongpaishele？
nandaowobeikaichuhou，jinjuzuzuolinshiyanyuanle？
kedaoyanni？shexiangjini？
“limingjiqi，wanjidaili。huangshang，gaizaochaole！”
waimianturanchuanlaiyishengbunanbunvdesihan，heleqinfengyitiao。
mensuijibeituikai，sigegongzhuangmeinvshoulipengzheguzhuanglongpao，likexiaopaoguolai。
mengchadeqinfengbuzhisuocuo，muouyiyangrenyougongnvjitachuanyi。
xueyingeryelijiqishenxiachuang，zhichuanzheyitiaohongchoukuzi，yigehongxiuhuadudou，guizaitademianqian，beizhetaici：“tianxingriyue，junlinchaotang，yiyanyixing，liminsuowang。”
qinfengbuyouditou，badudounanyizheyandeyipianxuebaikandeqingqingchuchu，diyicilijieleheshenshangaodehanyi。
zheigenvhaizhenshixianzirongyan，moguishencai，hunshenmeiyichudousanfazheshehunduopodemeihuojiaomei，rangnanrenzhikanyiyanjiunanyizichi。
biaozhundehuoguoyangmin、qingguoqingchenga！
yaoshinenggentangngaayiwan，zhendeshijigehuangdidoubuhuan！
ai，buguozheizhongdingjimeinv，doushijidaguanfuhaozhunbeide，zijinengzheimejinjulidekanyiyan，yijingshishangbeizixiulaidefuqi，haiganshewangshuirenjia？
gongnvzhengjitawanzhezhangfa，bufangtaditou，toufabeiqingqingdecheleyixia。
qinfengxiayishideshenshouyimo，xinzhongdunshiyijing！
zheizhongganjue，jueduibushitoutao，shizhentoufa！
kao，wodetoufashenmeshihouzheimezhangle？
这……
这特么不是演戏！
这一切都是真的！
turan，tadetouyizhenjutong，yixiejiyisuipianmengranyongrunaohai。
zheijushentizhendeshihuangdi！
zuowan，shihuangdigenzheigemeihuozhongsheng，xiangyoujingchengdiyimeiguzhichengdejueshimeinvxueyingerdedongfanghuazhuye。
kehuangshangheledianjiu，gangshangchuanghoujiujuedefuzhongyitong，shiqulezhijue。
zheigedaomeihuangdibeirendusile！
erzijineishihougangbeikaichu，qizhedianpingchewangchuzuwugan，beiyigezhaleijipileguolai。
我穿越了！
dunshi，qinfengxinliyizhenkuangxi。
laotianyezongsuankaiyanle，zhidaozheiyibeiziduibuqiwo，yongchuanyuezuoweifulilaibuchangwole。
qinfengqiangyaxingfen，xiaoxinyiyidewendao：“yinger，xianzaishishenmeniandai？”
datingchuniandai，huiyiyixiazheigechaodaidezhongchenjianning，xianbagandushahuangshangdejiahuozhaochulai，qilikazha，mielejiuzu，ranhoujiunenghaohaoxiangshouzheiyicidechuanyuezhilvle。
xueyingerlikeroushenghuidadao：“huihuangshang，xianzaishizanmennanqinfengdesannian，liuyuechuqi。”
南秦？
天德元年？
这是个什么鬼？
zenmezijiyidianyinxiangdoumeiyou！
kanxueyingerheshinvdedaban，yinggaishisuimotangchu，keneigeshihoujuemeiyoushenmenanqina？！
nandaoshidaoleshenmepingxingshijiele？
suanle，guantachuanyuedaonali，fanzhenglaozixianzaishizhiyehuangdile，zaiyebuyongweileshengjisichudalinggongle。
jiranlaotianyexintengziji，keliangeshangbanbeizitaixinku，ranggelaizuohuangshang，gejiubunenggufulaotianye，dehaohaozuochuyifanchengjiulai！
霸天下，睡美女！
