第一章 快过年要买年货了

diyizhangkuaiguonianyaomainianhuole

kuaiguonianyaomainianhuole,wobudayingerziyaomaiyiwandexinqiuxie。

taxianqidishuo:“nizaizheigejialiyoushenmeyong?haibushiyongwobadeqian。nibujiwomai,worangwolingwaiyigemajiwomai!”

woxinqingfuzadiwen,xinmamashibushihenyouqian。

他眉飞色舞地点头。

“neihao,yihouwojiubushizheigejiaderenle,yebuhuishizheigedifangdebaomu。”

wolikai,tabotongtaxinmadedianhua,xingzhibobodimiaoshuqineishuangxie,duifangdayinglemaixie。

他朝我得瑟。

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wotongkudiguanshangfangmen,sikaozhangfudebeipan,erzidebiyi。

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wojitazuofan,xiyifu,yiqiwan,tadouhuitiantiandishuo“xiexiemama”。

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tazhihuishuo:“hao,nainaimai”“zheiyoushenmeguanxi?woerzimeigeyuezhengdaqian”,ranhoubeidilisongyongtaerzizhiwenwo:“zheigeyuedeshenghuofei,niyouyongdaoleshenmedifang?”

neiwanbalaikuaichuquyigejiatingdezhengchangkaixiao,younengshengduoshao?

tanainaizhizewobaijia,ertayezhirenweiwoduizheigejiameiyourenheyongchu,shige“chibaifande”。

houlaiwoshiquleguanqiandezige,chengweizheigejialide“zuiren”。

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zhangjiudeduibirangtayexuehuile“bijiao”zheijianshi。

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xiaohaizidezuizangbuzhurenheshiqing,gengdidangbuzhushishiqianjiudeyige“haomama”。

fanranhuiwudewozhanlichuangbian,tianseanchen,sheiyekanbuqingwodeleihewojindequantou。

jinbidefangmenneichuanlaibumandejiaosheng:“wokao,neige**jialijuranjitamailexinkuandekongjun,cao,womazhenmeiyong!woyederangjialirenjiwomai,jueduibunengbeitabixiaqu!”

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keximeiyou,zhidaosangeyueqiandeneigeguangxianlianglidenvrenhewoerziyibingchuxian,xianshijiwohenhenyiji。

tawanzheerzijinruwocenggongzuoguode4dianli,daizheqichemoxingchulaishi,erzilianshangguazheduiwolinsedexiaorong。

tashuo:“mama,nizhenhao,zhenxiangheniyiqizhua。”

“shime,neijinwanjiuqu。ninainaixihuanshenme?jinzhuozihaobuhao?”

dangwanwoqienuohanjiandijiekouwoyaochuquzhaogongzuomeiyouhuiqu。

getianwomeikanjianjinzhuozi。

danworengranzhidaowobeiqudile,shenzhibeitabachaofeng:“nichuledangbaomu,hainengzuoshenme?xianzaizhaogongzuozheimenan,chuqusheiyaoni?”

erzirengjiuzantong,bingdayilinrandibuchong:“yaobushibakenyangni,nizaojiuesizaiwaibianle。”

neitiankaishi,wobujieyiwodeerziqinjinshei,sheiyoubisheiyouyong,wozhizhidaobixuyaoyouzijideanshenlimingzhiben。

eryiwangzheigedian,shiwomabutingtimaicaizuofandedian。

jintianwoguzuledanzi,botonglelaotongshixiaorudedianhua。

dianhuamiaobeijietong,woshenzhimeiyouxianghaoyaoshuoshenme,xinzangluantiao。

taxianshuohuale,shengyinzhaojiuzhongqishizu,tingqilaiguodehenhao:“shi,nizi?”

woxiayishidadao:“shi,shiwo,nizi......ni......zuijinzenmeyang?”

shuowancaifanyingguolaiwoshuoleshenme,keximeiyouchehuidejihui。

dangchuwojiajizhouchihou,yirancizhihuiguijiatingdeshihou,takukoupoxinquanwobucheng,numawonaozihutubuzhengqi。

wodangshixinliyouqi,renweitabuzhichilijieweiyidehaojiemei,yebukenzhudonglianxita,xiangyaorangtakankanwomeicuo。

tamadeshizhendui:“youjueyousixinyan,bierenduinihaodianjiuhenbudewaxinsonggande,chizaobazijikengsi。”

“zhouchinengshigeshenmehaowanyier?nibiekantaxianzaiduinihao,nishishidaoshihounizhengbuleneimeduoge,kantazenmemaitaini!”

“wogennishuo,niyaozhaoyedeyaojiusuantangzaijialichichihehede,yenenggongnidenanren......”

womenyijingshiduonianmeilianxile。

tabushuohua......yezhengchang。

wozhengyaoguaduandianhua,“ding”diyixiashoujizidongbobao“zhifubaodaozhang2wanyuan”。

haishiwogongzuoshihouxiguankaizhede,yizhimeiguandiao,zheimeduonianyemeixiangguoyici。

zhouchizongshirenweiwoluanyongqian,zhikenlingsandijiwoxianjin。

wodunshileiliumanmian,gengyandibuzhidaoshuoshenme。

tashuodehenkebo,tingdaoxinlipianpianshinuande:“lihunlemeiqianyong,caizhidaolailianxilaojiemeile?xianjinidian,miandelaitoubenwodelufeidoumeiyou。”

yishunjian,woxinlijimanleruguo,ruguodangchutingcongtadequanjie,ruguohoulaimeiyouduqibulianxi,ruguozaodiankanqing,neiyouhuizenmeyang......