tietisuota，jieshizhendetianxia！
xinzhongsuoxiang，quanshizhendeaifei！
这才是真男人！
xiangdaozheili，qinfengxinzhongjidongbuyi，buyoukanxiangguizaidishangdexueyinger。
ruyubantouliangdejifu，zaizhangzhangdeheifayingchenxia，gengjiajiebaishengxue，xuanmumishen。
dudounanyizheyandequxianlinglong，bolanzhuangkuo，wanmeidequanshizhemanmiaoduozi，meibushengshoudehanyi。
juemeidexiaolianshangmeimouliuzhuan，daizheyisixinhunzhiyemeinengchengjiuhaoshi，queyoubuhaoyisishuochukoudeyouyuan。
zhenshirenjiannandeyijiandejipinmeinva！
gexinkuzhengzhaleduonian，daoxianzaihaishigezhikanguodaoguodongzuopiandeguaibaobao，chuleshangdazhuanshimoguonvtongxuedeshou，liannvrendezuidoumeiqinguo。
xianzaisihuangdijiwoliulehougongsanqian，yihoukeyoudeshuangle！
yaobuxiancongzheigehuoguoyangminkaishihuohai，bierangrenjiazaiyouyuanle！
“xueyinger，kuaiqilai，wobushangshenmechaole，zanmenxianbazuowanmeijiaodezuoyejiaole。”
qinfengjibukenaidelazhuxueyingerdeyushou，jiuyaowanglongchuangerqu。
xueyingerlikemiansejiaohong，peihedezhanqi，shengruowenyingdeshuodao：“huangshang，ninshuodeshenme？chenqiezhendetingbudong。”
huangshangzenmeshuohuaqiqiguaiguaide？
huasuirantingbudong，keshaziyekandechulaitayaoganshenme。
taxinlibuyoumaiyuan，zuowanleidianjiaojianidouchenshuibudong，rangrenjiakongshoumanmanzhangye，zheihuidaohoujile？
“peizhenshangchuang，zhenyaolinxingni。”
qinfengsouchangguadu，zongsuanzhaochulezheigeci。
heshibuheshide，nengbiaodayisijiucheng，zhuyaohaishikanxingdongma。
“chenqiexiehuangshangenchong。”
xueyingerbeizheimezhibaidehua，shuodexiusenandang，danrengganjinanzhaoligui，xiaguixieen。
xiangqichujiaqian，tangjiejitashuodeneixieguifangmishi，yishenmeigudetabuyoujiaoqufaruan，xiaolianfatang，xintiaoshengdadezijidounengtingjianle。
qinfengyibalazhuxueyinger，jibukenaideshuodao：“buyongxie，buyongxie，kuailaiba，wodehaojiejie。”
gederenshengdiyiqianghaidengzhekaini，dengnifanwenrujie、sanguijiukouwan，huangguacaidounianle。
“是，皇上！”
xueyingerweibukewendedayingyisheng，guishenshangchuang，jiekailedudoudedaizi。
dunshi，yipianjuemeidefengjing，luchulegouhunshepodezhenmianmu。
“tianxingriyue，junwanglinchao，guotaiminan，huangshangzaochao！”
taijianzaiwaimianjixudashenghandao。
“滚蛋，朝个毛！”
“badianshangbanzaishuo，xianzaitianhaimeiliang，guihaonidetou？”
qinfengzuilidunanzhe，zhijiebaxueyingerandaozaichuang，shoumangjiaoluandejiezhetadekudai。
nimeidetui，zheigechaodaidenvrenzenmexidekudai，zenmezhaobudaotou？
xueyingerxiaolianhongtou，jiaoxiudedishengshuodao：“huangshang，rangchenqielaiba。”
kanzhezheigejueshimeiren，xinganqingyuandeyaojizijikuanyijiedai，qinfengshuohuadeshengyindouzhandoule：“hao，kuai，kuaidian。”
geduoniandemengxiang，zheikejiuyaoshixianle……